Chapel Bell Curve

It's time to review a cleansing victory. We may not have cleansed all the trauma on Saturday, but the Bulldog Nation took a big step towards it. Yara and Nathan are here to break down the game that was, yell about the CFP Committee, and give you all the stats you need after a wonderful weekend.  News Updates - 3:00 Qualitative Review - 22:08 Quantitative Review - 42:55 If you liked today's episode...

Listen, it's time to get your mind right. It's a big match up this weekend at the Benz, and Yara and Nathan are here to prepare you for everything that's happening on Saturday. We talk about what an SEC Championship means in 2025, break down the game in way more detail than your probably used to, and laugh for a moment about Penn State.  News Updates - 3:19 Qualitative Preview - 14:06 Quantitative...

Good day and Go Dawgs. It's your favorite (?) co-hosts back again to break down the Georgia Tech game. We talk injuries, decide that Lane Kiffin would be a pretty bad public school teacher -- for multiple reasons -- and try to figure out what happened on Black Friday. Yara and Nathan are here to review the Georgia Tech game. Qualitative Review - 15:47 Quantitative Review - 38:39 If you liked today...

This is a big one. An early holiday present just for you. We're thankful for all of our listeners, so here's something for the long ride to Thanksgiving. Yara and Nathan review the Charlotte game, break down the matchup against Tech, talk some mean shit, and answer patron questions.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dolla...

Yara and Nathan are here and searching for anything to say about this game other than that we hope no one gets hurt. Instead, we'll talk about color theory, seniors we will miss, and where this team can go from here. It's the Charlotte preview.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 mon...

Damn it feels good to humble Texas. We're here to breakdown all the action over an action-packed weekend. Yara hurt her knee, ended up with a hickey, and was stuck on Nathan's porch for 45 minutes. Nathan went to the game with his wife, and got a headache from having 2 (two) spritzes. We're gonna break down everything we experienced, the vibes on the ground between the hedges, and what this win me...

We're back, and we're here to talk through the biggest(?) game of the season so far. Texas is coming to town, and we're here to talk about Arch, and all the other players on the field other than Arch that may affect the game more. Yara has a bone to pick with cultural fit, and Nathan is still angry about the 2025 SEC Championship. We both think this is gonna be a slobber knocker, so hold on to you...

Nathan wants to talk about Korean food and relationship advice, and Yara is forced to apologize to Mike Bobo. We also talk about football, and a win over the Bizarro Bulldogs that left us blessedly calm on Saturday afternoon.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution g...

We're back, and we hope it's better late than never. You're getting a combo episode today, but don't worry. Yara got kicked out of Barstool Bar in Nashville, Hugh Freeze got fired, and oh yeah, we've got two games to talk about. It's a very special episode, and we're happy to be here to bring it to you.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, cons...

We're joined today by MaconDawg, proprietor of Dawg Sports, and Professor Emeritus of the Dawg Intelligentsia. With Yara and Nathan, he'll help us breakdown the off- and on-field drama goin into this weekends game. (It's mostly off-field drama) We'll talk about Billy Napier, Brian Kelly, and the state of the SEC, breakdown the game, and analyze Kirby Smart's not-so-neutral take on neutral sight ga...

Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend were we went through the full cycle of grief and rebirth. It got weird, and we're weird enough to rise to the challenge. What do the stats say? The defense was bad, but in a more intelligent way. The offense was good, and Gunner should get the Heisman. Go dawgs, enjoy the ride.  News Updates - 02:51 Qualitative Review - 19:49 Quantitative Review - 3...

Yara and Nathan are back at again with the Ole Miss preview. We've got story lines (we still hate Pat McAfee), analysis (Joey Freshwater can call plays, y'all), and statistics (this one's gonna be close) to get your head on straight for a top-ten matchup this weekend.  News Updates - 3:20 Qualitative Preview - 12:10 Quantitative Preview - 31:18 #AskCBC - 48:23   If you liked today's episode, pleas...

Yara and Nathan are back to breakdown a terrifying, frustrating, and wonderful win on the plains. Scenes from the beer case at the Auburn Wal-Mart, stats that show how confusing these Dawgs can be, and an unreasonable demand from Yara backed up by the power of friendship.  Qualitative Review - 3:29 Quantitative Review - 42:38 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you...

