Falsetto Prophet

Chemohawk Sessions

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Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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Faux Ghostface: Fresh Wound Wrap-Up--Final Thoughts on Lakewood's Final Kids 09.06.2023 29:18

"Now, I have one more surprise for you before I open you up, and you'll never see it coming..." –Piper Shaw Greetings Dreamy Screamers, Enjoy the bold, not coy joy of our season 1 wrap-up of Faux Ghostface. -Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, cour...

Faux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger) 09.06.2023 43:52

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as the season one concluding chapter episode, while we are saddened by the end of such a stellar and satisfying season, the silver knife blade tipped lining lies in the knowledge that there is more in store and Emma's mom...

Faux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline Cut in Chapter 9: All Hallows' Deceive--Blood-Slick Trick-or-Mistreating (Costumed Prey at Their Own Soiree) 08.06.2023 39:33

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). Here we speak on the Faux Gho with the most dead bodies at their feet, spoken by your Noah Foster Imposter host and Daisy Bell co-host where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we wi...

Faux Ghostface: Facing Stage Fright and a Dark Fate in Episode 8: The Dichotomy of Will--Daymare on Lakewood Street (Cutting the Insomniac Some Slack) 07.06.2023 39:49

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). From the pulse-pounding, prophetic pilot to our current alive and well fear here, this is where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the S...

Faux Ghostface: Half in Hell, Other Half Heaven Within Part 7: A Date to Dismember--Emma Gives Will a Splitting Headache; (Will the Killer Strike or, Will, Spare?) 06.06.2023 40:45

Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a devilishly delectable slice of the Scream: The TV Series carna...

Faux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Will's Scared, Piper Spared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared 06.06.2023 43:21

Faux Ghostface: We're Granted a Stay With Episode Five--Those Still Alive--For Their Dead--May Pray: Candle Lit Hypocrite--Doubly Dark Daddy Issues 06.06.2023 43:10

Maggie and Hud share a lip locker, her glasses were a co** blocker and Emma finds familial smut inside her locker! Today Emma takes a manly swig from a flask, in her shared history and vulnerability Piper will bask, but there remains a killer to fstars unmask… Greetings Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 a...

Faux Ghostface: In this Fourth Episode, Bloodletting has Slowed: Lord of the Lies--The Slasher's Lair, Unoccupied, a Trail of Pig's Blood--Dried and Our Dear Trio…Trapped Inside 06.06.2023 46:16

Beware Faux Ghostface's Lair! Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Noah's nightmare, his place of part time work and full time sulking: Nightmare Level, but while he is reeling from Riley's untimely demise, we dream up and scream a new dreamy screamer surprise! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 20...

Faux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley 05.06.2023 41:14

Welcome to Friday Night Frights! Welcome to Rooftops and Patio Scars! Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut...

Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights) 30.05.2023 45:30

Seth Branson : Alright Will Gram, what is this killer's design? Noah Foster : Well, murder is a lonely game, you know. I mean say you're the killer OK, you sneak into Nina's house, sculk around, scare her and then you kill her. Boom, but then what? Take a victory lap around the pool? You just stand watching the blood spread out in the water, thinking crazy guy stuff. Brooke Maddox : Cr...

Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake 29.05.2023 57:08

Lifting the Mask ain't his First Task… Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016) The TV Series which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure. Today we will cut a slice of the Scream:...

Faux Ghostface: The Lakewood Clan's Lifespan--Our Reflection and Dissection of the Lakewood Cast 28.05.2023 40:01

"All you people who think you know everything about the Lakewood Six. You don't know us. Not really." -Brooke Maddox Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016) which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel deep and surgically critique this shamelessly de...

Faux Ghostface: Killer Hiding Places and Blood-Stained Spaces--Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree Locations 28.05.2023 46:28

Hello Dreamy Screamers! Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic vivisecting companion series to Scream: Scream: The TV Series: Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016) which premiered on MTV i.e. murderous television, where we scalpel so deep and surgically critique so intensely, this shamelessly delectable guilty party pleasure, afterwards you shall need a surgical mask just to keep your face and your wits t...

Welcome to Faux Ghostface: Broaching Brandon's Mask 27.05.2023 40:53

Greetings Podience, or as you will be known henceforth: Dreamy Screamers. Will you be the joke of this April's fool, or will a sharp, blood-stained knife serve as your dispatching, terrifying tool? Welcome you mini-series streaming, nightmare dreaming and daymare screaming with a collective penchant for limited, both stand-alone and anthology serialized thrillers about serial killers. Hencefor...

Pick 35: Slick Flick Pick: Bad to the Endoskeleton Bone--Slayground Surprise, Ashen Skies and Glowing Red Eyes; (Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance** 26.05.2023 1:57:26

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the futuristic, yet present tense, time travailing pleasure of bouncing and beaming you through a time warp portal, you but a cold, calculating cyborg emissary, your mission: stalking, chauffeuring and eating bullets for one tweener/savior/mortal. Connor may just convince you to smile but never fstars chortle; painless the program of your terminator a** wou...

