Bye Pumkin

content warning: sexual abuse, emotional abuse, sexual assault, suicide This week, I want to talk about the second season of The Vow. I give you a basic overview of the docuseries, talk about the stuff they didn't mention, and then tell you why Nancy Salzman definitely deserved to go to prison right alongside Keith Raniere. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast o...

content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse This week, Naudia (@lovejones90) joins us to talk about the time Toni Braxton and her sisters asked Iylana to fix their lives. Really, it was just an excuse for us to talk about Frankie and Neffie, the Clark Sisters, and whoever else is dead now. Also, Naudia explains the Bible to me. Buy merch here . Join the Pat...

content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse This week, David ( from Friends of the Countess and many other things) watched a very bad documentary about the Backstreet Boys to help me make a podcast. We talk about everything the doc didn't, including Lou Pearlman's many crimes, Brian's big dick energy, and how a large group of cishet white men can bring the...

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, it's time to say goodbye to season 11 of Bye Pumkin. Let's do that by watching Natalie yell at her mom and Courtney leave their mom at the door. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Natalie is a victim and I still don't know what the hell is going on with Krista, Courtney, and Doug. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Superstore This episode is a re-run from the Patreon vault. Next week, I'll be back with a new episode. Thanks to whomever sponsored this episode. (I've forgotten but I know I got paid so I'm gonna do it!) Superstore is one of my favorite shows of all time and so I just let the choppa spray for like 2 hours and don't even remember what I said. I hope you enjoy it! If you'd like to sponsor a podcas...

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E6 This week, Kim and Natalie go at it again and Cassie has a nervous breakdown. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Let's take a little break from the Mother Daughter Experiment and try to solve a few problems! Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E5 This week, we get into the grossiest timeline ever with Courtney and Krista. Oh and there are other people there, too. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E4 This week, Natalie goes back the Bad Girls Club, Kim is late to everything, and nobody wants to hear Courtney's details. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E3 content warning: sexual assault, molestation, self harm, suicide, eating disorders This week, let's pretend we all died. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E2 content warning: sexual assault, molestation, self harm, suicide, eating disorders This week, we're joined by Chris Klein impersonator, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff). We get into cool moms, bad moms, and moms that want to fuck your husband. Get into it! Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here...

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E1 This week, it's time to start season 11 of Bye Pumkin! We're talking about Speidi, Natalie Nunn's chin, and whether Courtney Stodden is the Anna Nicole of today's generation. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Intervention--Diana content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug use content note: This is an edited version because I misgendered Courtney Stodden. I didn't mean to do that so I just edited out any mention of them. This week, I'm tired. But let's talk about these party cowboy hats that you put once you start dating the pretty boy of the homeless community. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon...

Ask Me Anything This week, you asked and I answered! Sorry about the sniffles. I have allergies and I've been breathing in paint fumes all day. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 15 and 16 This week, it's just me and you. Let's close out season 10 of Bye Pumkin with back to back tangents about Fred Savage and Marky Mark and maybe a little talk about Vanderpump Rules. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 13 and 14 This week, I have David (@carriagereturn) from The Countess and Friends talking about whether Jax is a time traveling vampire, Stassi's slapping ability, and when to keep on lying until you die. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 11 and 12 This week, I have Mani from Mixing with Mani (@mixingwithmani) to discuss birthday dinners, liar liar lying faces, and totally secret proposals. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10 This week, I have Naudia (@lovejones90) to discuss some Vanderpump Rules but mostly taking detours into Black Ink Crew, College Hill, and other black programming. Special appearance by my 6yo son, Monkey. AKA this family's Jan Brady. AKA my short king because if this kid grows to be over 5ft tall I will be very very shocked. And yes, I'm a hypocrite. I...

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8 This week, Maria (@olivianadineboutique) joins me to talk about eyelashes, holding grudges, and Vegas Scheana. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, we have Carla from There Might Be Cupcakes shooting the shit about how Jax is very good at picking up women, whether or not it's OK to ask two of your employees to give a lap dance to their boss, and how Kristen has become a permanent member of my List of Things That Scare the Shit Out of Me Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here...

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4 This week, we have gotten Kara Berry of Everyone's Business But Mine (EBBMpodcast) through threats and blackmail. Together we discuss the attractiveness of all of the cast, Scheana friendworthy-ness, and whether we believe Tom and Ariana are cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Insta...

This is Us Let's talk about the Pearsons and why they are the worst and why this is my favorite tv to cry to. Thanks to Meaghan for sponsoring this episode! If you want to sponsor a bonus episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com and pitch me! Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 1 and 2 Helloooooooooo, season 10 of Bye Pumkin. We're kicking off this season with Liz Bentley (@bentleyliz2) of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All. Together we reminisce about serving tables, try to breakdown Scheana's munchausen, and explore what to do if someone cheats on you three days after your birthday. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here ....

Captive Audience content warning: graphic talk of child sexual assault, sexual assault, murder This week, let's talk about the recent Hulu documentary on the story that inspired I Know My First Name is Steven. Buy merch here . Join the Patreon here . Email here . Follow the podcast on Instagram here .