Charmed Rewind

In the far future of 2009, Phoebe foresees her own fiery death! The audience learns a powerful lesson about dog doo.

Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational.(This is a reupload, Spotify deleted a bunch of episodes for some reason)

How far back can we rewind? How about to the Unaired Pilot? Join us as we go back to the beginning and learn about generic 90s men in sweaters, Darryl with a personality, and the Phoebe before Phoebe. (This is a reupload, Spotify deleted a bunch of episodes for some reason)

The Charmed Ones step into the ring with some demonic WCW wrestlers, Piper steals souls, and Ron Perlman rips off Phantasm. (This is a reupload, for some reason this was taken off of Spotify??)

Somehow, this wasn't on Spotify?? Anyway, this was the podcast where Phelan and I angrily stopped watching the Charmed Reboot.

Biker Prue totally ruins Piper and Leo's wedding. Meanwhile, Cole wonders how he's supposed to feel at any point in this episode.

The Source is brought back for five minutes so he can go out incredibly lamely. Meanwhile, everyone is the worst they've ever been.

Tobin Bell stops by to play a game with the Charmed Ones. Meanwhile, Piper casually thinks about stealing crackers from a dead woman.

The girls become stupid superheroes. Mark Sheppard shows up.

Cole summons the Spirit of Rage to redundantly make the girls fight. But his true love for Phoebe wins out when he sees her do a silly penguin walk!

In Charmed's thrilling 100th episode, Cole creates an alternate reality in which Phoebe hates him, Piper is violent and bitter, and Paige might as well not exist. So, it's not much different.

The Charmed Ones are visited by their beloved Aunt Gail, who dies horribly to barely a shrug.

Prue goes undercover as a sexy assassin and seduces Antonio Sabato Jr! Meanwhile, Barbas stares at a clock.

Cole returns for the underwhelming 150th episode spectacular! Meanwhile, Q is a trucker.

The girls find a demon baby and must confront the classic debate of nature vs. nurture. Or not! Darryl becomes invincible as an aside.

Prue, Piper, and Phoebe travel back in time to stop their mom from very easily giving up their powers to a warlock. Grams hilariously flings them out a door.

Antonio Sabato Jr. shows up to kidnap Prue. Prue says that he's a dreamer, but he's not the only one.

In the most predictable career trajectory you can imagine, Piper becomes Death.

Prue dies, and Alyssa Milano rejoices. Meanwhile, Cole sleeps on some hay.

Robert Englund stops by to shrink the girls. Leo heals a neon sign.

The Charmed Ones must face a goofy looking demon guy and their most powerful adversary yet: Neighbor Jenny wanting to borrow tampons.

Piper is sent to JAIL. Phoebe puts on lip liner.

Phoebe becomes her high school self, and by that I mean she wears a long wig and acts pretty much the same.

Billie finds a superhero belt that puts her in a sexy costume, because sexism is over. Phoebe has dates, lots and lots of dates.

Phoebe casts a smart spell on herself. She must rescue her sisters from a painting before she becomes stupid again.