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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead This week, I finally talk about one of my fav movies, the start of my boner for Josh Charles, and why I check in on Christina Applegate every now and again. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Black. White. Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: this show contains a lot of the n-word. Like, the actual word. Hard "er," too. And no, you still can't say it. This week, Kara Berry (@KaraBTweets) joins me to fix race relations, question Ice Cube's sanity, and finally talk about Bruno. This episode was sponsored by Naudia (@nitsnaoria). If you want to commission an episode, send me a pitch eithe...

How to Fix a Drug Scandal This week, Stas (@AnastasiaMoore) was good enough to come on the pod after watching 4 hrs of a documentary so we can talk about the war on drugs, how to smoke crack at work, and whether a bald white man from Boston is scary or hot. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 12 Let's wrap up Rock of Love and Season 9 of Bye Pumkin with a reunion! Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

content warning: child abuse, infant death, miscarriage This week, I don't have a voice! So here's a republished episode from over on the Patreon. In it, we take a little break from our normal dark sided topics and get to know the Derricos, a family on TLC with 14 kids (4 sets of multiples back to back.) Along the way, we'll talk about the ethics of a large family, how 16 people can live in that l...

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 11 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, murder. Skip to 19:17 to avoid it. This week, we finally get Bret's Rock of Love Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 10 This week, we find out who raised these women. And there's someone more annoying than Lacey--her dad, Otis. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Sex and the City, Season 4, Episode 1 content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide Let's take a break from Bret's wig to talk about Carrie's birthday. In this episode, we talk soul mates, sad birthdays, and cake...there's a lot of cake talk in this episode. Thanks to Kayla for sponsoring this episode. If you want to pitch a show to sponsor, you can send a message through Patreon or email...

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Bret and the ladies go to Vegas. Lacey gets drunk, Brandi gets honest, and Heather gets left...a lot. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Bret has some women he either slept with at a gig or hired from Central Casting come be mean to everyone. Sam packs her bag. Lacey cries. Brandi's hair catches on fire. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

Euphoria, Season 2 content warning: graphic drug abuse, sexual assault, sex crimes against a minor, self harm, suicide This week, Princess does a long ass, no notes needed monologue on Euphoria. Thanks to Nicole for sponsoring this episode on Euphoria. If you want to sponsor content on this podcast, email to hello@byepumkin.com or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here ....

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Brandi is a drag king, Mia is on the outs, and everybody hates Lacey. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide This week, Princess is on vacation. So let's revisit the time she talked about Thin with Mathilde. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

Being Bobby Brown, Season 1, Episode 1 Thanks to Alex for commissioning this episode and giving me the opportunity to speak for 2.5 hours on Bobby Brown. In this episode, I'll put some respect on Bobby Brown's name and then immediately take it back off while talking about Whitney, Bobby Christina, and everything else. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twit...

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, the ladies go on a bus ride...in a parking lot. Also, if you want to skip all the tv talk at the beginning, go to 54 minutes into the recording. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Tomlin stops by to talk about Bret's hair, Brandi M's boots, and why Justin Timberlake is such a trigger for Bret. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

My 600LB Life, Season 10, Episode 5 Thanks to Jenn for commission this wild ride. Not only did she commission the show, she threw in an extra $20 for Central Texas Food Bank. So this is a win-win-win situation. Kara and I talk about Lacey Buckingham's multiple non-journeys to weight loss and along the way we discuss dating online, David and Victoria Beckham, and how to not get left at Texas gas st...

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Princess can smell everything, including the fact that Bret is on some real bullshit. Digressions include Rodeo's dreams and Heather's boobs. There's also a very long bit about Pam from Urban Cowboy. I'm sorry. Or you're welcome. I guess it depends on how you feel about that sort of thing. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the...

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 3 content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide As usual, I have no idea what Sonia (@soniamariesays) and I talked about. I remember some Lil Romeo, Prince, a lot of Janet Jackson, limos, Tori Spelling...and a little Rock of Love. It's 3hrs long so make sure you stretch before you get into this one! Note: Just a heads up, I had to rerecord...

content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide Hey, Princess read Porsha Williams' book so you don't have to. You're welcome. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 2 This week, let's talk about Rodeo's horny mom bodybuilder act, Heather being the Queen Pick Me on a show full of women begging to be chosen, and whether Bret Michaels is actually wearing a wig, a weave, or hair plugs. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: sexual assault, suicide Season 9 of Bye Pumkin is here!! Join me as we take a trip down memory lane to hang out with some fun sluts and a man in a wig/doo rag/cowboy hat combo. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here .

The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) content warning: miscarriage, still birth, child death This week, we've got Naudia (@loves_jones90) on to talk about this season of RHOP. The episode is long and I don't remember everything we talked about but I do remember we covered Keke Wyatt and Lisa Raye extensively. Enjoy! Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here. Follow the podcast on Twi...

The Last Days of Left Eye content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, domestic abuse, self-harm, drug abuse, suicide This week, let's be sad about Lisa Left Eye Lopes together. Thanks to Roe for commissioning this episode. If you'd like to commission a bonus episode, send me an email at hello@byepumkinpodcast.com and let's talk. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here. Follow the podca...

Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County content warning: child abuse, child neglect, extreme poverty, homelessness This week, Princess goes back a documentary that chronicles a summer with kids who live in poverty at the steps of Disneyland. Skip to 38:20 to bypass the chitchat in the beginning. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instag...