Can You Don't?

There are so many useless options on appliances around your home! And the more you think about it, the crazier it gets! Let's talk about that, Bryan almost dying in a motorcycle accident, getting literally shot at while drunk the woods, a pillow fight that ended in a broken laptop, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This i...

What would you do if you came back inside only to find a stranger pointing a gun at you and forcing you to make a sandwich? Let's talk about that, how boring flying has become for whatever reason, an Uber driver who can't stop saving people from fires, what the heck is a Double Dutch Rudder, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LI...

Everybody remembers that one guy who brought his leaf blower to the movie theatre, right? No? Let's talk about that, squishing cheese out of your shoes, maybe the best Nickelback song of all time, the future of augmented reality glasses, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. I...

Have you ever had a neighbor trap your pet and then proceed to have it completely relocated to a different city? Let's talk about that, punching a hole through your grandpa's computer, a massive brawl at a funeral, having to jerk off before eating anything ever again, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest...

Holy heck! We just had one of the most insane three weeks of our lives! Joe hit the self-destruction button and landed himself in the ER, and Bryan's dad unexpectedly passed away. It's been a lot to tackle so apologies for disappearing for the last three weeks. But we're back! Let's talk about all of this and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patr...

Well, the bummer news from last week's show gets a lot heavier... but just like last week, it quickly becomes a shit show because laughing always helps during tough times! Let's talk about that, having litter boxes in schools, accidentally buying your old roller skates from decades ago, looking up porn in the computer lab, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The...

We touch on a heavy topic in today's episode... but of course end up turning it into an absolute shit show because laughter cures all. Let's talk about that, repeatedly ignoring your delivery driver's calls, some super sexy ashtrays, how many cats it would take to defeat a t-rex, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is...

If you walked up to a trashcan to throw something away and it sexually moaned at you, would you be more inclined to dispose of waste correctly moving forward? Let's talk about that, how much Bryan loves dolphins, accidentally tossing your baby into a ceiling fan, a shower curtain that has pockets for all your electronic devices, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** PLEASE RATE AND RE...

How long could you last in a relationship if your partner had a super bizarre kink you weren't into? Let's talk about that, not knowing that horses existed in other parts of the world, the messed up stuff fast food workers can do to your food, have French fries whenever you want, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO...

Do you remember how hard it used to be to look up porn? You had to be so damn sneaky! Let's talk about that, an Etsy store that spawns high quality nightmares, living life with a dong attached to your forearm, destroying Earth with the push of a button, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KN...

Can you imagine going into a courtroom to present evidence and accidentally blowing the entire place up? Let's talk about that, taking the high road by murdering your family, hanging dirty clothes on the TV, keeping a promise, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW *** New Episodes every W...

Have you ever had the pleasure of accidentally swinging open a bathroom door while poop is pouring all over the floor? Let's talk about that, a giant waste of money finding out what a 3,000 year old mummy sounds like, using the emergency escape slide on a plane, fighting over Netflix, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS Y...

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots. *** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST...