Chapel Bell Curve

Yara and Nathan are back at it again with our SEC Championship Preview. The Dawgs are trying to get the monkey off their back (no they aren't), and we're here to help you get your mind right. We've got academic shit talk, we've got stats, we've got 30 seconds on Henry Kissinger's death. It's a vintage Chapel Bell Curve Experience to get you in the kind of feral headspace we'll need for the weekend...

It's weird to step in a Yellow Jacket hive and end up more upset about the referee's than the stings. But here we are, torturing metaphors and full of rage. Yara and Nathan are back today to catch you up on how are lives have been going, what we think about Auburn (LOL), the sloppy extermination job at Bobby Dodd, and much more.  Qualitative Review: 2:04 Quantitative Review: 24:04 If you liked tod...

We're back! Yara and Nathan are here, and ready to talk about the Lane Train's demolition at Sanford Station. (Are these train metaphors working?) Anyway, your dynamic duo is ready to rock with stories from the day, stats for your soul, and just enough intergenerational conflict to keep things interesting. Highlights include:  Qualitative Review: 1:36 Let's get angry at Pat McAfee Yara's Rage(r) S...

What better way to celebrate homecoming than with the folks who invited the tradition? It's the Mizzou preview! Qualitative Review - 2:23 Important Possum Updates Connor Stallion: Clue Character Who is Missouri, and have their artists seen a tiger? Quantitative review - 36:23 Getting to know Luther Burden and co. from CoMo What we want to see Game Predictions Who Holds the Leash? - This one is hum...

Nathan is here with a very special episode and a very special guest. Dr. Carrie Tipton is a musicologist at Vanderbilt University and author of the new book From Dixie to Rocky Top on the history of SEC fight songs. Nathan is here to talk with her about the songs, the history, and he surprisingly large number of copyright lawsuits involved. Dr. Tipton has been nice enough to provide us with a disc...

The gang covers the 43-20 thumping that was the Georgia V. Florida game. Come along as we review not only the game but our respective experiences, Our Bowers-less offense, and cannabis themed sandwich huts.  Qualitative Review - 1:56 Nathan's meets his enemies Justin, a sandwich, a rumpus, and a dream Yara plays not a regular mom, but a cool mom Quantitative review - 45:04 Stats, get your stats Ga...

This week we've got many a history lesson to share with Yara as we're prompted with the question, "Why is it that we hate Florida so much?" Past that, you've the classic quantitative, qualitative, and more. It's the Florida Preview. Highlights include:  Qualitative Preview: 19:00 A Historical Deep Dive into Anthropomorphic Reptiles A Lesson on the Rivalry Notable Nemeses, Ethics Edition Quantitati...

Yara, Justin, and Nathan are back at it again today to preview this weekend's tilt against the Cats. They've got a vibe check, manifestation hour, a fun game about celebrity backed whiskeys, and all the stats and analysis you can shake a stick at. Highlights include:  Qualitative Preview: 2:15 Vibe Check Everyone manifests a successful season A brief history of Kentucky Football Notable Nemeses, W...

Justin, Yara, and Nathan are here to figure out what the hell just happened. They'll breakdown the day they had, check in on Yara's wild ride and the power of prayer, and go in-depth on what went right and very, very wrong. Highlights include:  Qualitative Review - 1:40 Nathan's Old Man Day Justin and the Pride Festival Yara calls on a higher (and lower) power Quantitative review - 28:40 Stats, ge...

We're here for this whopper of a game with a whopper of an episode. Speaking of whoppers, Hugh Freeze, we don't like him! Join Nathan, Justin, and Yara as they research, rage, and read for filth everyone's favorite lay preacher. Highlights include:  Qualitative Preview: 2:26 - News, and some cautious optimism on the injury front - A brief history of Auburn - Notable Nemeses: Nathan's Prestige -Yar...

Were portions of this episode too horny to release to the public feed? Yes, definitely. Is there still plenty to unpack here from the UAB game? Also yes.  Qualitative Review - 1:34 Quantitative Review - 29:05 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to...

We're back! Today, Justin, Yara, and Nathan are previewing the upcoming game against the UAB Dragons. Be ready for analysis, marvel villains, a game called "Dilfer OR?" for some reason, and much, much more.   Qualitative Preview - 2:40 Quantitative Preview - 30:47 Who holds the leash? - 51:55 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwin...

It wouldn't be a game against the Gamecocks if it wasn't soggy, hot, and uncomfortable. Justin, Yara, and Nathan lived through the moistest day on record, and are here to bring you their feelings, observations, and good, good numbers. Today's highlights include: Injury Updates Yara's Rage Against Deion Yara and the Very Weird Day Justin and the Sake Bomb Nathan and the very platonic business partn...

Justin, Nathan, and Yara are here to hash it out over the start of Georgia's SEC play for the season. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game predictions. Topics of interest include: - What Mack Brown gets up to with his colleagues - Shane Beamer's Best Qualities - Who Holds The Leash brings in a third member   If you liked to...

Justin and Nathan are here to recap the latest tilt between the hedges. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game observations, and a bunch of jokes at the expense of various SEC coaches. Highlights include: - This Mel Tucker stuff sucks man - Around the league - HOOK 'EM HOOK 'EM HORNS - Hugh Freeze made a deal at the crossroad...

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If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.   Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - Chapel...

Welcome back! It's Christmas in August! It's time for the first game preview of the year. We're excited to get back into the swing of things with grandmother avatar states, sensual poetry about an anthropomorphic bird, and an attempt to answer the age old question: What can Georgia gain against this FCS opponent? Highlights include:  An in-depth history of UT Martin Yogurt as a recovery mechanic W...

Like Christmas in August, the CBC team is back today to preview the upcoming season. Join Yara, Nathan, and Justin as they plumb the depths of Nathan's panic attacks, talk about win probabilities, yell about Hugh Freeze, and unveil Justin's newest abomination. Other highlights include:  Musings on Billy Napier Doppelgangers Love Island Allegories ChatGPT's Holy Purpose Stats for All Y'all If you l...

Yara and Nathan are back and better than ever with your first episode of CBC for the Dawgs' run at threepeat. Justin - the adult in the room - is gone today, so we're here to bring you barely-understood Gen-Z lingo, sass, and an explanation of the phrase "Dream blunt rotation." Highlights include: - We're we've been -Yara's Deion Sanders Hate Corner - Realignment: doing it for the kids(?) - SEC Co...

This one's a reeeeeeal doozy. Seriously. It's a full two hours of brain fugue. Yara joined us to celebrate the great Frawg trouncing of 2022 though, so we got that going for us. If you're able, please consider donating to the GoFundMe Fundraisers for Devin Willock and Chandler LeCroy. Devin Willock's GoFundMe Chandler LeCroy's GoFundMe   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBel...

Your horses are safe here at CBC. You can trust us to protect them at all costs. Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way...

What can we even say about the game against Ohio State last weekend? Apparently a lot, however not without talking at length about Fred Durst and Joe Rogan.  Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah If you liked today's episode, please leave us a...

We out here. We feelin' SASSY. We talkin' bout FOOTBALL but also that thing. That Dawg. They got that DAWG in 'em. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all t...

This week's episode has us coming at you live from Athentic Brewery in Athens, Ga. We share a bit about the Georgia Tech game, plenty on the SEC Championship, and then way too much about Gen Z know-how. Thanks so much Athentic for hosting us, Yara for contributing and guest hosting, and of course all of you that came out to see us!   If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review...