Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Thank you for 200 incredible episodes. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to REVOLVE.com/CAMP to shop and use code CAMP for 15% off your entire order! ➜ Get your business going with Shopify! Sign up for your free trial today at Shopify.com/camp Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Sec...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who was woken up by their neighbor’s illegal housemate, a woman's new life in a new town that became a low budget crime thriller, and the story of a camper who ended their crush with a crash. Trail Mix 149 was mixed and edited by Jonathan Carson. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit yo...

Hey campers. This is a different one. This has been such a hard decision but we need to talk. Episode 199 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playli...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who learned Buffalo Wild Wings is not foreplay-friendly, one woman who learned the price you pay to be a cool mom, and the tale of one camper who let jealousy fire up in the kiln room. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror...

Ciara is BACK! This week, she joins us on a crash-course in neighborhood trash-can etiquette. We're comparing and contrasting two back-to-back funerals... which one will be the winner?! And so much more. Theres a squirrel in an air filter.. its yeah a lot. Episode 198 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Episode 198 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevi...

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper’s love affair with a punching bag, a woman who fought her wetsuit while a shark circled below, and one woman who learned that no good deed went unpunished. Trail Mix 147 was mixed and edited by Jonathan Carson. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossi...

This week break down why the entire tap dance community has turned against us. Plus, we dive into a bizarre mystery about a floating island disappearing in Canada, a doctor waking up with a bat in her mouth, a scary road rage encounter that followed Counselor Jonathan, and whether the soul patch is finally making a comeback. Episode 197 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Bett...

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who might uproot her life to Japan for her man in the Navy, a Ukrainian queen of the night club, and the tale of a ghost nurse in the most terrifying lunch shift in 1986. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Spons...

In this episode of the Camp Counselors Podcast, we spiral into wedding planning panic mode after a major curveball changes everything! We get real about the highs and lows of planning our big day. Then, we share a heartfelt tribute to the late, great Dolly Parton, discussing her incredible legacy of philanthropy and the sparkle she brought to the world. Plus so much more. Episode 196 of Camp Couns...

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Listen on Spotify here or Listen online here! Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Pol...

We are talking toe socks, virtual tap dance lessons, Abby Lee Miller, a Little Debbie Bandit, and so much more. Episode 195 was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance. Works Cited: ➜ Brink, Phil. “Police: Little Debbie Sna...

In this episode throwback replay of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper seeking advice on how to survive a summer vacation with bullies, a vampire wedding photo shoot, a camper who was on an iconic televised game show, and a spooky AirBNB tale that might ignite some fear. (Original Air Date: Jun 10, 2024) Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and...

This week at Camp Shady Birch, we’re recapping Hilary Duff’s Lucky Me Tour. Then we are investigating a mysterious church fire the night before a Utah wedding. We also get into a daddy running a record-breaking mile while pushing a stroller. Go daddy, go! Then we rant about razor burn, Zachariah's rolled ankle, and so much more. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT?...

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a scary Little Cesars encounter, a coworker who is VERY close with her sibling, and surviving a category four hurricane on vodka and juice boxes. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Listen on Spotify here or L...

This week we are talking all things edging! Our lawn, our garden, and then some!! Then we’re unwrapping the undercooked chicken amusement park filled with roller coaster grills and a Kia dealership caught taking parts from a customer’s car. OMG can you believe? Plus so much more, obvi. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! W...

In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who tried to out-lie a liar and lost, a girl who stole an iPod and was immediately hit by karma, and a camper who got into one messy car and entered a full-day horror movie. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Ca...

BIG NEWS! Zachariah was cast in Keke Palmer's new Audible original series and he is breaking it all down! The British accent he had 10 minutes to figure out, recording in the LA studio, and getting to film WITH Keke Palmer for the micro drama THE DAY AFTER getting engaged. We also get into a Florida restaurant that accepts live pythons as payment for pizza, the eBay cyberstalking case that just se...

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a camper who thought she was going to Texas Roadhouse and accidentally joined a crime caravan, a camper who fumbled the FIFA bag for a loser ex, and the tale of one camper who bought garden decor and accidentally sent her husband to the emergency room. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquirie...

Summer is almost over! In this episode we're covering our end-of-summer bucket lists, duh. Then we cover Goldie the lil firefighting goat, Jonathan caught strays in the Lowe's parking lot, and so much more. This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Works Cited: ➜ Murray, Joan. “‘...

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a camper who thought she was going to Texas Roadhouse and accidentally joined a crime caravan, a camper who fumbled the FIFA bag for a loser ex, and the tale of one camper who bought garden decor and accidentally sent her husband to the emergency room. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquirie...

This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com ! Works Cited: ➜ ➜ Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art1...

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a camper who stole a birthday sash and got cursed by a boho fairy, a camper trapped in her boyfriend’s house, and the tale of one camper who became the lead character in a Myspace urban legend. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories...

We’re talking Shark Week, Jaws, cushioned toilet seats, and Jonathan's SHOCKING discovery hidden inside a bowl of garlic butter mussels. We also get into Dolly Parton’s new Broadway musical, the Dolly-to-Buffy the Vampire Slayer pipeline (obvi), California returning Blues Beach to Indigenous tribes, overheated iPhones AND SO MUCH MORE! This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS C...

In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a Jahova’s Witness caught with sticky contraband, an uninvited carpool passenger on the way to work, and the tale of a camper who survived leg day, but lost it all to Jersey Mike’s. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs...

What does a heat rash, a speeding ticket, and a banana shaped car all have in common? They are all in this episode, duh! We're also unpacking a teen Elvis tribute competition, Connecticut’s identity crisis, TikTok pearl parties (allegedly) scamming people, the Wheel of Fortune's shady social media manager, and so much more! This episode was edited and mixed by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join...