Falsetto Prophet

Chemohawk Sessions

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Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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Falsetto Prophet

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Oct 21, 2026

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Chapter 53: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Disloyal Quitter or Loyal and Bitter (Quit or Get Bit!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Kroses Medic 12.11.2022

Podience, in keeping with the recent running theme of gifting you, and myself, revered guests who dedicate vast portions of their weekly existence to a cause nobler and more fulfilling than anything I have ever entangled myself in, I offer your eardrums the smooth, soothing voice of the W.O.W. KROSES MEDIC. Though a mouthful moniker, it will be further detailed in due fstars time. It is a pleasure...

Chapter 50: White-Collar, Black Belt: Politically Direct (Filthy Mouth, Pure Motive) 12.11.2022

Podience, as I know it has been a few ticks, I added some extra love sauce to this Chemohawk Sessions confection. We have been living in a world of silence...where nobody says anything to anyone for fear of social justice reprisal or some digital penalty. I propose we revert back to the day of speaking politically direct to both foe and friend alike. I challenge people to properly define all varia...

Chapter 51: White-Collar, Black Belt: Social Justice Warfare (C.S.C.S. Constant State of Culture Shock) 12.11.2022

Podience, I formally bid you a happy, not to be confused with sappy, New Year! Will it be a new year, a blue year, an askew year, a taboo year...will it be the year you broke through, fell through or withdrew? Will this be the year that you changed or otherwise rearranged your fstars world view? This gamut of options, I leave to you. It has been a pleasure aurally serving you in 2022, now I have n...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #12: Secondhand Provoking, Secondhand Stroking (Ego) 12.11.2022

Podience, sometimes you start a recording mired in the assumption that you have much to say, but simply make an a** of both your Podience and me for your words are but sparse and brief; other times, you enter the fray, with little to say, and then BAM... you've captured 10,000 aural words on display! This began as a teaser but morphed, unexpectedly, into a full-blown fuc**** pleaser. I hate cell p...

Chapter 49: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Ph.D. in Mental Deficiency (Efficiency… a quadrisyllabic fstars word!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Wam Bam Kam 11.11.2022

Podience, I remain not in denial, it has, in fact, been a while since we have traipsed a white-collar, black belt thoroughfare. I was eager to return, and I offer an entertaining, efficiency sustaining non-compliance with cuss word refraining dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Today, I am neither alone nor lonely as here, gracing us with his bearded presence, will be Wam Bam Kam. Today, our voices are lu...

Chapter 48: White-Collar, Black Belt: Workplace Whistle, Embrace Dismissal (A career without fear) 11.11.2022

Podience... long time, no lagoon! I am back with a multi-front attack-- bombarding the corruptive property of technology and virtually forcing the world to see everything about thee; I audibly shoot everything on sight and harbor no prisoners in this selfish, shallow, superficial digital stage we are all asked, demanded, coerced to play on. Today, we discuss the value of quitting and its inherent,...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #11: Taking Thanks 10.11.2022

Podience, I know... I know your gut is dying, by way of grumbling, and you are vying for your seat at the grand dining-table for your looming Caribbean jerky-turkey feast; as your tummy is, but, one consideration of mine, it is only prudent to focus on your mind, for now. Mind over batter, as it were. You have heard the tried, trite, cliched and overplayed expression: giving thanks. But, have you...

Chapter 47: White-Collar, Black Belt: Maximum Rage, Minimum Wage and Nicholas f****** Cage; Chemohawk Podience Sessions with C-Drew (My oldest non-biological bro) 09.11.2022

Podience, this session requires just a brief, nominal introduction for my guest and I swap so many stories, there's no need to set the metaphorical mic table when dialogue, this raw and tasty, will be consumed instantly. C-Drew is my oldest friend, not in age classification, but in elapsed time we've had the distinct f****** luck of knowing each other; so, too, has he remained a solid, stalwart, s...

