Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

In this final episode of the year, we are jingling all the way into the holidays! We kick things off with the first ever prestigious Nunu Nana Awards, celebrating the best (and worst) of 2024 with our NuNu NaNamonees. A man gets stuck in a chimney, people are paying over $250 to see Interstellar in IMAX, plus we are sharing our thoughts on holiday work parties (spoiler: one of the counselors hates...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper lovesick in forbidden love, a confession from a camper who just wanted the bathroom door shut, a a mystery that gives Knives Out a run for its money. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc. Go to ZocDoc.com/camp to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Check out our w...

This week, we packed our bags and headed to the Windy City for a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we visited his hometown, Crystal Lake, IL. Along the way, we participated in the Supermaket Sweep at the Aldi Holiday Party!! STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. For exclusive holiday deals go t...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about bad takeout chicken (and an even worse hookup), twins that hate each other, and a mommy/baby yoga class that take a Shady Birch turn. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Factor. Head to FactorMeals.com/50camp and get 50% off PLUS free shipping by using code 50camp This episode is also sponsor...

Grab your Amex and PacSun Bucks, campers! We are talking all things Mall of America today! From nostalgic mall memories to trying every free sample in the food court, and getting sick on the indoor roller coaster, it’s a mall-themed adventure you won’t want to miss. Grab a pretzel and meet us by the fountain Sammich can drive us to the mall if your mom can pick us up. Disclaimer: The Camp Counselo...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in a bank lobby boxing match, a shot-ski that sent the night downhill, and a shocking story that came form the attic. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammic...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a Magic Mike misunderstanding, a bridesmaid's revenge tan, and an Amish curse with a distasteful ending. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Go to UncommonGoods.com/camp to get 15% off your next gift! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, co...

We are back from tour and ready to talk all about it! We are so grateful for all of you campers who showed up to the Strip Mall Tease Tour.  STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join ou r PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Go to uncommongoods.com/camp and get 15% off!  This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/cam...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who wants to breakup with her roommate, a camper who was born without the sense of smell, and a girl who received a chilling LinkedIn DM from her professor. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: S...

It's MEATBALL DAY! In this episode of Camp Counselors, we’re joined by two legends from Jersey Shore , Snooki and Deena! They spill all the tea on the latest Jersey Shore Family Vacation drama, tell us about their unforgettable pizza-making adventures in Italy, and our last messy meatball day together. Be sure to listen to The Meatball Pod wherever you get your podcasts! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join o...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a truly nasty confession involving a glow stick, a concert ticket that tore a friendship apart, and a camper who lost a fight against an airport escalator. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Go to greenchef.com/camp50 and USE CODE camp50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off yo...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about food poisoning, the great Orange Juice Debate, Zenon The Girl of the 21st Centruy, and so much more. Batteries not included. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Head to uncommongoods.com/camp to get 15% off your gift! This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp   Works C...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about how Apple Airpods broke a camper's heart and then saved her from years of wasting her time, a confession from a high school gym teacher with a stinky secret, and an international trip that caused a contagious commotion. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about Zachariah's time in Punta Cana, Jonathan's wedding trip to Myrtle Beach, Beethoven, another TikTok Shop scam, and so much more! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Head to uncommongoods.com/camp to get 15% off your gift! Works Cited: ➜ Claire Rush. “It’s Almost Halloween. That Means It’s Time...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hookup but the family gets involved, a series of scandalous events occurring at the police station, and a tale that is truly vom dot com. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Pl...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this spooktacular Halloween episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the ghoulies who deserve better this spooky season, a gang of raccoons, the Babadook working at Sweetgreen, and so much more! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Works Cited: ➜ Kyle Melnick. “Joshua the Goat Escapes, Medals in Canadian Town’s Half Marathon.” The Washington Post, The Washington Post...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a boyfriend who loves to shop on the black market, a nightmare under the golden arches, and a cheeky camper with her dumptruck on display at Walgreens. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlis...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about non-negotiables in our dream home, mouth tape, Zachariah's troubling times before a doctor's visit, Maggie Rogers, and so much more. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Go to MeUndies.com/counselors for 20% off, plus free shipping. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp t...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's terrible mother-in-law, a tale of a missing cat with a twist you will NOT see coming, and a terribly gassy sleep study. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sam...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about visiting the Pez factory, Calvin Klein's ex boyfriend, moth balls, Avril Lavigne being a rock chick, and so much more. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp to get 10% off your first month. Works Cited: ➜ Steve Hartman. “Man Thought about Scaling Back Halloween Display unti...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who led a fantastical life of smoke and mirrors online, a camper caught in a poultry predicament, an absurd story of a camper taking a pill at a mall, and a college student who found themselves in a root beer ruckus. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Factor. Go to FactorMeals.com/c...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the FX premiere with Mama Kelce, a gassy Nobel prize winner, an Airbnb that requires you to work while you stay, the art of tamborine, and so much more. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Works Cited: ➜ Issy Ronald. “Scientists Who Discovered Mammals Can Breathe through Their Anuses Receive Ig Nobel Prize.” CNN Science, Cable News Netwo...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper dealing with a screamer, a date with a major celebrity's son, a videographer at a funeral, and a bounce house story that will have you wanting to bounce off the face of the Earth. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about our time meeting the Golden Bachelorette Joan Vassos, embarrassing themselves at high tea, sticky toffee pudding, and so much more! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Works Cited: ➜ Yvonne Juris. “Lego Stuck in Arizona Resident’s Nose for 26 Years Finally Dislodged: ‘I Can Smell Colors Now.’” New York Post, 19 Sept. 2024. ➜ Molly Magenn...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hot bride who was vindicated at her own wedding, a sticky situation with a wax lady, a surprise Tuna Reviewna that went terribly wrong, and a Nerfgun that caused $200,000 in damages and a lifetime supply of trauma for one camper. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for ad...