Charmed Rewind

This show's gonna lose. BUG TIME.

The girls must face their fears and the creeping presence of the monster mash when an Elder shows up out of the woodwork to prove that the Elders are still...you know. 

Phelan and I are joined by Peter to talk about Charmed's most treasured episode, the one where French Stewart is a genie.

CarMan returns! This is all Parker's fault, somehow. 

The Charmed Ones discover more things that hadn't been written into the show yet, Harry makes a Pretty Woman deal with Abigael, and Carman floats past a van down by the river. 

Macy makes a deal with Abigael to help her remove her demon powers, Maggie and Harry team up to catch a darklighter, and Mel helps. Sausages are angrily burnt, dungeons are in SD, and the fashion segment returns!

Harry is poisoned with season 2-itis, Julian reveals he's the world's worst superhero, and Galvin repeatedly asks what year it is. Jordan continues to astound with his unlikability. Mel exists. I think sisters were in this show at some point.

Abigael returns to audible groans, Maggie helps out scum of the earth Jordan, and Mel has some bonding time with their dad. Harry appears to have taken a dumb dumb potion. 

Charmed Dad isn't as dead as the girls thought, Macy goes on a date with her own daddy of the sugar kind, and Jordan continues to bring about equal parts disgust and apathy. Phelan and I delve into why this season is so disappointing but mostly make jokes .2% of the audience will get. 

Watch out, everyone, sexism is over! When Prue is turned into a man, the Cranberries help her understand how the other half lives. A creepy sweaty Alyssa Milano fetishist cameos. 

When the Angel of Death comes for Leo, Piper hatches a plan to make every guy in the world Leo so she can be needlessly mean to all of them. Along the way we meet a strange demon in a turtleneck and cape, Paige goes on a punishment date, and we imagine Leo's head on his children's bodies. 

Maggie and Parker are getting married but their perfect Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding is ruined when he goes into an apple mania. Mel turns into an Animorph and touches some magic tree sap. Jordan fights a crippling Gushers addiction. Twitter clapbacks beget Twitter clapbacks. This episode sucked and we hated it.

The show does another hasty rewrite (?), sweat is stolen (?), and we celebrate (?) the return of a beloved (?) first season character. The demon overlord Phoebe plots her vengeance. 

Dark Harry makes Macy a romantic dinner while her sisters sing karaoke and get into bar fights; meanwhile Boxer Boy continues his transformation into Galvin 2.0. Phelan and I argue for way too long about whitelighter rules. 

Where were you when the almond milk incident occurred? Have you checked Parker's Insta lately? Who let the Harry out, who-who-who-who-who? Anyone's dreams could come true on America's Got Talent. 

Macy, Mel, and Abigail take down the demon patriarchy while Harry uncovers a super unsurprising secret about his dark half. Maggie has an office.

Mel and Harry visit Van Gogh world and learn about Etsy pages, Macy meets a mysterious and obvious villain, and Maggie, most importantly, has an important job interview. 

Harry and Macy go on a road trip, sneak into a demon club, and wear cool black outfits. Meanwhile, Maggie discovers not only are they fake dead, but their father is real dead. TikTok is involved at some point. 

The Charmed Reboot is back and more reboot-y than ever! With evil doubles, magical malls, and a complete destruction of the previous season. The Yelp reviews are in, and things are gonna get messy. 

It's Halloween with the Halliwells! The girls time travel back to the days of bad wigs, protest some stereotypes, and leave Leo and Darryl to their romantic subplot back home. 

Thanks, Colebama. 

It's super knock-off time as the Charmed Ones just do Pirates of the Caribbean. We are also introduced to our newest teen heartthrob: old man pirate Captain Blackjack Cutting.

Just in time for Father's Day, let's celebrate the episode of Charmed where the girls go to the 60s and must ensure that their grandmother becomes a man-hating hag. Groovy baby!

It's time for the first Charmed Rewind! Patreon voted, and the winner was that one time Phoebe turned into a mermaid and complained a lot. Thanks, Colebama!

Uhh is it possible to be TOO much like OG Charmed? They're taking us back to the series finale with bad time travel, forgetting their own continuity, and, of course, taking a good idea and making it stupid. It's the season finale of season 1!