Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice to strengthen his high school club community, a haunting tale of a mysterious summer camp bunkmate who vanished, and a ghost caught on a baby monitor. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stori...

This week we are yapping about Zachariah’s TikTok summit trip to LA, dioramas, teddy bears made out of cigarettes, an unlicensed dentist running a full-blown dental practice out of her basement, bouquet tosses, and more! Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to PrettyLitter.com/camp to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy! (...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about an intense situation that leaves a bed & breakfast busted, a confession about a school field trip gone wet and wild, and a camper taking the hot mess espresso down the yellow brick road. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip...

Grab your credit cards and act now—this deal won’t last forever! This week, we’re taking a nostalgic deep dive into the golden era of infomercials. From the Magic Bullet’s chaotic breakfast parties to Cindy Crawford’s Meaningful Beauty, we’re reliving the most iconic TV sales pitches of all time. We also discuss the wonders of Wen Shampoo, the absolutely disgusting Ped Egg, the Topsy Turvy tomato...

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In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper in need of advice for some beyond annoying workplace management situation, a camper who found her personal nightmare on the open waters, and a camper with hot lacross player fever (literally). WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice,...

This week, we’re joined by the hilariously haunted Roz Hernandez for a supernatural good time! We chat all things ghosts, gay cruises, bad communicators, Judy Garland, and more! Plus, Roz weighs in on the ever-divisive screentime discourse.  Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  ➜ This episode...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on some juicy office gossip, a confession from a camper who woke up hungover after a work party only to find a slue of scary text messages that helped her put the pieces of the night together, and camper whose attempt at a party exit couldn't have gone any worse. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CON...

Campers, gather ‘round—we’ve unearthed a true relic! While digging around Camp Shady Birch, we stumbled upon a long-lost time capsule: a cassette tape buried inside a shoebox. And what was on it? This very episode (original air date: June 28, 2023) Take a trip back in time with us as we revisit our thoughts on childhood Field Days (and those infamous participation awards), Zachariah’s Cruel Intent...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with a flame reigniting with a toxic man from the past, a famous guacamole recipe that served as a last hope to impress a mother-in-law, and 2 campers helpless in an off-the-books excursion in the Dominican Republic sugar cane fields. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and s...

Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  ➜ This episode is sponsored by Boll & Branch. ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. ➜ This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. ➜ This episode is spon sored by Zoc Doc. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, conf...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper looking for resolution after a friendship blowout, a make out session featuring a yellow Twizzler, and a camper who really knows how to turn heads while running her errands. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, a...

Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  ➜ This episode is sponsored by Liquid IV. ➜ This episode is spon sored by Thrive Market. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sources: ➜ ➜ Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist S...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who found a love letter from her brother’s girlfriend that had an unexpected twist, a camper who is truly experienced a nu-nu na-na nightmare, and a real scary story including a ski trip and a terrifying visitor on a couples retreat. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and su...

In this episode, we are joined by the iconic comedian Liza Treyger! We are talking about how she was fired as a camp counselor, unhappy hours in NYC, Spice Girls, and so much more! Check out Night Owl: Liza Treyger now on Netflix! Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  ➜ This episode is sponsor...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a a camper confessing her perfect petty revenge after leaving a note on someone's car, a dirty dog of a manager, and a camper who puked up wine and left. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! This episo...

In this episode, we celebrate Zachariah's last podcast episode in his 20s as he shares the 29 biggest lessons he has learned in 29 years. We also are running our mouths about cryopreservation, Walt Disney's frozen head, Albert Einstein being silly and relatable, Heidi Montag, and so much more.  Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's evil but successful revenge at the office holiday party, a Powder Puff West Side Story with a STIINKY twist, and a camper running a messy intimate backyard wedding for strangers. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confess...

Grab your passports because we are leaving camp and going international! We're trading in the birch for a maple, pounding poutine, and trekking through the snow of Toronto. In this episode, we are talking about our time in CANADA!  Get Merch on Jan 12, 2025: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  ➜ This e...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper in need of an activity with her awkward friends, a messy confession involving nature's litter box (the beach), and a scary story about a broken vase that spilled the truth. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Factor Meals. Go to FactorMeals.com/camp50off and use code c...

In this episode, we are talking about Counselor Jonathan's visit to the DMV, Steven Tyler's toes, men committing insurance fraud in a bear suit, Camp Counselors emojis, finstas, and so much more!  Get Merch on Jan 12, 2025: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariah Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  ➜ This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Ge...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's dating app family affair, an edible experience that was an absolute mess, and a bartender’s freaky encounter with a paddle, some feathers, a leash, and a shocking twist. WE HAVE MERCH! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach yo...

Campers! WE HAVE MERCH! After 116 weeks at Camp Shady Birch, we finally stocked the camp gift shop with merchandise! Sammich will be available to take all of your preorders for our first 2 items on Sunday January 12, 2025! In addition to our merch launch we are recapping our holiday break, Spy Kids, Stuart Little, why cardboard boxes are dangerous, and so much more.  Get Merch on Jan 12, 2025: cam...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper whose job interview went totally off-leash, a supe juicy warning letter from a scorned woman of fiance's past, and a good family deed that takes a horrifying twist. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc. Go to ZocDoc.com/camp to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today....