Charmed Rewind

Grandma Ghost is miraculously resurrected just so she can be comically eaten by a wolf. Phoebe dons the infamously terrible Cinderella Dress.

It's the Mirror Universe with the Halliwells, where Leo has stupid hair, Darryl DOES want to know, and Piper is pretty much the same.

The girls are confronted by the innocents they didn't save. So, all of them. The promo pretends this is a comedy.

Lazy Leo eats chips. There's a plot about the seven deadly sins in this episode also.

Tiny Bangs Phoebe does Cole a big favor by telling him to move on and go to Hell, please. Bruce Campbell wonders why he's here.

Phoebe's dream man steps out of a 50s monster movie. The audience is left to wonder what the Demon of Illusion meant when he said "and then there were two."

Wyatt shrinks down Piper and Leo and traps them in a dollhouse. Meanwhile, Zankou has a dumb plan that hinges on him never checking if someone is in the house or not.

Wyatt summons a dragon because Piper is dumb and won't bind his powers.

The Crone plans to steal the Charmed One's baby by using a monkey to steal their senses or something? Brian Krause is bored on set.

Prue and Cole go back to the old west to hate flirt and maybe save Phoebe if there's time.

David Carradine shows up with stupid hair to trap the girls within a time loop. Hilarious death ensues. Also Andy I guess.

Phoebe is a horrible monster who chooses to be evil and tries to gaslight everyone later. Meanwhile, Cole uses Netscape to shop for baby toys.

Paige steals the Book of Shadows to help other people, which is personal gain I guess so she gets big boobs. Piper turns into another sexy costume because grief.

The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy?

Phoebe is turned into a genie and Chris is surprised to find out that breaking up his parents before he was born could have negative consequences.

The Charmed Ones' dreams come to life when they totally fail to save the Sandman from death. Leo is pregnant as an aside. 

Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas. 

It's the iconic first appearance of the Charmed One's greatest enemy: Barbas! Billy Drago appears once every 1300 years to be easily defeated by an ADR line. Phoebe finds a ladybug. 

The girls must go undercover as sexy Valkyries to rescue Leo from Valhalla, also Phoebe gets her empathy powers and is at her most annoying. Smash Mouth and Joe Millionaire as a talking dog, I guess?

When a banshee comes to town, the show finds an opportunity to put Phoebe into another sexy costume. Also, Prue becomes a dog. Featuring Cole's Sears portrait. 

When a student at Magic School summons Lady Godiva, Phoebe must annoyingly stand up against breastfeeding discrimination or something. Sexism is defeated. 

Piper becomes a vicious monster. Later, she also becomes a wendigo.

This episode is epically bad. The girls turn into PMS werewolves. 

Special guest 8-Bit Mickey joins us to discuss an episode with evil babies, dancing around child loss, uhhh...fetus transference?? Look it's bad. It's really bad.

Harry's son dies and he's pretty indifferent about it, because he must steal the soul of a little chocolate stealing boy who is related to him in some fashion, because he wants to be mortal, which Macy talks to her ghost mom about, after a quick detour with Maggie and two other time wasting ghosts. Mel loves her Dear Wife.