Falsetto Prophet
Chemohawk Sessions
Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen
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Falsetto Prophet
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Jun 30, 2026
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Episodes
5th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Wild Turkey WhisKEY 13.11.2022 1:13:43
Podience, welcome to a W hiskey W ednesday W avelength where we pour whiskey, sip, and let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth and resolve the world's woes. Here, we legit s*** brotherfuc**** heavily drink, deeply think and find, between world-wide grief and vast relief, a link. It's no easy feat to, these worldly worries, defeat, but together, Wam Bam Kam and Falsetto slay, and...
1st Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Under Lock and WhisKEY 13.11.2022 1:15:48
Podience, though I've launched a new sounding series, pursued a fresh hearable hobby, hosted a discernible dialogue or otherwise diverged, with vocal distinction, from the White-Collar, Black Belt Chemohawk Sessions, it doesn't deprive or deny you loyal, listening, lifeforms of creative content! These Chemohawk Sessions remain rich and rife with off the cuff, ad-libbed, candid as they come, conver...
2nd Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Francis Scott WhisKEY 13.11.2022 1:11:26
Podience, welcome to a W hiskey W ednesday W avelength where we pour whiskey, sip, let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip while we unearth and resolve the world's woes. It's no easy feat to, these worldly worries, defeat, but together, Wam Bam Kam and Falsetto slay, and fillet dumbass concerns you may sometimes find yourself plagued with. As we're approaching Halloween, there will be mention of...
3rd Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY Grip 13.11.2022 1:31:34
Podience, welcome to a W hiskey W ednesday W avelength where we pour whiskey--sip, let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip... while we unearth and resolve the world's woes. It's no easy feat to, these worldly worries, defeat, but together, Wam Bam Kam and Falsetto slay, and fillet dumbass concerns you may sometimes find yourself plagued with. Today's lore of the pour will cover an addicting, infe...
4th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to Success 13.11.2022 1:31:09
Podience, welcome to a W hiskey W ednesday W avelength where we pour whiskey--sip, let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip... while we unearth and resolve the world's woes. It's no easy feat to, these worldly worries, defeat, but together, Wam Bam Kam and Falsetto slay, and fillet dumbass concerns you may sometimes find yourself plagued with. Today's lore of the pour contains a coincidence that's...
The Basement Party: Part 4: Is That Tea for Me? 13.11.2022 31:32
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister splendors. Here, your senses we scare through aural nightmare. This is your fourth dose, your quadruplet of queer melodies, and blood-wet quartet portion of a Halloween horror short-story segment so special; you'll greet horrors as you sleep, feel...
The Basement Party: Part 3: Clashing Rug, Dashing Runners 12.11.2022 32:49
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister splendors. Here, your senses we scare through aural nightmare. This is your third dose, grisly episode trois, unholy fuc**** trinity portion of a Halloween horror short-story segment so special; you'll greet horrors as you sleep, feel scratches ski...
The Basement Party: Part 2: Peepholes and Utility Poles 12.11.2022 22:28
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister splendors. Here, your senses we scare through aural nightmare. This is your second dose, part deux, of a Halloween horror short-story segment so special; you'll greet horrors as you sleep, feel scratches skin-deep, see blood when you weep and hollo...
**Special Premiere** The Basement Party: Part 1: The Eve of Twilight 12.11.2022 22:44
Welcome Podience, you ghoulish gals and depraved dudes, you sinister sisters and bestial brothers, welcome to this Chemohawk Session's shop of sinister splendors. Here, your senses we scare through aural nightmare. This is a Halloween horror short-story segment so special; you'll greet horrors as you sleep, feel scratches skin-deep, see blood when you weep and hollow promises of your safety… just...
