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Arguing over air conditioning. Lena Dunham's book is a curse. Arguing with a 19yo trad wife. Consensual voice message. Dr. Kameelah against the internet.

content warning: drug use, infant death This week, Princess thinks Lamar Odom looks like a mild dud, that Rob was smoking crack in Khloe's house, and that Khloe has got to figure out how to stop abandoning herself.

Taylor's version of a wedding. Brooklyn Beckham's very private commercial. Toy Store 5 upsets Mama Bear. Lizzo needs to go home.

My Fair Brady, S1, E8 This week, Princess is having super secondhand embarrassment from all the begging going down in Puerto Rico.

Colin's book. Aloneness Influencer. Beyonce's family vlogging

content warning: sexual abuse, sexual assault, child abuse, graphic medical talk, and suicide. This week, Princess read Lena Dunham's book and now you have to hear about it. Note from Princess: this episode's recording could have been way better. There are a couple of places where I hit the mic and I hate that it's in there but taking it out would be too much work at this point. Sorry! This episod...

BTS tour Nate Bargatze Jennifer Lopez coparenting 90s Kid Summer

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Princess wants to talk about Puerto Rico, string bikinis, and laying on the ground any time you're asked an awkward question.

content warning: eating disorders, body talk --Ariana Grande --Latto vs Cardi B --Decentering smug Europeans

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, Princess is meeting Adrienne's mom.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Princess is going back to Joliet with Chris and Adrienne. (Skip ahead about 30 minutes to get past the Dominique Morgan talk.)

This week, Princess is trying to figure out who kidnapped and murdered those kids at the BurgerChef in 1978. Shout to Ashley for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com This episode was oringially published on 1.29.26 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. 

content warning: sexual abuse, sexual assault, child abuse, intimidate partner violence, mental illness This week, Princess watched the 46-part Youtube documentary on the Nature Boy cult and now you're gonna hear about it.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Princess is trying to figure out why Adrianne can't take a shower by herself.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 3 This week, Princess is talking about sleeping with men who don't like you, negging people you love, and porn couches.

This week, Adrianne and Chris are doing a Valentine's Day redo and Princess is trying to not to rant about the American school system. 

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 1 This week, Princess wants to talk about when Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight were a weird ass couple.

Content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug abuse This week, Princess forgot it was Easter. Instead of recording a new episode on a holiday weekend, she is posting a rerun about Aileen Wuoronos.

This week, Princess fixes cheating friends, emotional meltdowns, and adoption.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Season 4 This week, Princess quits the podcast. Nampande joins her and quits the podcast, too. And there's some talk about these Mormon weirdos, how boring season 4 was, and the meanest, most evil leprechaun to ever get a divorce on tv.

This week, Princess wants to talk about soulmates, MLMs, and the most punchable face on the Internet. Shout out to Theresa for sponsoring this episode. If you want to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com. 

This week, Princess wants to talk about how many more of you bitches are going to jail!

This week, Princess and her gravelly voice talk about Reza, MJ, GG, and their new friends. She gets into how to win against a dead woman, whether someone needs to call CPS on GG, and where the fuck is Reza's baby.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, Princess shuts down season 20 with Rachel and co's meltdowns on Oscar day.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Princess is talking Rachel crying, Rodger's ridiculous hair, and what to do when your uncle dies during Oscar week.