Falsetto Prophet

Chemohawk Sessions

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Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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Faux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket) 12.06.2023 31:10

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your tenth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of blo...

Faux Ghostface: Found Murder Site Obscene in Chapter 19: Cutting Breakers and Wannabe Faux Gho Fakers--From Buck Knife to Butter Knife (Leaked Confessions Pique Obsessions) 12.06.2023 33:06

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your ninth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of blo...

Faux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven) 12.06.2023 34:36

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your eighth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloo...

Faux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings) 11.06.2023 37:13

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your seventh episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of b...

Faux Ghostface: Audrey, the Student Body Proves Rather Mean in Chapter 15: Brooke's Submerged Scream--High School Fearleader Costume (Brooke Wears a Bloody Crown While The Lakewood 5 's on Lockdown) 11.06.2023 36:39

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your fifth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloo...

Faux Ghostface: Bubble Tea Caffeine in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts) 11.06.2023 38:02

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your sixth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of blood...

Faux Ghostface: Just Cause Your I.D. Says 23 Don't Mean You Ain't a Tween in Chapter 14: Fake I.D.'s and False Alarms--Eli Just Might Lie For He's a Sly Fstars Guy (Tripping on Party Favors) 10.06.2023 36:23

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your fourth episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloo...

Faux Ghostface: Old Horrors Noah will Unshelve in Chapter 12: Harmful Pig Farm--The Bicurious Liar Scales Barbed Wire (A Backlog of Noahlogue) 10.06.2023 38:33

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your second episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bloo...

Faux Ghostface: Will Audrey Meet the Killer Obscene, Unknown, Unseen in Chapter 13: Vacancy for a Slashing Spree--Kinky Plastic and a Corkscrew Drastic (Counterfeit Emails, Twilit Blood trails) 10.06.2023 35:41

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your third episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of blood...

Faux Ghostface: It's Lakewood 6, not 7, in episode 11: Tugging at the Digital Thread--From Brooke's Rock to a Headstone (Two Birds, One Wake for Jake) 09.06.2023 44:23

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your premiere episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph into a new fresh pile of bl...

Faux Ghostface: Fresh Wound Wrap-Up--Final Thoughts on Lakewood's Final Kids 09.06.2023 29:18

"Now, I have one more surprise for you before I open you up, and you'll never see it coming..." –Piper Shaw Greetings Dreamy Screamers, Enjoy the bold, not coy joy of our season 1 wrap-up of Faux Ghostface. -Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, cour...

Faux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger) 09.06.2023 43:52

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as the season one concluding chapter episode, while we are saddened by the end of such a stellar and satisfying season, the silver knife blade tipped lining lies in the knowledge that there is more in store and Emma's mom...

Faux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline Cut in Chapter 9: All Hallows' Deceive--Blood-Slick Trick-or-Mistreating (Costumed Prey at Their Own Soiree) 08.06.2023 39:33

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). Here we speak on the Faux Gho with the most dead bodies at their feet, spoken by your Noah Foster Imposter host and Daisy Bell co-host where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we wi...

Faux Ghostface: Facing Stage Fright and a Dark Fate in Episode 8: The Dichotomy of Will--Daymare on Lakewood Street (Cutting the Insomniac Some Slack) 07.06.2023 39:49

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). From the pulse-pounding, prophetic pilot to our current alive and well fear here, this is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the S...

Faux Ghostface: Half in Hell, Other Half Heaven Within Part 7: A Date to Dismember--Emma Gives Will a Splitting Headache; (Will the Killer Strike or, Will, Spare?) 06.06.2023 40:45

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carna...

Faux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Will's Scared, Piper Spared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared 06.06.2023 43:21

Faux Ghostface: We're Granted a Stay With Episode Five--Those Still Alive--For Their Dead--May Pray: Candle Lit Hypocrite--Doubly Dark Daddy Issues 06.06.2023 43:10

Maggie and Hud share a lip locker, her glasses were a co** blocker and Emma finds familial smut inside her locker! Today Emma takes a manly swig from a flask, in her shared history and vulnerability Piper will bask, but there remains a killer to fstars unmask… Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 a...

Faux Ghostface: In this Fourth Episode, Bloodletting has Slowed: Lord of the Lies--The Slasher's Lair, Unoccupied, a Trail of Pig's Blood--Dried and Our Dear Trio…Trapped Inside 06.06.2023 46:16

Beware Faux Ghostface's Lair! Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Noah's nightmare, his place of part time work and full time sulking: Nightmare Level, but while he is reeling from Riley's untimely demise, we dream up and scream a new dreamy screamer surprise! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 20...

Faux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley 05.06.2023 41:14

Welcome to Friday Night Frights! Welcome to Rooftops and Patio Scars! Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut...

Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights) 30.05.2023 45:30

Seth Branson : Alright Will Gram, what is this killer's design? Noah Foster : Well, murder is a lonely game, you know. I mean say you're the killer OK, you sneak into Nina's house, sculk around, scare her and then you kill her. Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? You just stand watching the blood spread out in the water, thinking crazy guy stuff. Brooke Maddox : Cr...

Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake 29.05.2023 57:08

Lifting the Mask ain't his First Task… Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016) The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a slice of the Scream:...

Faux Ghostface: The Lakewood Clan's Lifespan--Our Reflection and Dissection of the Lakewood Cast 28.05.2023 40:01

"All you people who think you know everything about the Lakewood Six. You don't know us. Not really." -Brooke Maddox Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016) which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly de...

Faux Ghostface: Killer Hiding Places and Blood-Stained Spaces--Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree Locations 28.05.2023 46:28

Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016) which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel so deep and surgically critique so intensely, this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure, afterwards you shall need a surgical mask just to keep your face and your wits t...

Welcome to Faux Ghostface: Broaching Brandon's Mask 27.05.2023 40:53

Greetings Podience, or as you will be known henceforth: Dreamy Screamers. Will you be the joke of this April's fool, or will a sharp, blood-stained knife serve as your dispatching, terrifying tool? Welcome you mini-series streaming, nightmare dreaming and daymare screaming with a collective penchant for limited, both stand-alone and anthology serialized thrillers about serial killers. Hencefor...

Pick 35: Slick Flick Pick: Bad to the Endoskeleton Bone--Slayground Surprise, Ashen Skies and Glowing Red Eyes; (Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance** 26.05.2023 1:57:26

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the futuristic, yet present tense, time travailing pleasure of bouncing and beaming you through a time warp portal, you but a cold, calculating cyborg emissary, your mission: stalking, chauffeuring and eating bullets for one tweener/savior/mortal. Connor may just convince you to smile but never fstars chortle; painless the program of your terminator a** wou...