Chapter 55: White-Collar, Black Belt: From Podience to Podcaster (Granting the Podience an Audience); Chemohawk Podience Sessions Sequel with C-Drew (This time cool Falsetto is in the hot seat) 12.11.2022 1:29:48
Podience, I offer good news and an apology. The good news: I am now available on Spotify, Anchor, Apple Podcast, Stitcher, Audible, Amazon Music and many others; the apology: I know I have taken a brief step back on White-Collar, Black Belt, but this Chemohawk Podience Session is indubitably worth the wait. I have been producing, in meritorious volume, copious episodes of my Slick Flick Pick serie...
Chapter 56: White-Collar, Black Belt: False Positivity (Neither Pregnant, nor Jubilant) 12.11.2022 50:47
Podience! You are a beloved and indefatigably patient lot. Welcome to another long-awaited, your collective-conscious-sated episode of WC-BB. I briefly shut the cover on this WC-BB book in my Chemohawk Sessions library and, in the interim, have published 14 chapters in the Slick Flick Pick edition. That is 14 slick flick pics analyzed for your aural pleasure and you can locate them, click on them...
Chapter 57: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Ferocity of Internal Velocity (A need for speed…but also direction) 12.11.2022 54:54
Podience, patience is a virtue, and you remain the victors of the virtuous. Did you know that valuable velocity contains both the concept of speed and direction? When I say speed, I do not mean the amphetamine and when I say direction, I do not mean to merely be direct, I mean you have to know where you are going, ideally why you are traveling there, and you require adequate inner-energy fuel to r...
Chapter 58: White-Collar, Black Belt: Social Acedia--Jail Cell Phone 12.11.2022 57:25
Long time, no lagoon, Podience! I am delighted squared to be here today--that is delighted to the second power for you mathematic fanatics listening; I am so far from a mathematic fanatic, more an asthmatic mathematic for when I was forced to labor through pre-calculus I felt my breathing become more labored and shallow as I suffered one of many conniptions. I appreciate your devout patience as I...
Chapter 54: White-Collar, Black Belt: Ownership or Donorship? (Signing your white-collar contract in invisible ink, not blood) 12.11.2022 37:59
Podience, you're patient, not impatient, selfless not selfish, you have character, you are not merely a character. I have been broadcasting/podcasting, but I took a modest, momentary step away from WC-BB to focus on Whiskey Wednesdays with WBM, Darker Mile-Marker and the bold, bombastic roll out of Slick Flick Pick, which I just released fifteen episodes of. What are you worth, dearest Podience? Y...
Chapter 52: White-Collar, Black Belt: Worrier or Warrior? Chemohawk Podience Sessions with (My Non-Bio Brother Abroad) Adam 12.11.2022 1:26:27
Podience, I'm the podcaster privileged enough to introduce, to today's Chemohawk Podience Sessions, a current serving warrior of our naval operations. Admiral Adam, my non-bio bro and wombmate to C-Drew, is my oldest amigo--from elementary school through the doldrums of adulthood. Today, we'll discuss the tragedy of sharing space with military personnel who suffer cat s*** breath, the merits of ou...
Chapter 53: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Disloyal Quitter or Loyal and Bitter (Quit or Get Bit!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Kroses Medic 12.11.2022 1:20:47
Podience, in keeping with the recent running theme of gifting you, and myself, revered guests who dedicate vast portions of their weekly existence to a cause nobler and more fulfilling than anything I have ever entangled myself in, I offer your eardrums the smooth, soothing voice of the W.O.W. KROSES MEDIC. Though a mouthful moniker, it will be further detailed in due fstars time. It is a pleasure...
Chapter 50: White-Collar, Black Belt: Politically Direct (Filthy Mouth, Pure Motive) 12.11.2022 58:44
Podience, as I know it has been a few ticks, I added some extra love sauce to this Chemohawk Sessions confection. We have been living in a world of silence...where nobody says anything to anyone for fear of social justice reprisal or some digital penalty. I propose we revert back to the day of speaking politically direct to both foe and friend alike. I challenge people to properly define all varia...
