Chapel Bell Curve

A fine question. Why score many point when few point will do? Cause it's boring, mostly.  Highlights Include: 3:37 - Qualitative Review 25:49 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community...

I don't know Will Levis well enough to say whether or not he deserves better, but what I do know is that he should stop getting his medical advice off of WebMD. Highlights Include: 6:07 - Qualitative Review 43:08 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contri...

Nathan and Special Guest Host Yara (Gen-Z Social Media Extraordinaire) are here with you today to break down everything that happened in the 45 - 19 drubbing of the Bizzaro Bulldogs over in Starkvegas. The team is here today with thoughts on Roblox, a promise to watch the Lord of the Rings Movies, and analysis of - among other things - Georgia's 1st and Goal woes. Highlights Include: 3:17 - Qualit...

That Mike Leach really is something, huh? Or is he? Wait, he said what?  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your ques...

The CFP committee ranked the reigning national champions third...and we took that personally. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastical...

OH LAWD, THEY COMIN'. This one's a real chonker so get ready. We cover the bits of the Florida worth discussing with the biggest game of the season looming over our heads.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning...

Usually the titles have something to do with the episode and the contents therein. This is still true for this one but I've just got pibbies on the brain.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goob...

Normal CBC Episodes: Qualitative & Quantitative Precise, practiced, exact Predictable Midseason #AskCBC Episode: yeehaw Laden with Cheerwine No gods, no kings, no rules just right If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burge...

It's time for everyone's favorite episode about a 55-point conference blowout: the Vanderbilt review! Nathan and Justin are here to talk about a sweet day watching sweet boys around their sweet sweet friends. They also do a surprising amount of football analysis, considering what we saw on the field Saturday. Qualitative Review: 1:47 Quantitative Review: 31:24 If you liked today's episode, please...

All we're saying is give this mascot a chance. It's the Vandy Preview.   Your schedule of events:  5:45 - Qualitative Review+ 22:05 - Patreon Question of the Week 35:31 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord serv...

Look, we may not always deliver you the good good you need on time, but we will eventually deliver. To that end, the boys are here with the Auburn Review. We talk about the triumphant return of the special boy pants, a frustrating first half, stats, storylines, and a brief ode to Daijun Edwards.  Your schedule of events:  2:00 - Qualitative Review 22:43 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's e...

This week's preview came with it a startling discovery: these Auburn Tigers have more in common with a mischievous children's book monkey than we'd previously realized. Qualitative: 2:15 Quantitative: 46:05 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to...

We may be a day late, but we're here with a vintage CBC deep cut. Prepare for a chunky Missouri style deep dive into the stats, plays, narratives, and angst that made up the Dawg's 26 - 22 win over Missouri last Saturday.  The boys are here to answer your pressing questions, such as "What the hell just happened?" and "Is it 2009?" and "Where did the offense go?"  Highlights Include:   Qualitative...

It's that time of the year where we trim our houses with light-up toasted ravioli, drink suitcases of Natty light, and what with great anticipation and fear for Humphrey Mizzou to shimmy his way down the most broken of all our gutters. It's time to preview Georgia at Missouri. And Nathan and Justin are here to get you in the spirit.  Highlights include:  An Introduction to Mizzoumas: 2:30 Qualitat...

We're back dear listeners. The boys are here to deliver you the finest in podcasting, a review of a #1 team sleepwalking through a closer-than-expected-but-still-not-particularly-close win over an above average MAC team. (Trust us, it's better than it sounds) We'll talk about our experiences this weekend, what the stats have to tell us, and Nathan's Special Boy Pants TM. Highlights Include: Qualit...

There's a lot of cock talk in this one. Like, a lot. Seriously. I think we're sorry about it. It's the South Carolina preview. 00:56 - Famous Cocks 9:32 - Qualitative Preview 41:55 - Quantitative Preview If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk...

Hello beautiful people! Nathan is here today joined by Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com and @dawgquant fame to preview the Dawgs next tilt against Samford. Highlights include stats, storylines, some viewer questions, and a surprisingly long talk about obscure Protestant sects in modern America. Qualitative Review: 2:40 Quantitative Review: 14:50 #AskCBC (and Nathan's Solo ASMR Segment): 34:28...

That was certainly a game we all witnessed to kicked the season off. We're also joined by the ever-talented, Amanda Mull (@amandamull on Twitter) to talk all things Ducks, Dawgs, and what we might expect to follow this trouncing in Atlanta. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeonin...

Justin and Nathan present you the Oregon preview. The boys are here with, Justin/Stetson Fan Fic, hot duck content, morning vibes, and two gratuitous mentions of Chili's.  Highlights include:  3:50 - Justin's Fan Fic Corner 7:07 - Qualitative Preview (Hot Duck Content) 17:00 - Qualitative Preview (Actual Football) 33:10 - Quantitative Preview 47:40 - Predictions Editors Note: Because Nathan is bad...

You've heard us talk all about CBCR2 and now we're here with the man himself to share how that sweet statsy sausage gets made.  Find Ross on Twitter @quantdawg or on his site r2sportsmetrics.com . Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter...

We made it to three pre-season episodes! Who'd have thought it? Not us. Nathan and Justin are here today to answer all of your (very clever) #askcbc questions. We've got RPG talk, SEC teams as Tik Tok trends, and a lot of actual football discussion. Highlights include:  4:30 - $50 Patron Question 9:03 - Discord Questions 42:15 - Twitter Questions If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar...

What's that? The thump of clad feet across your still scorching-hot roof? It's not seasonally inappropriate Santa Claus, it's Nathan and Justin, back again with their second episode in two days, and they' re here to preview the dawgs.  We've got some waxing rhapsodic about tight ends, getting ROCKED UP for stats, and the fateful return of Stetson Bennet Narratives, TM TM TM. 00:30 - Intro 2:38 - Q...

We're back! The boys are here to bring you all the SEC preview goodness you can eat (with your ears). Highlights include:   00:50 - What is  Chapel Bell Curve 2:10 - New Format, who dis?  10:20 - Qualitative Preview (chin waggin' season)  12:22 - Oh no Bama what are you doing with that tire iro- (talking SEC West) 16:18 - The 2nd best of the SEC East (talking  HOOPLE) 22:50 -  Narratives and other...

We are gathered here today to discuss only the juiciest of off-season topics for your podcast enjoyment. Listen to it at like, .25x speed so you can really savor the content for as long as possible.  If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about...

In this *very* special episode we called on all of you to help make it happen since Nathan has been sick all week. We had the chance to speak with some incredible CBC listeners and supporters, and some DGDs alike. Huge thank you to everyone that participated and helped out on such short notice. We literally could not have done this without you!  It's the Natty Preview.   Check the time stamps belo...