Charmed Rewind

Things seem too good to be true because things are actually happening on Charmed, which is how we know it will all be reversed by the end. 

A monster-pocalypse has started off-screen, but Maggie has like school assignments and stuff. Can two weirdos in unisex outfits help the sisters out? 

Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan's past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile. 

Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can't meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment. 

The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode. 

The anagram for "solve" is "we hated this episode." 

Yo dawg we heard you like reboots, so we put a reboot in your reboot's reboot!

The Charmed Ones go on separate fetch quests in order to fix their screw up. Meanwhile, Jimmy is a florist, drunk old Celeste is resigned to death, and the girls argue about who gets to leave the show first. Peter joins us to mourn CarMan.

It's the death of an icon on Charmed today. The sisters breathe a sigh of relief because it wasn't anyone important to them. Aunt Viv has a Power Glove.

Let's Do the Reboot Again as Charmed once more tries to revamp its image, except this time there's a pandemic. Storylines will be hastily wrapped up. Large groups of invisible magic black market dealers won't be seen. Mel will make dumb decisions. 

In every generation there is a chosen one. He alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. He is the ice cream man.

Grandma Ghost! Dark Leo! Baby voice Halliwells! 98 Degrees! Will Chris get a Wiccaning or will the girls be mental children forever? The stakes have never been lower! Mom comes back too but that's not important.

A young Misha Collins shows up as the Charmed Ones deal with Deanmon Norris, screened in cats, and random twins. 

It's Halloween in July as the Charmed Ones complain, haunt reporters with traumatizing pasts, and turn people in rats. Billie has a back story that they ignore.

A government-created demon virus is sweeping the magical world, but Piper wants a vacation and Phoebe wants a break from dates. We are introduced to Margoyle, the Charmed Ones greatest enemy. 

In this explosive season (series?) finale, CarMan makes a bold move of talking with his aunt forever, two of our heroes get stuck in a marble, and Harry hangs out with drunk old Celeste. Tune in to find out about the exciting cliffhanger!!!

Is Macy the daughter of Darryl? Is Jordan a Gary Stu? How many people have ran into their invisible house? Let's meet Harry before we met Harry in this newest episode of Charmed.

It's an Ocean's Eleven style Harry-heist. Jor Jor Binks is smart for the first time.

This show's gonna lose. BUG TIME.

The girls must face their fears and the creeping presence of the monster mash when an Elder shows up out of the woodwork to prove that the Elders are still...you know. 

Phelan and I are joined by Peter to talk about Charmed's most treasured episode, the one where French Stewart is a genie.

CarMan returns! This is all Parker's fault, somehow. 

The Charmed Ones discover more things that hadn't been written into the show yet, Harry makes a Pretty Woman deal with Abigael, and Carman floats past a van down by the river. 

Macy makes a deal with Abigael to help her remove her demon powers, Maggie and Harry team up to catch a darklighter, and Mel helps. Sausages are angrily burnt, dungeons are in SD, and the fashion segment returns!

Harry is poisoned with season 2-itis, Julian reveals he's the world's worst superhero, and Galvin repeatedly asks what year it is. Jordan continues to astound with his unlikability. Mel exists. I think sisters were in this show at some point.