Chapter 46: White-Collar, Black Belt: Passive Activist or Active Pacifist (S***can that emotion) 08.11.2022

Season's fstars greetings... you perfectionist Podience. I welcome you to another Chemohawk Sessions dose that you are, no doubt, jonesing for and/or pining for-- hardcore. Caribbean jerky-seasoned turkey day may be around the once-scenic-now-crime-scene of a riverbend, but today we will focus on concepts that can be applied year-round. Are you passive, Podience? Or... are you active, perhaps ambi...

Chapter 45: White-Collar, Black Belt: Contradictory Victory (Capturing the corporate false flag) 07.11.2022

Podience, have you ever captured a flag during the course of a playful, peaceful game of childhood fun? Harder question... have you ever properly identified and subsequently captured the wartime, white-collar corporate flag relegating, marginalizing and minimizing your pure victory into a contradictory victory? If so, please let these healing, attention-stealing words, from the mind and mouth of F...

Chapter 44: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bright-Collar, Dark Horse (Endorse or divorce the white-collar dark horse); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Brother Clint 07.11.2022

Podience, I was under the firm, but mistaken impression, that Falsetto talking in the company of one, with free reign on all content, and complete control over the delivery of said content was the only way to podcast. It is proving to be fanatically fun, with a side of fstars frenzy, as a result of these free form dialogues and undying laughter in the company of beloved guests on these Chemohawk P...

Chapter 43: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dispossessed, Disembodied, Dispirited (How to raise your present lot in workplace life); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Red Devil 06.11.2022

Podience, far we have come, to these Chemohawk Sessions-- we succumb, so close we have become. Welcome to another Chemohawk Podience Sessions session. I am thrilled to be here with Red Devil in tow. Today, I provide an audacious, applicable segment; I can feel my salient points resonating deeply with you loyal listeners. I provide enviable examples of how to properly tell your superior to get fsta...

Chapter 42: White-Collar, Black Belt: If They Bleed, You Can Lead Them (How to be a mind-reader leader) 02.11.2022

Podience, if they bleed, you can lead them. Also, where there is a workplace need, so too is there jerk-space for more greed. Have you ever considered a leadership post? Do those in present power take the time to entertain you replacing them... or working with them in tandem? Remember that synergy is a lie and it is, in fact, a seven deadly syn ergy. Today, my favorite bi-colored, unruffled fellow...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #10: Abstract, Inexact… Still a F****** Impact (Shoutout to my main man, Wam Bam Kam, and his Premiere Podcast) 29.10.2022

Podience, it may prove easier to provide tangible results on an fstars environmental or geological impact study, than to measure the impact you make, or might make, at your WC company. The behavioral based performance review is diaper-wrapped, set ablaze garbage because somewhere between the corporate manifest destiny and your evaluator vying for top spot in covering their own fstars a**, your act...

Chapter 41: White-Collar, Black Belt: Tier Gaslighting (A Supplemental Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Imposterior SYNdrome) 28.10.2022

Podience, remember when we spoke on you feeling like an imposter with im POSTERIOR SYN drome? Not only is it a cardinal white-collar sin, and insidiously puts the syn in synergy, but I reveal in today's episode that feeling an imposter is mostly not your fault! There is this WC cancer that infects, multiplies and convinces its hosts that they're suspect and, their own hard work, they should reject...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #9: Stubburn, Bridges, Burn! 24.10.2022

Podience, have you ever suffered an accusation labeling you too strident in your stubbornness or of being overly loyal? Taken or shelled out in appropriate doses, they can prove real virtues, but an overdose on either can manifest into the anesthetizing of a friendship, co-worker relationship or of your own sense of reliable direction. If you remain too stubborn, then you morph stubborn to stubbur...

Chapter 40: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Toxicity of a Crisp WC Committee 21.10.2022

Podience, we have reached the biblical numeric of 40! This terrestrial rock we casually inhabit may have had to learn the undersea art of snorkeling for 40 days or so, but at episode 40 of Chemohawk Sessions, we are breathing good, well and fine. Welcome to an episode that offers a remedy for the toxicity of a dumb*** WC committee. Here, I will remind you how amazing Michael fstars Keaton is, I wi...

