Chapel Bell Curve

All we're saying is we've never seen Hugh Jackman or Jim Harbaugh in the same room. The jury is still out on whether or not this is coincidence. It's the Michigan Preview (and live show!) If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football an...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Nope, not that.  All's well that ends well! Nah, not that either.  *insert appropriate idiom for the emptiness I currently feel* It's the SECCG Review   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and...

If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitte...

Sure, we can talk about what happened this past weekend, and we will. But we really gotta talk about the madness going on in the world of CFB right now too.  It's the Georgia Tech Review.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football...

Oops. We combined 'em all. Didn't have much to talk about between the two games we're currently sandwiched between so we did all the things. You get some Yara, you get some #askcbc, you some stats, and a guest in the ever talented Ross Rutledge here to talk to you about CBCR2 and how we're a real stats-pod now.  It's the everything episode. Enjoy Yara's Rage Against the Machine If you like what we...

Kneel now Tiny Fast Boy and kneel no more. Rise Unequivocally masculine short king. It's the Tennessee review.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag #as...

Come home Smokey. I know this isn't where you're from, but it could be. All I'm saying is you give us a chance to turn this metaphorical waffle house into a waffle home. It's the Tennessee preview.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about...

Another week, another title, which means another opportunity to see how far I can go before Nathan takes the episode naming rights away. It's the Mizzou Review.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastic...

Gather 'round now children and I'll tell you the tale of ole Humphrey Mizzou. He's perhaps the most spritely lil chap west of the Mississippi. When he's not founding whole universities, he's leaving treats under children's pillows and collecting discarded post-it notes. But don't cross him. He does bite.  It's the Mizzou preview.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through...

I cannot believe that is an actual real title I just wrote for our stats-focused, college football podcast. You're all a bunch of perverts and I love you.   It's the Florida Review. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and bur...

That's right folks, you heard it here. Dan Mullen is a real, actual little baby and/or he simply enjoys the warm feeling of piss against his khaki-laden legs. Who's to say really? Not us. That's for damn sure. Our lawyers told us to make that very clear. It's the Florida Preview.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you a...

Kevin Richardson did always strike me as a cat guy. I guess we'll settle for Brian Littrell. Thanks for this strange millenial hell you've given us, Paul Finebaum. It's the Kentucky Preview.   Kevin & Brian visit Paul Finebaum   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray If you liked today...

The difference between us and Forrest Gump is that he'd apologize for it.   It's the Auburn Review.   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon!...

If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitte...

A welcome and yet, anticlimactic sort of win? Is this what whompin' feels like?   It's the Arkansas review.    If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag #askc...

Whomst does the whomping™ 'round here? Look. Look at me. We do the whomping™ now.   It's the Arkansas Preview.     If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag #...

Ayyyye, thar be a thumpin' thar in the music city, and Nathan and Justin arrr gonna discuss it. It's the Vandy Review.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the has...

Come Saturday, we shall have eaten all the rich among us, save one single elite. That fatcat? Anderson Cooper. He can stay.     It's the Vandy Preview.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Sen...

If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. The title says it all. What more could you want? It's the USCjr. Review.   Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email -...

If we can't use this opportunity to say cocks out loud as often as possible then what was it all even for? It's the South Carolina Preview.   If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your qu...

Athens has a strict "no burninating the peasants or the countryside" policy in place here in the classic city when UAB comes to town. It's the UAB preview. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. S...

Oh boy. Ohh-ho-ho-ho-hoooo, boy. OH BOY.   It's the Clemson Review.  0:30 Intro 1:34 Mayo Classic Experiences 10:43 The Stat Report 23:40 Observations  37:50 Predictions and O/U Recap 39:59 Ask CBC 1:04:46 Yara’s RATM 1:09:06 Dr. James Barefield Troll Corner     If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord...

You're 15 years old. You just ate Wednesday night supper at church and it's time for the youth group to meet up for fellowship. Last night on Myspace, Jennifer told you she'd be there. You're wearing the fresh new graphic tee you bought at the mall this weekend.  Life is good...except it's not. You walk in and there is no Jennifer, no friends, no fellowship. Only youth pastor Dabo, and he's chock-...

The weather may not be turning yet, but Justin and Nathan are still preparing for the coming season. Join us today for our last (!) off-season show. Highlights include:  -Running in circles on signing limits -Doom and gloom and maybe some hope on the injury situation -A run down of FPI win percentages and what Nathan and Justin think of them -A word from our sponsor -#askcbc questions -The Dr. Jam...

There are some that discuss the offense and others that discuss the defense. But we, here at Chapel Bell Curve, we discuss the players' returning value. You know, cause stats.    The George collection is dropping this weekend at Homefield Apparel and new customers can get 15% off their first purchase from Homefield with code CHAPELBELLCURVE at checkout at www.homefieldapparel.com If you liked toda...