Get ready for the newest edition of the Deep South's Oldest rivalry with Yara and Nathan. We're here to analyze the game, make fun of Hugh Freeze, and teach Yara how insufferable Auburn fans can be. Go Dawgs.  News Updates - 3:36 Qualitative Preview - 22:50 Quantitative Preview - 37:39   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a d...

We're here after a blow-out win that left us with quite a few questions. Nathan is a little worried about the defense, but along for the ride. Yara is still demanding that heads shall roll. And we're all sending the offensive line our power. It's the Kentucky review.  New Updates - 3:28 Qualitative Review - 23:39 Quantitative Review - 46:43 #askcbc - 1:03:52 If you liked today's episode, please le...

Yara and Nathan are back, and we have a lot of feelings. Yara has some things to say about the coaching staff, Nathan tries to talk you all back from the edge, and we break down another heartbreaker for the Dawgs.  Qualitative Review - 3:19 Quantitative Review - 1:01:33 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way thro...

Yara and Nathan are here to kick ass, chew bubblegum, and make raunchy jokes about the Yellowhammer state. And they're all out of bubblegum. The Bama preview is here. Yara has Gen Z beef, Nathan has storylines and stats, and we're appealing to every Dawg out their to appeal to whatever God, spirit, or force they worship. Let's break 'em.  News Updates - 1:46 Qualitative Preview - 14:55 Quantitativ...

Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate the loss by the Volunteers to our Dawgs. We're here to talk about the humiliation of the Gators, some notes and quotes, and gasp a significant number of actual stats. It's a vintage episode for an ass-kicking that we've come to expect.  News Updates - 4:06 Georgia Quotes and Notes - 13:56 Qualitative Review - 25:01 Quantitative Review - 45:53 #AskCBC - 1:07:23...

Listen, no one likes orange, we know that for sure. To help us get in that anti-orange mindset, your two indefatigable co-hosts are here to hate on Tennessee, talk about some number, and release of the pressure and anxiety caused by wondering how good Gunner Stockton actually is.  News Updates - 4:18 Qualitative Preview -  16:02 Quantitative Preview - 28:49  #askcbc - 55:06 If you liked today's ep...

Yara and Nathan are back! Join us today to review a rain delayed victory over the Governors. We've got reactions (shrugging emoji), vibes, and some stats for those of you who don't read spreadsheets for fun. Also, Yara doesn't blame Mike Bobo. We're making progress!    News Updates - 2:51 Qualitative Review - 15:50 Quantitative Review - 31:41 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating...

It's FCS weekend, and as always, we enter the episode not knowing what we're going to talk about, and leave an hour letter after editing out a shocking amount of Nathan Ranting. Yara is here to play sheepdog, Nathan has thoughts, neither of us have a lot to say about a game without a line, and we're enjoying watching Alabama fall like a failed Soviet satellite state.  News Update - 4:09 Qualitativ...

Nathan and Yara are back in action this week to talk about the Dawgs destruction of the Herd last Saturday. Yara hates Carson Beck, but is ok with Mike Bobo. Nathan has reservations about the offensive line, but likes how the defense is out for a day at the Dawg park. We all love KJ Bolden and Zachariah Branch, and we've got the stats and ratings to prove it. Oh, also, there's a Dragon Con corner...

Yara learned an important lesson this week: don't order a seafood boil in West Georgia at 2 a.m. Hopefully you can learn something important today as well: what to expect from the Dawgs in 2025. We're here to break down this team from top to bottom, and get you ready for this weekends matchup against the Thundering Heard.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you lo...

It's CFB preseason and everything feels a little bit better. The grass is greener, the birdsong is more beautiful, and the BS of the world is easier to ignore. Yara and Nathan are here to celebrate these good vibes with the SEC preview. We're previewing all 15 non-UGA SEC teams. Asking the hard questions like, "Is Texas back?" and "Hold on, Oklahoma is in the SEC?"    If you liked today's episode,...

Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Sugar Bowl. But first, we're going to break down how we fared at the SECCG, talk about holiday movies, and set expectations for Gunner Stockton.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server...