Future Chemohawk Sessions Teaser/Pleaser: Bewitching Brew in Chemohawk Cauldron 18.10.2022

Podience... boo! Did I scare you? It was a well-intentioned fright attempt, I assure you. Today, you will note the unsettling music at the onset of the episode, laden with foreboding. This session is meant to accomplish three separate tasks: to frighten you into aural submission, to offer an audible sacrifice to the ghoulish Celtic pagan gods, and to give you a loose script of things to tune your...

Chapter 39: White-Collar, Black Belt: White-Collar/Empty Suit (How to embrace the disgrace of an inferior superior) 17.10.2022

Podience, do you lack the will to lead? That is perfectly satisfactory for you may intentionally sidestep leadership roles as they neither tickle your fancy, nor are they a poison you pick. But... a lifeform who is in a leadership role better fstars lead, have the sac to make gut-wrenching decisions and exude a compassionate inclination rivaled only by their shrewdness. Today, I utilize snippets f...

Chapter 38: White-Collar, Black Belt: Sufficiently Deficient (How to regain sound hearing when DEFicient) 15.10.2022

Podience, it is a recurring treat to be your steadfast Falsetto Prophet host. Are you adept at observing the ineptitude of your corporation? If so, both in being adept, yourself, and maintaining a keen eye for inefficient, wayward colleagues, this Chemohawk Session was composed just for you. Today, we will elucidate the topic of Value Stream Mapping, elimination of workplace refuse, mic drop grand...

Chapter 37: White-Collar, Black Belt: Aural Pleasure (Prove with convincing diction, soothe with deft tone) 09.10.2022

Podience, how sexy, mellifluous and commanding is your voice? If you think the tonal quality of your vocalizations is superficial, then you are neither super nor official. In the WC world, how you speak, your command of audible projections and the sexy factor of your voice are all colossal considerations. You know whose orders I would blindly follow, and happily so? Vin god**** Diesel. You know wh...

Chapter 36: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bird's-Eye Interview (Charming and disarming your prospective interview panel); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Brother Brooks 08.10.2022

Podience, if you want that wondrous WC position, first you must apply and subsequently interview for said position. Today, we will elucidate, with quotes, dialogues and relevant research how to master stroke the oft unfunny joke of interviewing. You must exit your own body and look at your interview through a bird's eye view; you can see more and more vividly from an aerial, objective vantage. I a...

Chapter 35: White-Collar, Black Belt: Expletive Prone (Shrewdness in Lewd White-Collar Crudeness); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with J-Dawg 06.10.2022

Podience, these Podience Sessions are proving to be both exhilarating and exhausting. It is a f****** joy to host and create a calming Chemohawk environment where guests feel warm, welcome and remain well-spoken, but editing these longer sessions takes a toll on Mr. Prophet. The toll, I remind you, is well fstars worth it. Today, we extrapolate the unexpected advantages profanity yields and how to...

Chapter 34: White-Collar, Black Belt: Emotional Health, Promotional Wealth, Co-worker Wise; Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Tim Takko 04.10.2022

Podience, as one who carries the fortunate torch of the gift for gabbing, I could easily talk to you all the live long fstars day. With that knowledge, I concede that hosting guests for Chemohawk Podience Sessions offers a vocal variety and encourages me to think outside the triangle, that is right... boxes don't control us, and remain temperate in my approach on this exploratory ascension towards...

Chapter 33: White-Collar, Black Belt: White-Collar, Tight Dollar (You siphon money, now f****** share it) 29.09.2022

Podience, legend maintains that Christ was 33 years of age when he died; Falsetto Prophet was 33 when he walked out of the fstars hospital, under his own godd*** power, on his birthday. That was my gift to myself, leaving the sterile hospital after a 43-day bedridden sentence. Mr. Prophet's wish was to see, taste, feel, and experience life in a new light, hence why I'm here and why I concoct these...

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