Charmed Rewind

Abigael returns to audible groans, Maggie helps out scum of the earth Jordan, and Mel has some bonding time with their dad. Harry appears to have taken a dumb dumb potion. 

Charmed Dad isn't as dead as the girls thought, Macy goes on a date with her own daddy of the sugar kind, and Jordan continues to bring about equal parts disgust and apathy. Phelan and I delve into why this season is so disappointing but mostly make jokes .2% of the audience will get. 

Watch out, everyone, sexism is over! When Prue is turned into a man, the Cranberries help her understand how the other half lives. A creepy sweaty Alyssa Milano fetishist cameos. 

When the Angel of Death comes for Leo, Piper hatches a plan to make every guy in the world Leo so she can be needlessly mean to all of them. Along the way we meet a strange demon in a turtleneck and cape, Paige goes on a punishment date, and we imagine Leo's head on his children's bodies. 

Maggie and Parker are getting married but their perfect Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding is ruined when he goes into an apple mania. Mel turns into an Animorph and touches some magic tree sap. Jordan fights a crippling Gushers addiction. Twitter clapbacks beget Twitter clapbacks. This episode sucked and we hated it.

The show does another hasty rewrite (?), sweat is stolen (?), and we celebrate (?) the return of a beloved (?) first season character. The demon overlord Phoebe plots her vengeance. 

Dark Harry makes Macy a romantic dinner while her sisters sing karaoke and get into bar fights; meanwhile Boxer Boy continues his transformation into Galvin 2.0. Phelan and I argue for way too long about whitelighter rules. 

Where were you when the almond milk incident occurred? Have you checked Parker's Insta lately? Who let the Harry out, who-who-who-who-who? Anyone's dreams could come true on America's Got Talent. 

Macy, Mel, and Abigail take down the demon patriarchy while Harry uncovers a super unsurprising secret about his dark half. Maggie has an office.

Mel and Harry visit Van Gogh world and learn about Etsy pages, Macy meets a mysterious and obvious villain, and Maggie, most importantly, has an important job interview. 

Harry and Macy go on a road trip, sneak into a demon club, and wear cool black outfits. Meanwhile, Maggie discovers not only are they fake dead, but their father is real dead. TikTok is involved at some point. 

The Charmed Reboot is back and more reboot-y than ever! With evil doubles, magical malls, and a complete destruction of the previous season. The Yelp reviews are in, and things are gonna get messy. 

It's Halloween with the Halliwells! The girls time travel back to the days of bad wigs, protest some stereotypes, and leave Leo and Darryl to their romantic subplot back home. 

Thanks, Colebama. 

It's super knock-off time as the Charmed Ones just do Pirates of the Caribbean. We are also introduced to our newest teen heartthrob: old man pirate Captain Blackjack Cutting.

Just in time for Father's Day, let's celebrate the episode of Charmed where the girls go to the 60s and must ensure that their grandmother becomes a man-hating hag. Groovy baby!

It's time for the first Charmed Rewind! Patreon voted, and the winner was that one time Phoebe turned into a mermaid and complained a lot. Thanks, Colebama!

Uhh is it possible to be TOO much like OG Charmed? They're taking us back to the series finale with bad time travel, forgetting their own continuity, and, of course, taking a good idea and making it stupid. It's the season finale of season 1!

Harry has absolutely no luck at all, Macy doesn't check her Black Eyed Privilege, the villains get wiped out super easy, and Phelan wonders why Parker doesn't just turn into a frog and hop over a ring of fire.

The Charmed Ones are just as good as ever when all of the Elders are killed, also Ghost Mom displays clear favoritism by not getting Macy a cool weapon. But to be fair, Macy completely loses it over almond milk.

Parker turns into Magnum PI, Alastair transforms into a third rate magician, and Niko becomes Bizarro Darryl. Put on your amazing sequin body suit and place your bets as to who will make it to the finale. 

Can you drink a Galvin of root beer? What cases go to Small Claims Whitelighter Court? What do you do about Bugle Fingers? These questions and more are brought up but may never be answered.

It's snoozes aplenty when a cult comes to town and Harry becomes a super old man, who is normal. Can the girls save him before he turns into oatmeal?

Mel wears gold lamé and dropkicks Charity like a straight white male. Meanwhile, we find out just what's part of a Charmed One's balanced breakfast. 

Mel and Maggie switch bodies, Parker considers switching from guitar to ukulele, and Macy forgets to tell Galvin that Jumanji is off.