Chapel Bell Curve

The boys are back! Despite what you may have suspected, we are still a podcast. We're warming up at the end of this offseason, and can feel ourselves getting closer and closer to regular season dumbassery-shape. Today's highlights include UGA football news,  llama talk, realignment madness, and a ton of your very good #askcbc questions! If you like what you've heard here today, hit us up on twitte...

Ah yes, the off-season: a time of wanton jack-assery spent mostly throwing things at the wall to see what sticks in the hope that, at some point, time will progress more quickly.     Thematically speaking, this episode is exactly that.  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly cont...

"Them bears is hell don't they" just doesn't have the same ring to it does it?     It's the Cincy Preview.     As 2020 comes to a close, we took this moment to share our list of media that brought us joy this year.     Our 2020 media list can be found here. Justin's 2020 Bops to Run to can be found here.   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitte...

I've never been to Como, or Missouri for that matter, but I'm having a hard time coming to terms with the fact it's referred to as the "Athens of Missouri." You're gonna need way more of the following if you want to convince me: Michael Stipe At least 2 double barreled cannons A cool bell you can ring A field guarded by a nonthreatening dog, well kept topiary, and the ghost of previous coaches.  I...

I'm sorry Vandy. I shouldn't be making fun of you. You've had a rough go of things and I shouldn't kick a team while they're down. I really don't even have anything bad to say about you. Nothing good to say really either but, there's just not a whole lot of substance there to give feedback on. Ya know? What's there to dislike when there's just so little...to like?   Thanks for coming to my Ted Tal...

Yell at us on Twitter  The Battle Hymnal Twitter - @TheBattleHymnal Graham Coffey on Twitter - @Dawgoutwest Josh Hancher on Twitter - @Dawg_Stats Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray   The theme for The Battle Hymnal is The Battle Hymn of the Bulldog Nation arranged by Jeff Simmons and ours is recorded, p...

The bizarro bulldogs have a come a knockin' and 2020 is very much still home.    It's the Mississippi State preview.  Watch the live video from this episode on our YouTube channel here.    ***We had some strange audio difficulties with this episode that fix themselves somehow over the course of the episode.  Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here   Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve T...

The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party: keeping the festivities outside before it was 2020 cool.   It's the Florida Preview. Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things...

Yell at us on Twitter  The Battle Hymnal Twitter - @TheBattleHymnal Graham Coffey on Twitter - @Dawgoutwest Josh Hancher on Twitter - @Dawg_Stats Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray   The theme for The Battle Hymnal is The Battle Hymn of the Bulldog Nation arranged by Jeff Simmons and ours is recorded, p...

There's a joke here somewhere about grocery stores, essential workers, and 2020 but it's probably not in good taste. I'm more a Trader Joe's guy anyway.    It's the Kentucky preview. Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community...

Join Graham, Josh, and Nathan on their in-depth preview/review of the 2020-2021 UGA football season. - What can we expect for the rest of the year based on what we've seen thus far? - Is this offense just a 2019 reboot or can we hope to see something different?   Yell at us on Twitter  The Battle Hymnal Twitter - @TheBattleHymnal Graham Coffey on Twitter - @Dawgoutwest Josh Hancher on Twitter - @D...

It gets everywhere and it's impossible not to get covered in the stuff. It's the Alabama Preview. Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. All proceeds...

Breaking down the Dawgs beatdown of the Vols. If you want to hear more from us, check out our Patreon. We know that this is a time where people are looking for a greater sense of community, so we’d love to see you over at our discord server, which all Patreon subscribers get access to. Check it out here. patreon.com/chapelbellcurve Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we...

I wish I made $3.8 million coordinating volunteers.   It's the Tennessee preview. Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. All proceeds will be donated...

Josh, Graham, and Nathan have a lot to say about a scattering, smothering and covering between the hedges on Saturday against Auburn To watch the video format, check us out on Youtube.  Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning commun...

I believe I'd have about three dollars. It's the Auburn Preview.   Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. All proceeds will be donated straight to t...

Josh, Graham, and Nathan review all the dawgs fancy new toys and plans in this weeks Arkansas Review show.  To watch the video format, check us out on Youtube.  Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to t...

You ever seen a wild hog up close? You ever hang around...gymnasiums? Do you like movies about, gladiators? Have I basically excluded 98% of our audience with this obscure reference? It's the Arkansas preview.   Check out the Todd Monken article we reference a handful of times that Nathan and Graham wrote here. Contribute to the Dawgs for Pups campaign here If you like what we do, consider throwin...

Nathan, Graham, and Josh dive deep to discuss the shortened all SEC football schedule and what we have to look forward to.  If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.  Send us your questions using th...

Yeah, that's me alright. You might be wondering how I got here.   *Star Wipe back to 2017* Nathan: What if we made a podcast?   It's ten minutes with Tim Tebow. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of...

Each year we seem to take part in a familiar practice of looking back on the last 364 days and thinking, "well damn, I'm glad that's over." Why should this one be any different, eh? This ones just got 100% more bears in it. It's the Sugar Bowl Preview.   Check out our MERCH If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! Send us your questions using the hashtag #as...

Long. Snouts. United.   Lounge. Snacks. Unrestricted. Lunch. Skulls. Underneath. Louisiana. State. University.   It's the SEC Championship Game Preview.   Check out our MERCH If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter @ChapelBellCu...

If Chapel Bell Curve got a bid in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, what would it be? A giant floating Chapel Bell Tower? An adorable bulldog? An inflatable, angry, yet still somehow stoic, Nathan?    It's the Texas A&M Review (and only out of necessity) GaTech Preview.   Check out our MERCH If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! Send us your questions u...

We learned entirely too much about dogs in this episode and I do mean the kind with the 'o' and not the 'aw'. It's the Texas A&M Preview.   Check out our MERCH If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter @ChapelBellCurve @NathanJlaw...

Welp, apparently we picked a good a time as any to start marking the show explicit. I mean, if Kirby says it, then so will we. HBTFD.   It's the Auburn Review. Check out our MERCH If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our patreon ! Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on Twitter @ChapelB...