Chemohawk Sessions

Podience, I was under the firm, but mistaken impression, that Falsetto talking in the company of one, with free reign on all content, and complete control over the delivery of said content was the only way to podcast. It is proving to be fanatically fun, with a side of fstars frenzy, as a result of these free form dialogues and undying laughter in the company of beloved guests on these Chemohawk P...

Podience, far we have come, to these Chemohawk Sessions-- we succumb, so close we have become. Welcome to another Chemohawk Podience Sessions session. I am thrilled to be here with Red Devil in tow. Today, I provide an audacious, applicable segment; I can feel my salient points resonating deeply with you loyal listeners. I provide enviable examples of how to properly tell your superior to get fsta...

Podience, if they bleed, you can lead them. Also, where there is a workplace need, so too is there jerk-space for more greed. Have you ever considered a leadership post? Do those in present power take the time to entertain you replacing them... or working with them in tandem? Remember that synergy is a lie and it is, in fact, a seven deadly syn ergy. Today, my favorite bi-colored, unruffled fellow...

Podience, it may prove easier to provide tangible results on an fstars environmental or geological impact study, than to measure the impact you make, or might make, at your WC company. The behavioral based performance review is diaper-wrapped, set ablaze garbage because somewhere between the corporate manifest destiny and your evaluator vying for top spot in covering their own fstars a**, your act...

Podience, remember when we spoke on you feeling like an imposter with im POSTERIOR SYN drome? Not only is it a cardinal white-collar sin, and insidiously puts the syn in synergy, but I reveal in today's episode that feeling an imposter is mostly not your fault! There is this WC cancer that infects, multiplies and convinces its hosts that they're suspect and, their own hard work, they should reject...

Podience, have you ever suffered an accusation labeling you too strident in your stubbornness or of being overly loyal? Taken or shelled out in appropriate doses, they can prove real virtues, but an overdose on either can manifest into the anesthetizing of a friendship, co-worker relationship or of your own sense of reliable direction. If you remain too stubborn, then you morph stubborn to stubbur...

Podience, we have reached the biblical numeric of 40! This terrestrial rock we casually inhabit may have had to learn the undersea art of snorkeling for 40 days or so, but at episode 40 of Chemohawk Sessions, we are breathing good, well and fine. Welcome to an episode that offers a remedy for the toxicity of a dumb*** WC committee. Here, I will remind you how amazing Michael fstars Keaton is, I wi...

Podience... boo! Did I scare you? It was a well-intentioned fright attempt, I assure you. Today, you will note the unsettling music at the onset of the episode, laden with foreboding. This session is meant to accomplish three separate tasks: to frighten you into aural submission, to offer an audible sacrifice to the ghoulish Celtic pagan gods, and to give you a loose script of things to tune your...

Podience, do you lack the will to lead? That is perfectly satisfactory for you may intentionally sidestep leadership roles as they neither tickle your fancy, nor are they a poison you pick. But... a lifeform who is in a leadership role better fstars lead, have the sac to make gut-wrenching decisions and exude a compassionate inclination rivaled only by their shrewdness. Today, I utilize snippets f...

Podience, it is a recurring treat to be your steadfast Falsetto Prophet host. Are you adept at observing the ineptitude of your corporation? If so, both in being adept, yourself, and maintaining a keen eye for inefficient, wayward colleagues, this Chemohawk Session was composed just for you. Today, we will elucidate the topic of Value Stream Mapping, elimination of workplace refuse, mic drop grand...

Podience, how sexy, mellifluous and commanding is your voice? If you think the tonal quality of your vocalizations is superficial, then you are neither super nor official. In the WC world, how you speak, your command of audible projections and the sexy factor of your voice are all colossal considerations. You know whose orders I would blindly follow, and happily so? Vin god**** Diesel. You know wh...

Podience, if you want that wondrous WC position, first you must apply and subsequently interview for said position. Today, we will elucidate, with quotes, dialogues and relevant research how to master stroke the oft unfunny joke of interviewing. You must exit your own body and look at your interview through a bird's eye view; you can see more and more vividly from an aerial, objective vantage. I a...