Chapter 51: White-Collar, Black Belt: Social Justice Warfare (C.S.C.S. Constant State of Culture Shock) 12.11.2022 54:44
Podience, I formally bid you a happy, not to be confused with sappy, New Year! Will it be a new year, a blue year, an askew year, a taboo year...will it be the year you broke through, fell through or withdrew? Will this be the year that you changed or otherwise rearranged your fstars world view? This gamut of options, I leave to you. It has been a pleasure aurally serving you in 2022, now I have n...
Chemohawk Sessions Short #12: Secondhand Provoking, Secondhand Stroking (Ego) 12.11.2022 43:23
Podience, sometimes you start a recording mired in the assumption that you have much to say, but simply make an a** of both your Podience and me for your words are but sparse and brief; other times, you enter the fray, with little to say, and then BAM... you've captured 10,000 aural words on display! This began as a teaser but morphed, unexpectedly, into a full-blown fuc**** pleaser. I hate cell p...
Chapter 49: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Ph.D. in Mental Deficiency (Efficiency… a quadrisyllabic fstars word!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Wam Bam Kam 11.11.2022 1:23:15
Podience, I remain not in denial, it has, in fact, been a while since we have traipsed a white-collar, black belt thoroughfare. I was eager to return, and I offer an entertaining, efficiency sustaining non-compliance with cuss word refraining dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Today, I am neither alone nor lonely as here, gracing us with his bearded presence, will be Wam Bam Kam. Today, our voices are lu...
Chapter 48: White-Collar, Black Belt: Workplace Whistle, Embrace Dismissal (A career without fear) 11.11.2022 34:46
Podience... long time, no lagoon! I am back with a multi-front attack-- bombarding the corruptive property of technology and virtually forcing the world to see everything about thee; I audibly shoot everything on sight and harbor no prisoners in this selfish, shallow, superficial digital stage we are all asked, demanded, coerced to play on. Today, we discuss the value of quitting and its inherent,...
Chemohawk Sessions Short #11: Taking Thanks 10.11.2022 22:44
Podience, I know... I know your gut is dying, by way of grumbling, and you are vying for your seat at the grand dining-table for your looming Caribbean jerky-turkey feast; as your tummy is, but, one consideration of mine, it is only prudent to focus on your mind, for now. Mind over batter, as it were. You have heard the tried, trite, cliched and overplayed expression: giving thanks. But, have you...
Chapter 47: White-Collar, Black Belt: Maximum Rage, Minimum Wage and Nicholas f****** Cage; Chemohawk Podience Sessions with C-Drew (My oldest non-biological bro) 09.11.2022 1:23:56
Podience, this session requires just a brief, nominal introduction for my guest and I swap so many stories, there's no need to set the metaphorical mic table when dialogue, this raw and tasty, will be consumed instantly. C-Drew is my oldest friend, not in age classification, but in elapsed time we've had the distinct f****** luck of knowing each other; so, too, has he remained a solid, stalwart, s...
Chapter 46: White-Collar, Black Belt: Passive Activist or Active Pacifist (S***can that emotion) 08.11.2022 41:44
Season's fstars greetings... you perfectionist Podience. I welcome you to another Chemohawk Sessions dose that you are, no doubt, jonesing for and/or pining for-- hardcore. Caribbean jerky-seasoned turkey day may be around the once-scenic-now-crime-scene of a riverbend, but today we will focus on concepts that can be applied year-round. Are you passive, Podience? Or... are you active, perhaps ambi...
Chapter 45: White-Collar, Black Belt: Contradictory Victory (Capturing the corporate false flag) 07.11.2022 41:25
Podience, have you ever captured a flag during the course of a playful, peaceful game of childhood fun? Harder question... have you ever properly identified and subsequently captured the wartime, white-collar corporate flag relegating, marginalizing and minimizing your pure victory into a contradictory victory? If so, please let these healing, attention-stealing words, from the mind and mouth of F...
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