Chismosas and Chainsaws

In this episode, we talk about Santa Sangre(1989), how there’s a lot going on here, and how this isn’t what Brittany was expecting at all. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com and follow on Instagram!

In this episode, we talk about A Christmas Horror Story(2015), how there’s maybe one too many story lines here, and how terrible of a person William Shatner is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Prom Night(2008), whether or not Brittany Snow is a good actress, and how great Idris Elba is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Ma(2019), how fun it is to see Octavia Spencer in a different role, and how she’s not necessarily unjustified in her actions. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Pilgrim(2019, season 2 of Hulu’s Into The Dark series), how desperate this mom is to have such a bad idea, and how at least this is only just over an hour long. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Audition(1999), how the last half hour of this is insane, and how maybe she wasn’t fully in the wrong. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Trigger warning for sexual assault 35-38 minutes for this episode. In this episode, we talk about The Lost Boys(1987), how iconic everything about this movie is, and how the grandpa really should’ve said literally anything to this family. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Trigger warning: we do talk about sexual assault from about the 38 minute mark to about the 43 minute mark. In this episode, we talk about Thir13en Ghosts(2001), how terrible this architecture is, and how much Reyna hates Shannon Elizabeth. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this Halloween special, we talk about the Scooby-Doo Project, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, and Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Halloween(2018), how cool Laurie Strode is, and how those podcasters deserved it. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Witchboard(1986), how terrible both of these men are, and whether or not the word ouija is trademarked. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Bride of Chucky(1998), how cool Jennifer Tilly/Tiffany is, and how biased both of us are with our differing opinions. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

Happy October! In this episode, we talk about Suspiria(2018), how insanely long this movie is, and how crazy it is that Tilda Swinton plays three different characters. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Babysitter(2017), how beautiful Samara Weaving is, and how this director worked a lot on Supernatural. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Old Ways(2020), how awesome this soundtrack is, and how it’s fun to see a witch not be evil. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Fright Night(2011), how we’d let Colin Farrell turn us, and how slutty David Tennant looks in this movie. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Cleansing(2019), how this concept could’ve been done well, and how ultimately it just wants what The VVitch has. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about From Dusk Til Dawn(1996), how truly iconic Salma Hayek is in this movie, and how Quentin Tarantino is creepy. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Lighthouse(2019), how insane this dynamic is, and whether or not we’re on Robert Pattinson’s or Willem Dafoe’s side. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about American Psycho(2000), how sweaty Christian Bale is in this movie, and how it really is hip to be square. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Friday the 13th(1980), how these actors probably tried, and wonder where we’d be without this iconic film. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master(1988), how this is where the series takes a turn, and how no matter what Tuesday Knight is not Patricia Arquette. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh(1995), how cool Tony Todd is in everything, and how big of a disappointment this is after the original. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Final Girls(2015), how underrated Alia Shawkat is, and how campy but fun this movie is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

In this episode, we talk about The Wicker Man(1973), how Brittany loves folk horror vibes, and how this cop should’ve left immediately. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!