Pick 34: Slick Flick Pick: Whistleblow, will Crowe--Prying Inside Info from an Outsider (You're Gonna Get Your Slick Flick Fix); (The Insider, 1999) 25.05.2023 1:20:05

Don't say can't to Dr. Wigant. Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow Othello and me the pleasure of walking your whistleblowing, partially seeing--but mostly knowing-- threatening to cripple the titan industry capitalizing on the profits which keep cancer sticks' cherries glowing, carcinogens flowing and the cigarette smokescreen up our collective a**es blowing, his former tobacco compa...

Hellbound Binding 2: Slick Page Flip: Read Between the Humanoid Vines; (Book Comparison/Carbonless Copy Annihilation film and Annihilation novel) 20.05.2023 1:04:27

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material. Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read; conversely, an analogue bound book is oft condensed and converted,...

Pick 33: Slick Flick Pick: Carbonless Copy--Further Down the Lighthouse Hole; (E.T.S.D.); (Annihilation, 2018) **With Brother Brook's Aural Appearance** 20.05.2023 1:41:51

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the foreign, yet familiar, terrifyingly non-terrestrial pleasure of steering you along the warped and unnatural crystalized foliage-laden beach enfolding the lighthouse of dark holes with darker tunnels harboring a still darker fantastical factory that cranks out carbonless copies devoid of emotion, sensical responses and a sense of human humor, but these ca...

Pick 32: Slick Flick Pick: Ghostman in the Machine--Where High-Tech Thrills Greet Low-Tech Kills (Blackhat, 2015) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance** 11.05.2023 1:28:53

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through both the realm of the digital and the analogue, the melding of the automated and carbon, flesh and blood created, the skylines of the Pearl River Delta as it splashes into Hong Kong City and weaponized, mechanized motherboards of circuitry, next to the buff Adonis Hathaway, Chen Lien looks itty bitty, the legit shiz hacke...

Pick 31: Slick Flick Pick: Will Alicia's Throat be Slit, Skull Split, or will She, the Killer, OutWitt? (From an Old Rumor Mill-- New Blood will Spill); (Urban Legend, 1998) *With Caro Blood Red Wine* 03.05.2023 2:00:02

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through the picturesque angles of the lively, beating heart of the campus's quadrangle where buff Adonis athletes and slutty, sightly sorority bods dangle, by now, as we are double digits of Slick Flick Pick in, you know the score, of these heat lightning-lit collegiate grounds, and of Natalie's gothic, roomie whore, we g...

Pick 30: Slick Flick Pick: Frostbitten Neck--Foster, the Fangless Imposter (Whiteout Fang); (30 Days of Arterial Sprays); (30 Days of Night, 2005) 22.04.2023 54:34

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the confining, constricting, claustrophobic cold and its cobwebbing cocoon of teeth-chattering chill, but this polar night wind will mirror, mimic and mask the screams of local victims for they will all fall and their warm, human blood will spatter, as their teeth chatter, and spill, this is one northern borough that prov...

Pick 29: Slick Flick Pick: Hassan has Some Nerve--Agent (Seagal in Free Fall); (Executive Decision, 1996) 17.04.2023 1:03:24

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the criminal safehouse at the far reaches of the globe in order to acquire an unauthorized noxious toxin known as DZ-5, and though Austin Travis's team proved tardy to the party and wildly unsuccessful, they still seek, try and strive, though one of his commando bros doesn't make it out--alive, with David Grant&#3...

Pick 28: Slick Flick Pick: Launch Key Largo--Jet Packs, Diving Masks and Shark Attacks (Thunderball, 1965) **Premiere of the UnBONDed Series** *With Red Devil's Aural Appearance* 09.04.2023 1:14:12

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the pleasure of ushering you through the dense, diverse, and deadly Caribbean cities and their peripheral deep sea extremities on the outskirts of this Bahamian utopia, from the palatial war rooms Bond walks through when joining a royal committee, J.B. meets disposable female pleasures aplenty, and they are undeniably pretty; though some of his work proves v...

Pick 27: Slick Flick Pick: Yautja vs. Yakuza--When Old-World Meets Otherworld (Predators, 2010) 29.03.2023 1:22:08

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the pleasure of ushering you through the dense jungle thicket of a quasi-terrestrial hunting parcel of dreadlocked, Berserker alien land where the air is, in fact, breathable, human skull trophies retrievable, poisonous flora and grotesque fauna conceivable, if you're hip to the garden variety predator, this Berserker breed remains believable, but surviv...

Pick 26: Slick Flick Pick: Clint's Finger Gun and His Unforeseen Son (Gran Torino, 2008) *2nd Clint's Film Gamut Series* *With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance* 24.03.2023 1:53:02

I would like to grow up to be like Clint Eastwood: the director, the actor, the invincible, the old man. What other figure in the history of the cinema has been an actor for 53 years, a director for 37, won two Oscars for direction, two more for best picture, plus the Thalberg Award, and at 78 can direct himself in his own film and look meaner than hell? None, that's how many. -Roger Ebert Gre...