Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Fiction EN ↓ 195 episodes

Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will the sheriff’s department fail and see the town destroyed by its enemies or liquidated by the vampi...

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Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

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Fiction

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

3.50 - The Ritual: Aftermath 09.07.2024

The coterie have created the shaft and await Lucius Balefire’s arrival! Evangeline left Troy to find security footage of Teddy at the hospital before joining the rest of her coterie, Everett and Val made sure Red Cell were in position outside the ritual site before they went inside to guard the room where the magic was taking place, and Doris successfully created the shaft of belated dissolution,...

3.49 - The Ritual 02.07.2024

As Doris continued to construct the Shaft of Belated Dissolution, the rest of the coterie made final preparations. Everett negotiated with Red Cell to provide protection during Doris’s ritual and requested Joslyn St. James for extra security, Val was agitated by the revelation that Teddy sought to sire himself with Sheriff Cross’s blood, and at the hospital, Evangeline left a letter for Dylan Zane...

3.48 - Bonne Chance 25.06.2024

The coterie is running out of time to enact their plan. Evangeline began priming the Clan leaders for the impending coup against the Prince, Val received a gift of silver bullets from Matthew Theobald, Everett secured a building in the Gangrel quarter for Doris to work, and she set out to create the Shaft of Belated Dissolution undisturbed. With the Prince convinced to receive the weapon in person...

3.47 - Rituals and Reinforcements 18.06.2024

The coterie strategized their coup with Matthew Theobald. Evangeline realized they could use the recent deaths of several clan leaders to turn the rest against the Prince, Val wanted to take out the Prince with the Shaft of Belated Dissolution, but Doris was insistent that Lucius Balefire be destroyed as a priority, and Everett conspired with Theobald to fill the Family Protection Building’s sprin...

3.46 - Secrets Revealed 11.06.2024

Returning from the club, a drunk Evangeline told Val how she had secretly fed off of Teddy when she was first embraced, a secret that Val was compelled to reveal when Teddy called in the favour she owed him. The next morning, Teddy had left town, seemingly to become kindred himself. Back at the station, Doris told Everett that the Left Hand is nearby, and Everett was reluctant to look for Teddy wh...

3.45 - Marriage Troubles 04.06.2024

Val escorted Evangeline to the club Sinful Pleasures, where Evangeline immediately got drunk and danced the night away, while Val kept careful watch. At the station, Doris wrote up her findings from the Right Hand’s journal and concluded that that they should all just be patient, and Everett found the dossier to be full of enough information about the clan leaders to gain leverage on any one of th...

3.44 - Sinful Pleasures 28.05.2024

To atone for the coterie’s general ineptitude, the Prince called Everett to demand a “big win” in the next two days or else Everett would be punished severely, Doris discovered that the Right Hand had plans yet to be enacted and that the Left Hand of Lilith was still active nearby, Evangeline’s composure finally broke when the sheriff revealed that he had raised the stakes and invited the Prince t...

3.43 - A Big Win 21.05.2024

The coterie returned to the station in the aftermath of their various bestial compulsions. Doris realized that the journal she found belonged to the Right Hand, Evangeline rushed to finish her report so she could finally go home, Val once again discussed with Everett the unique challenges they face when they can’t drain people, and Everett discovered that the dossier from Horatio’s room contained...

3.42 - Invisible Ink 14.05.2024

At the Malkavian headquarters, Val remained trapped in her violent compulsion. In the ensuing tussle, Everett accidentally killed Sam Buttwise, but was saved from retribution when Voticia Maddama used the situation to seize power for herself. At the rec centre, Doris was struck by a need to cause harm, and mesmerized Evangeline into burying herself in the corpse pile, at which point the compulsion...

3.41 - Guards! To me! 30.04.2024

Still at the mercy of her beast, Doris hid in a closet and berated Evangeline, who decided it was best to wait for Doris’s compulsions to wear off and search the recreation centre in the meantime. Back at the Malkavian headquarters, Val contended with her own beast. Everett tried to placate her, but when Val moved to attack Sam Buttwise, Everett stepped in and found himself pushed through a wall b...

3.40 - Investigative Compulsions 23.04.2024

While Val and Everett continued their investigation at the Malkavian headquarters, Doris and Evangeline debated how to get the clan leaders on their side as they returned to the recreation centre in search of evidence that might have been missed. When inside, Doris’s beast was consumed with paranoia and she sought refuge at the bottom of the corpse pile, where she followed a vision to retrieve a m...

3.39 - The Perfect Place to Hide 16.04.2024

The coterie decided to divide and conquer. While Doris and Evangeline made their way back to the recreation centre to gather more evidence, Val and Everett investigated the Malkavian headquarters. Val was stuck with new clan leader Sam Buttwise and was forced to apologize to him for having unlawfully detained him. Everett, meanwhile, searched Horatio’s office and quarters, and when Val finally rej...

