Chismosas and Chainsaws

In this episode, we talk about Midsommar(2019), how amazing Florence Pugh is, and how Brittany would fall for this hook, line, and sinker. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Omen(1976), how cool Gregory Peck is, and how easy it should theoretically be to kill a little kid. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Us(2019), how flawless Lupita Nyong’o and this cast is, and how Good Vibrations probably won’t sound the same after this. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Paranormal Activity 3(2011), how pretty the mom and boyfriend are, and how this ending is kind of confusing. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Craft(1996), the undeniably fun witchy vibes, and how many snakes and spiders there were. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Content warning: this movie does deal with sexual assault and trauma. In this episode, we talk about The Perfection(2018), how great these two actresses are, and go on a brief tangent about catering. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Children of the Corn(1984), experience technical difficulties for the first few minutes, and mourn the death of a cute dog. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Would You Rather(2012), how tame this is for “torture porn”, and why Brittany doesn’t wear contacts. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Paranormal Activity 2(2010), how it’s kinda sorta racist, and how once again the dad doesn’t want to believe they’re haunted. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Trigger warning: we talk about sexual assault from about 20 minutes to the 30 minute mark. In this episode, we talk about The Hills Have Eyes(2006), how you absolutely have to train big dogs well, and how nothing matters at the end of this movie. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Pet Sematary(1989), how cute the kids are, and how the father in law is so rude to Louis. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Hush(2016), what an absolute fighter Maddie is, and how this is Reyna’s literal nightmare. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Tragedy Girls(2017), how cool it is to see two teenage girl killers, and how they realistically shouldn’t have been able to take down Craig Robinson. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Conjuring(2013), how creepy the house’s history is, and whether or not we’d buy a house that had multiple deaths happen inside. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Saw(2004), how neither of us can pronounce Cary Elwes’s name, and how long ago 2004 feels. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Urban Legend(1998), how much we hate Jared Leto, and how 90s everything in this movie is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors(1987), how iconic Nancy Thompson continues to be, and how dangerous needle fingers are. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Scream 4(2011), how cool Kirby is, and how creepy Judy is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about My Bloody Valentine(1981), how fun it is to see a slasher without teenagers, and whether or not venison is good. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Bram Stoker’s Dracula(1992), how beautiful Winona Ryder is, and the insane amount of licking this movie has. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Trigger warning: from about 24 minutes in to 30 minutes in, we do talk about Harvey Weinstein and rape. In this episode, we talk about Scream 3(2000), how terrible Gale’s terf bangs are, and just how poorly written this supposed end to a trilogy was. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Amityville Horror(2005), the differences between this and the original and how difficult it is to see Ryan Reynolds in a serious role. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we look back on 2020. Yes it royally sucked, but we also covered a lot of movies so we talked about some of our favorites we’ve covered so far. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In our last episode of the year, we talked about Krampus(2015), the fun creature designs, and what a nice dad Adam Scott makes. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Trigger warning: one of the short films deals with some sexually violent circumstances. In this episode, we talk about Holidays(2016), break down each one, and rank all 8 from worst to best. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!