Chemohawk Sessions

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the glamorized, shamorized, scamorized pleasure of ushering you through the unclean, mean and obscene streets of this city of angles, city of fallen angels, city of the baneful, painful, gainful and shameful and deeper still into the bowels of Hollywood, as we drift further from the stable, sensical, salubrious shore and out into the muck of the tabloid, the...

Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight if you see blood flow behind the row, that's just a mute, but devoted, Scarecrow and a microwave is the only way to make this pesterous jester behave. Good Evening, Match Scratchers! Welcome to CAMPFIRE SCARYTALES, where our campsite will affright till morning light.   "When midnight chimes,...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the maritime, west-coast ghost chasing, snuff film of Tyler erasing, last score bank casing, post robbery car chase racing, non-violent but extreme lifestyle philosophy embracing--don't do the bank-robbing crime if you can't do the caged like an animal, far from the surf, for life time pleasure of sky-diving, break-surfing, bank-robbing, makeshift ga...

Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight if you see smoke from your burning roast, that's not, by culinary design but a fuc**** fire ghost and this ghostly gal  is so beside herself she is backwards!   Good Evening, Match Scratchers!   "When midnight chimes, we both will meet, Podcasting slick, sick tales to scare; Master your fear...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the futuristic, yet told a long, long, long godd*** time ago in a galaxy not adjacent, not within a day's space flight but sithfuc**** light years away intergalactic planetary travailing, cosmos gazing, a dark-sided sinister cadre neither disrupting nor phasing pleasure of warp speed beaming you through any available rifts, tears or crevasses in the know...

Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire- Tonight it is a rotting, yet radiant mum mum that will upset your tum tum and one half of two twins during a full fstars moon! Good Evening, Match Scratchers!   "Follow the drying leaves to the dying fire lit clearing…   Here we recite chilling tales and ignite cooling coals…   Lob another log upon the...

Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire-   Tonight it is a plant stem masquerading as a wand stick, THAT'S the magic trick and The Acolytes Aren't Allright!   Good Evening, Match Scratchers!   Welcome to CAMPFIRE SCARYTALES!   "When midnight chimes, we both will meet, Podcasting slick, sick tales to scare; Master your fear, stoke dying...

Alternate Emotion, Delete and Escape Control Control your emotions, Alternate their perception, Delete the witnesses-- Escape! Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow Brother Brooks and I the programable pleasure, proving a rarity, with our focused, singular minded clarity discussing both the like kind and quality humanoid models and others with disparity while we crack the coded encryption with our...

Good Evening, Match Scratchers If you once enjoyed, still enjoy or will enjoy henceforth, and in perpetuity, Nickelodeon's very own Are You Afraid of the Dark? broadcast that terrified both tot and teen alike in the early 90's, then you will feel right at home on the jagged, cold, forsaken rocks, atop the speaker's stone throne while occupying temporary, nocturnal space in this chillin...

Welcome to this Slick Chapstick Flick Pick! This is a flick about loss, grief, mistaken fstars identity and questioning all that you see, what it means to those around you and just what the fuck it matters to thee. Mr. Cold, of this once pleasant town, takes chilling hold and transforms Point Godd*** Pleasant into something chaotic, violent and unpleasant. Wake the fstars up #37, it ain't your...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material. Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read; conversely, an analogue bound book is oft condensed and converted,...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the tried and true, mixed-race devil in dress blue, post world war 2, both fun for me and for you, playing the podcasting role of a privately investigating gumshoe, with nothing to do but tend to my small Los Angeles home's garden, sleep on my porch, drink from the bottle and follow this deadly dame and obsess over where she is at, whether she is home or...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the trying, taxing, spirit-crushing, soul-killing, legally thrilling, car-bombing, cab ride-calming and thankless task of shadowing, for the length of this 2 hour emotionally cathartic journey, a well-groomed but morally doomed man, who--though a GQ model--is far from a model citizen, who adjusts, shades, bends and distorts the truth under the cover of night...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me westernized, cannibalized, stabbing both westward and any upright bipedal who stands in their way, bisecting and dissecting pleasure of ushering you through the cracked, dusty and dried ground, blood-soaked, cave fire stoked and subsequent crime scene after their precious grave site is disturbed and provoked, this is a slow burning slick flick that a little...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Before we begin with our slick flick rife with and rooted in sin, as our voices, only, you can hear; you're unable to see our scared-straight skin, we will give a moment of silence for the premature, but timely plot-device devised demise of Ms. Tracy Mills, whose innocent HCG laced blood spills, and this silent moment will prove so silent, you can hear drop an ei...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow your not quite long in the tooth, but your falsetto soothsayer of every hot, lukewarm or cold hard truth the imperceptible pleasure of proscribing, for your lethargy, a stimulating cocktail of a slick side-effect-laden flick where things are inverted and distorted far from what they seem, where into a pillow Rooney will scream and the surreal music coupled with...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the secretive, subterranean, Ninjutsewer pleasure of stealthily shadowing you around the pitch black, foot clan-attacked, rat-infested, mozzarella cheese-digested streets where four baby turtles did not choose the ooze they were ultimately discovered in, and though that ooze was no doubt misused, this is where their charming story will begin, once collected...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the gritty, vile, volatile angelic city pleasure of chauffeuring you around the deep, dark blue, dirty streets where fallen angels congregate, despondent cop husbands and their disillusioned wives mate, where Eldon Perry's detecting skills are first fstars rate, where it's not the anti-hero, but his hero-hero partner who meets a grim, bloody fate, th...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow us the trying and thankless task of ushering at least one neophyte, transferred-in student named Chase "the nutcase" around the northeastern United States where he is both interloping and posing--but really far more north than the country's border-- high school dorm--where unholy happenings, sinister spider-spell traps, chants and two babes enchan...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the three-piece-suited pleasure of shooting near your ear, around your detectable, audible sound and on your periphereal but never directly at you while I, through gun-fu, bring you the myth, the suburban legend, the whispered fairy tale/dreamy nightmare of Baba Yaga and his Slick Flick Wick, an entertaining, slick/flick-explaining series, a desirable divers...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material. Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read; conversely, an analogue bound book is oft condensed and converted,...

Greetings, Cinematic Fanatics! Allow me the gritty, grim and gloomy pleasure of hitchhiking and kicking around the backwoods, hollers, quarries, stockyards and creeks of a chilling community as unsaintly as it sits quaint, where even the most unblemished soul's still marred by taint, where volatile violence seeps through even when locals employ fierce restraint, this novel turned flick is not...

Greetings Dreamy Screamers, islanders, saboteurs, graphic novel auteurs and graphically violent historical site visiting connoisseurs. Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series --this portion pertains to the two episode concluding portion of season 2. This twill serve as your final 2 part Halloween wrapping up, winding down concluding chapter of exoti...

Greetings Dreamy Screamers and Nightmare Journal Features!   Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your twelfth episode introducing the final chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who wi...

Greetings Dreamy Screamers and Hellish Creatures!   Welcome to Faux Ghostface… an episodic autopsy companion series to Scream: The TV Series : Season 1 and 2 (2015, 2016). This twill serve as your eleventh episode introducing a new chapter of carnage in a new salacious, sordid and sinister season of Scream: The TV Series ; we begin anew as we reveal methodically and deliberately who will morph int...