3.38 - Crown and Cape 05.03.2024

Under orders from the Prince to expose one of the clan leaders as Lilith, the coterie ran out of alternatives, and Everett reluctantly executed the least impactful option: Fabienne Lacroix. Doris and Evangeline then left to get fresh eyes on the grim scene at the recreation centre, and Val and the sheriff arrived at the Malkavian to gather more intel about the Right Hand’s activities. But can they...

3.37 - Man or Monster 27.02.2024

Outside, Doris faced the reporters, fell into a hunger compulsion, and fed off of Hubert Charles, all of which was captured on video and posted, before fleeing to her attic. Evangeline tried to get Vinlynn Von Kindred on side, Everett finally headed to the hospital to heal his wounds, and Val discussed the drawbacks of becoming a vampire with a suspiciously curious Teddy. How will the coterie rega...

3.36 - Return to the Box 20.02.2024

With Lilith’s Right Hand at large, the coterie deliberated their next steps. Doris relayed the prophesied danger surrounding the Val Miller Family Protection Building, Val confirmed that the building’s security measures were intact, Evangeline remained afraid and uncertain of how to best protect everyone, and Everett consulted with Barty about whether diablerizing the Right Hand would be a viable...

3.35 - Blood Magic is Real 13.02.2024

Despite the coterie’s desperate efforts, the Right Hand escaped. Val and Evangeline lost his trail in a parking lot and realized he’d disappeared further into town, Doris tasted his spilt blood and confirmed that he had diablerized other elder vampires, the highest crime, and Everett was berated by the Prince, who decided—without evidence—that Lilith must be disguised as another clan leader. Does...

3.34 - Investigation or Murder 06.02.2024

As the Right Hand began to address the crowd, Everett declared him under arrest as Val cuffed him. Immediately, the Right Hand commanded his Chosen to kill the town, as the bodyguards released grenades of silver nitrate and vanished. Everett tackled a grenade, Evangeline set Good Boy upon their invisible foes, and Doris tried, but could not mesmerize someone as evil as the Right Hand, and he broke...

3.33 - Long Live the Night 30.01.2024

Though Doris was perplexed by her tarot readings, the coterie decided to use the press conference at The Pyramid HQ to publicly test the false Horatio’s blood and reveal him as the Right Hand of Lilith. Val strong-armed her way past bodyguards and led them inside, Evangeline worked with Good Boy to sense silver near the stage, and Everett identified the Right Hand and his possible remaining chosen...

3.32 - Origins: Everett - Vampire Hunter 23.01.2024

Before he was the sheriff of New Haven, even before he was embraced, Detective Everett Fry was tasked with resolving a straightforward death in his hometown of Drinkwater, Texas. But with mayoral candidates now turning up drained of blood, Everett has found himself unwittingly swept up into a larger conspiracy, with only the help of fresh-faced officer Nicholas Pike, persistent local reporter Eliz...

3.31 - Origins: Everett - Training Day 16.01.2024

The coterie is poised to publicly confront the imposter Horatio Sundrop and expose him for who he really is. As they push through the crowd toward the stage, Everett, however, finds himself drifting into a memory…. Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamstra). E...

3.30 - Uninvited Guests 02.01.2024

After realizing that Horatio Sundrop was actually the Right Hand of Lilith in disguise, Doris implored them to destroy both him and Lucius Balefire with her Staff of Dissolution, Everett questioned the risks of facing two elders, but Val pointed out that they could defeat them with enough preparation. If the coterie can prove that Horatio isn’t himself live at the Pyramid’s press conference, they...

3.29 - The Element of Surprise 26.12.2023

Everett and Val were staggered to find the small swimming pool room filled with a hundred corpses in various states of decay, along with one table, one chair, but two glasses. When the coterie regrouped, together with the other evidence that Doris and Evangeline had put together, they finally realized that the two glasses were for the Right Hand of Lilith, flesh-crafted to look like Horatio and hi...

3.28 - Under the Skin 19.12.2023

The coterie investigated the recreation centre as the possible ritual site of the cult of Lilith. Doris saw in her mind’s eye the disturbing and violent rituals that had recently been performed within and deduced that Horatio Sundrop might be the Right Hand, Val warned the sheriff against implicating Horatio without hard evidence, and Everett sent Evangeline away before she could witness a gruesom...

3.27 - Puzzle Pieces 12.12.2023

Following the demise of the cultist during interrogation, Val and Evangeline stepped out to clear their heads. Doris sought out Michael Arden’s expertise, and—in a surprise connection with Ben’s spirit—they learned that Ben’s sire must be very powerful and were led to the ritual site, a dilapidated community recreation centre that Everett heard had frightened even the Loyalists. What grisly scene...

3.26 - Talking to Ghosts 05.12.2023

After the coterie’s captive was given an IV drip to heal, and Everett’s interrogation failed, Doris mesmerized him into confessing that he had been embraced by the Children of Lilith, but did not know their plan. Evangeline discovered that the new kindred were likely addicts, and as Val staked him again to pause their questioning, they immediately realized that he had resisted healing, such was hi...

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