Podience, these Podience Sessions are proving to be both exhilarating and exhausting. It is a f****** joy to host and create a calming Chemohawk environment where guests feel warm, welcome and remain well-spoken, but editing these longer sessions takes a toll on Mr. Prophet. The toll, I remind you, is well fstars worth it. Today, we extrapolate the unexpected advantages profanity yields and how to...

Podience, as one who carries the fortunate torch of the gift for gabbing, I could easily talk to you all the live long fstars day. With that knowledge, I concede that hosting guests for Chemohawk Podience Sessions offers a vocal variety and encourages me to think outside the triangle, that is right... boxes don't control us, and remain temperate in my approach on this exploratory ascension towards...

Podience, legend maintains that Christ was 33 years of age when he died; Falsetto Prophet was 33 when he walked out of the fstars hospital, under his own godd*** power, on his birthday. That was my gift to myself, leaving the sterile hospital after a 43-day bedridden sentence. Mr. Prophet's wish was to see, taste, feel, and experience life in a new light, hence why I'm here and why I concoct these...

Podience, if you are familiar with the well circulated John Wesley quote: “Though I am always in haste, I am never in a hurry,” then you have all the foreknowledge you need to enjoy and comprehend this session. Here we will discuss the merits of efficiency and those who will stop at nothing to belittle its value. Do you feel that you are efficient at your WCC, in your PPL (personal private life)?...

Podience, some deadly syn ergies have been detailed in prior episodes; I gift you another one with today's session. We have discussed the lie of di...versity and today we'll confirm if you employ that d word overmuch, the drone hive bursts! Do people care about your culture and where you come from? Should your WCC care? Does your employer value your individual mystique-- or what contributions you...

Podience, as you are a peacock, they have to let you fly. Do you know the height parameters you should be constricted to? What is the ceiling for your own success; how much growth do you have left in you? Only you know these answers... so never let a mindless M&M with their own machinations and manipulations stifle your ability to soar. Here, we will discuss some research I discovered, a vast...

Podience, again I apologize for briefly mistaking Sonic for Dairy Queen . I know it is the queens of dairy who give your beloved blizzard one final upside down shake to confirm the iced integrity of your confection. Today, I gift you the treasure of a short and explain the vital difference between keeping an open mind and a self-imposed shackled bind. Tunnel vision allows you to see a great distan...

Podience, **Update** Thanks go to my man Wam Bam Kam for shining a polite light on a mistake I made in this episode. It is Dairy Queen who crafts blizzards and turns those mother loving confections upside down before handing it to you so you can eye the structural integrity of that sweet treat you will soon enjoy. I said Sonic Blizzard for I had Sonic on the brain, yum... grilled cheese and a diet...

Podience, are you impartially partial or partially impartial? How can you be a stone-cold spectator when you are encased in warm human flesh? Do you sometimes observe a range of impropriety at your WC workplace, ranging from mildly shady to mammothly sinister? Committing dishonorable acts comes with difficulty, and carries with them inherit risk of punishment, but doing the fstars right thing can...

Podience, I have been sitting and stewing over the complex, at times, incomprehensible approach to placating pissant customers, but here we are. Do you sometimes leave a shift sapped of vigor, or clock out immobilized with rage, exhaustion after a horrific scary customer encounter? I had my share of demoralizing encounters, and instead of leaving those experiences to wilt on the vine, I bring them...

Podience, once more, as many times before, you will be on the receiving end of a triumvirate of treats today! You get another full-blown session, it touches on another of the seven deadly synergies: sphere of influenza, and you are graced with the graceful yet demonic presence of Red Devil, who knows her way around a white-collar environment. We will discuss mental health, the pitfalls of embracin...

Podience, Lend me your ears and relinquish your fears! This is your merry sanctuary, where you can relax, listen slow and let these Chemohawk Sessions roll. Do you ever ponder your purpose on this terrestrial rock, dear listeners? Sometimes you can explore this practically; other times, it requires a philosophical perspective. We dabble in the philosophical today as we discuss finding our purpose,...

Podience, Today, I had an itch to express some thoughts and splash some soothing soundwaves your way. Do you sometimes feel such rage that you aim to hoist the black flag at your WCC and launch a full-scale mutiny? I know that disturbing disposition and those inclinations to incite all too well; I present you with these Chemohawk Sessions Shorts to let in a little light and convince you to put a p...