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Against all odds, the Dawgs are playing in the SEC Championship game this weekend. Yara and Nathan are here to get you ready. We've got storylines, a vibes check, some juicy stats, and predictions for this weekends game. Come for the numbers, stay for Yara explaining how Kirby smart is a shady bitch.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, conside...

We made it through the longest day of the year, the hopefully-not-annual tradition of going into 8 overtimes against an outmatched Georgia Tech team. Yara and Nathan survived - barely - and are here to talk you through it all. Including a Mike Bobo rant from someone other than Yara, talk about the circles of hell, and enough stats to make you kinda sad about where this team is.  If you liked today...

You know that place where genuine human connection would go if your family wasn't The Way It Is?  We made a two-hour long episode to feel those awkward spaces this week, and get you through Thanksgiving to Clean, Old Fashioned Hate. Yara and Nathan are back with vintage Yara rage, Thanksgiving Hot takes, stats, and the triumphant return of #askcbc. Dig in folks, and ignore your family members for...

Yara and Nathan are here this week to do what the Dawgs look to do this Saturday: take care of business. Join us as we review the Tennessee game, breakdown the stats you need to know, and figure out what we can expect - and what we want - from the rest of the season.  Qualitative - 3:08 Quantitative - 41:26 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, c...

Have you hated the color orange today? If you haven't, now is the time. Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Body Farm (which is actually pretty neat), hate on the hillbilly brigade, and break down a matchup that is surprisingly hard to predict. Why do Vegas and the numbers disagree? Why does Mike Bobo get paid 2.4 million dollars? We'll answer all of these questions tomorrow on the Tennesse...

It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw two scary movies, and only one of them was the UGA offense), talk about What This Means going forward, ch...

Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include  Qualitative Preview - 3:57 #AskCBC - 37:03 Quantitative Preview - 53:24 If you liked today's episode,...

Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the season.  CW : Nathan talks about some pretty intense stuff going on in his proffesional life during the qua...

It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats, and seriously you guys, just hate the gators so much.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a r...

We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo.  Qualitative Review - 2:51 Quantitative Review - 38:59 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating...

Hey y'all! It's such a big game that we decided to release two Texas previews! Yara is joined by guest host Zack Kalet to talk about the big game against the Longhorns, take Mike Bobo down a peg, and teach you about F1 through the a college football lens.   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patre...

UGA faces its second game of the year this season in Austin in a top-10 matchup with the Longhorns. Yara and Nathan are here to help you process that Munson storm of emotions with storylines, news, analysis, and stats to get your mind right for the weekend. Remember, Buc-ee's is the only  good thing to come out of the Lone Star State, and horns down.  Qualitative Review - 2:26 #AskCBC - 24:57 Quan...

We're back today with a review of the most disappointing ten-point victory of 2024, UGA's win over the Bizzarro Bulldogs of Starkville. Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend of camping in Athens, being a (temporary) bachelor (hint: it's sad), and what the hell is going on with the defense. Oh, and the offense is frustratingly good, isn't it?  PODCAST BUSINESS: We're bringing back #askcb...

Hey Y'all! We're back again today with the Miss. State preview. Yara has questions, Nathan has guesses, and we'll all get smarter together. We'll talk about CLANGA CLANGA, break down who this team is, and ask Kirby very nicely to please run up the score.  Qualitative Preview - 2:39 Quantitative Preview - 16:30 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do...

We're here again to talk ball. But also, we're here to make fun of Alabama, and write a hagiography for Vanderbilt. It's the Auburn Review, of course. Yara and Nathan are here for observations, stats, shit talk, shawarma talk, and figuring out where we are on the season. Highlights include: age shaming, Hugh Freeze shaming, and confusion about Arian Smith.  Qualitative Preview - 3:21 Quantitative...

Hey y'all! Yara and Nathan are joined today by Jeremy, AKA @macondawg on Twitter. Jeremy is the head honcho over at Dawg Sports, and helps to run one of the best UGA follows on social media, @dawgsports. We're all here today to preview the Auburn game. We've got stats, analysis, scheme stuff, and a wall of text about how much Yara hates Hugh Freeze. We also brought Jeremy on for a multi-generation...

So yeah that sucked, y'all. Yara and Nathan had to grit through it on this one, but we made. Personally, we think you'll feel better about the game after listening to this. Maybe not happy, but, y'know, at peace? Whatever your emotional state, we're here to break down yet another "instant classic" where we end up with our heart broken. Qualitative Review - 3:53 Quantitative Review - 25:59   If you...

We're here today for the second time. This time, Yara and Nathan are joined by Graham Coffey, proprietor of Dawgs Central , real-life journalist, and general ball knower. We've got an hour of stats, observations, analysis, and generally good-vibes. Talking to Graham made us smarter, and we think it will make you smarter too.  Highlights include: Graham, tell us how worried we should be Is Bama goo...

We're here, we're full of rage, get used to it. Nathan and Yara are back to preview the tilt against the Tide in T-Town. Things get heated, we talk about stats, and Nathan passes out and Weekend at Bernie's his way through a rant. Highlights include:  Kentucky Mini Review - 3:26 Qualitative Preview - 7:42 Quantitative Preview - 49:33 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review...

What's up big dawgs? Yara and Nathan are here today to preview the Kentucky Game. We've got rants about Chat GPT, Yara, Certified Ball Knower, stats, player previews, and all the dumb stuff that got you to download this episode in the first place. Highlights include:    Qualitative Preview -  2:56 Quantitative Preview - 25:04 Who is Kentucky? - 25:14 Players to Know: Offense - 29:31 Players to Kno...

CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware.  Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include:  Nathan talks about Apalachee - 00:00 - 3:32 Qualit...

Yara and Nathan are at it again. We're here to bring you the stats, analysis, and trolling you've come to expect from the CBC brand. The Clemson Tigers are in the rearview mirror, struck down by their own portal-hubris, but we're not done talking about them yet. Highlights include:  Qualitative Review: 2:51 Quantitative Review: 17:42 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review...

It's fiscal game week and we're pumped. Yara and Nathan are back again to get you ready for this weekend's kickoff classic against the Clemson. What do the Tiger's have in store for us? Who is Howard and why does he have a rock? What stats matter for this game? We answer all of this and more.  Qualitative Preview - 03:34 Quantitative Preview - 23:56 What we want to see - 37:46 Predictions - 47:56...

It's that time! Yara and Nathan are here today with the Clemson preview. If  you haven't listened to one of our previews before, we're going to breakdown this season from a qualitative (vibes) and quantitative standpoint. We've got news, storylines, vibe checks, Texas/TAMU rivalry beef via Anime tropes, and Yara learning about Fleetwood Mac in real time.   Storylines, News, and Vibe Checks - 3:46...

We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara  and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include:  Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully)  UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwich An introduction to the SEC for Texas and Oklahoma (read: we teach you how...