Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the stolen wigs from Disney on Ice, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Ruffles chips, and so much more! Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON !  This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by TaskRabbit. To get 15% off your first task, go to TaskRabbit.com and use promo code camp Works Cited: ➜ John Hayes. “‘I Didn’t Know’: OKC Woman Ends up...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper egging her boss's house, a summer camp revenge story, a laxative that caused quite the commotion, and a truly scary story that ends with one person in jail and another six feet under. This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by MeUndies. Visit https://MeUndies.com/counselors to get 20% off your first purchase! T...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about their trip to King Richard's Renaissance Faire, throwing pufflings off cliffs, Fergie, and so much more! Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors This episode is sponsored by Factor. Go to FactorMeals.com/camp50 and use code camp50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. Works Cited: ➜ Anastasia Markela Dana. “Woman Set Fi...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about lunch al fresco with some uninvited guests, a camper who was destined for reality tv, a young camper who got in trouble at school because of us, and the sh*ttiest blind date story you've ever heard. This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month!...

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about our Fall Reset, Sabrina Carpenter, lazy content creators, and so much more! Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Works Cited: ➜ Paige Barnes. “Controversy Grows after Out-of-State Entry Wins Kentucky State Fair Cake Competition.” WKRC, Accessed 3 Sept. 2024. ➜ Molly Farrar. “7-Eleven in New Hampshire Annoys Neighbors with 24-Hour Opera...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a coffee shop incident with full body flavor, a friend who was used only for her snacks, a Hershey Park incident that much like the SooperDooperLooper coaster had an unexpected turn, and a truly scary truly campy tale.  This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% o...

In this very important episode, the counselors recap a recent trip to Provincetown, a gay flamingo couple, a pizza scam, and so much more. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Works Cited: ➜ Ian Helms. “Gay Flamingo Couple Curtis and Arthur Hatch Chick at Paignton Zoo.” LGBTQ Nation, LGBTQ Nation, 17 Aug. 2024. ➜ Rachel Pannett. “Famous Gay Penguin Dies in Sydney, Partner Sings Tribute.” Wash...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a wedding spy, a tale of deep dish revenge, a sextape mishap, and a sultry serenade with an explosive end. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Pl...

WE MADE IT TO TRIPLE DIGITS CAMPERS! Happy 100 episodes campers. We literally could not have made it this far without you. This episode is sponsored by TaskRabbit. Get 15% off your first task when you go to https://taskrabbit.com or download the TaskRabbit app and use promo code camp This episode is sponsored by Liquid I.V. Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://liquidi...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper with an international wedding invitation that's causing trouble in paradise, a wedding venue employee who saw more than he bargained for, a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader with a plot for revenge, and a trip to Bali that took a messy turn. This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. To get 20% off plus a free cat toy, go...

99 entire weeks at camp! In this episode, The Counselors discuss their plans for retirement when they are at the ripe, brittle age of 99. Works Cited: ➜ Ashleigh Gray. “Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Are Back! Iconic Duo Reunite to Film The Simple Life Reboot at Sonic Drive-In... 17 Years after Original Series Ended.” Daily Mail Online, Associated Newspapers, 6 Aug. 2024. ➜ Kier Junos. “Translink...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a pair of bleu suede boots heard 'round the school, a camper in need of dating app reconstruction, a nightmare trip to the nail salon that will make you sweat, and an affirmative message from the great beyond. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month. This episo...

In this episode, The Counselors discuss their crazy week from river floating in New Hampshire, Zachariah's live Boston shows, and a raccoon that attacked Counselor Jonathan. Like actually. Works Cited: ➜ Daniel J. Rowe, “Family Rents Quebec Pool without Homeowner’s Consent.” CTV News Montreal, 29 July 2024. ➜ Carolyn Johnson and Christine Roher. “Crooks Post Santa Barbara Man’s Backyard Pool for R...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about an intense experience at gym teacher boot camp, an un-cut-slip-up, an energy drink ambulance ride, and a horse stable horror story that is NOT for the weak of heart. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/CAMP today to get 10% off your first month. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your...

In this episode, The Counselors learn about the LIES that big Hello Kitty have been spreading, a friendly orange lobster with big dreams, poodle skirts, and being trapped in the Tampa airport. Works Cited: ➜ Charlie Sawyer. “The Internet Just Found out That Hello Kitty Isn’t a Cat, and They’re Not Coping Well.” SCREENSHOT Media, SCREENSHOT Media, 22 July 2024. ➜ Amy Beth Hanson. “Meet Crush, the R...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who witnesses a dirty little secret unveil on the streets of Italy, a reminder to always log off of instant messenger on the family computer, a Kool-Aid mustache gone wrong, and 2 ex boyfriends with extended sentences behind bars. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, con...

You asked for her, and now you regret it. In this episode we are joined by Counselor Zachariah's best friend, prom date, twin flame, and sister in song; Ciara! From geriatric vitamins to Five Below grand openings, we get into it all. This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. For 20% off your first order go to PrettyLitter.com/CAMP and use code: camp  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go t...

This episode is sponsored by Liquid I.V. Go to liquidiv.com/CAMP to get 20% off your first order. This episode is sponsored by AG1. Go to drinkAG1.com/camp and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 and 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com C...

Coastal Counselor Era is in FULL EFFECT! Affect? I don't know. Either way, we are so excited to be broadcasting this episode to you from our New England abode.  This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Head to meundies.com/counselors for 20% off, plus free shipping! Works Cited: ➜ Sydney Boyo. “Fecal Fiasco: Manure Truck Rolls Over, Spills on Pomfret’s Neighborhood Homes, Cars.” NBC Connecticut, NBC...

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J Camp...

In this episode, the counselors are dreaming of cross-country road trips, chatting about walking wombats in Tasmania, rewriting historic figures as gay icons, and so much more! Works Cited: ➜ Kate Irwin. “This ‘emotion-Canceling’ Ai Alters Angry Voices for Call Center Staff.” PC MAG, 19 June 2024. ➜ Anna Lamche. “Tasmania Entices Tourists with ‘odd Jobs’ Offer.” BBC News, BBC, 19 June 2024. Check...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a collision while running for Claire's at the mall, a hot dog that got a camper banned form the ballpark, a homecoming proposal mishap, and more!  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy goss...

In this episode, the counselors recap their time at the Lana Del Rey Fenway Concert, Zachariah's live shows, major drama in the hot dog eating contest world, and so much more! This episode is sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to PrettyLitter.com/camp and use code camp to save 20% on your first order and get a FREE cat toy! Works Cited: ➜ Cedar Attanasio. “Dog Fight! Joey Chestnut ‘gutted’ to Be out o...

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about sneaking into a locked community pool, a wardrobe malfunction on the lake, a scorpion attack, and more! This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by Athletic Greens. Go to DrinkAG1.com/CAMP today! Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcoun...

In this episode, the counselors rare joined by honorary counselor Erin Gilfoy! They discuss everything from Vine, to barf bags, and riding in DJ Kahlid's Uber! Works Cited: ➜ Pat Foran. “Ontario Man Can’t Collect Lottery Prize after He Forgets Where He Bought Ticket.” CTV News Toronto, 13 June 2024. ➜ Hilary Hanson. “Lost Donkey Seen Living with Elk Herd 5 Years Later: ‘Living His Best Life.’” Huf...