Bye Pumkin

This week, Princess is wrapping up: --Ulta is taking your client --Being a part of this community --Jools' new teeth --Jon Gosselin's revisionist history

This week, Princess is joined by Mani (@mixingwithmani) to discuss the episode where Kim finally admits she doesn't want to be married to that barking dog anymore

This week, Princess is wrapping up:  EJ's attempt to shade Rihanna Trashcan Girl posting her own Ls RHOP's Candiance whacking Giselle when she's down

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 7 This week, Princess if flying solo and wondering what the hell order Disney Plus is putting these episodes in.

content warning: sexual assault This week, Princess is wrapping up: --Something she doesn't want to talk about --How to bully your favorite popstar- -Kody and Robyn's retirement --Riding in coach with the richest woman you know --Lightening striking twice with Gypsy Rose Blanchard

This week, Princess is joined by Chy (@flychy) to discuss Kim's blind items, Kanye's heel turn, and whatever happened to The Old Khloe.

content warning: child abuse, mental illness This week, Princess is trying something new. Patreon subscribers can watch the video content of this episode as she wraps up: --whatever is going on with Milania Giudice --Nikole Hannah-Jones' poor decisions --Taylor Frankie Paul's "exit" from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives --whatever ice coffee did to everybody

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 5 This week, Princess is joined by Nampande to discuss whether Jonathan Cheban is gay. That's the whole episode. Oh and they workshop a script for The Mighty Ducks 4 at the end.

content warning: sexual assault This week, Princess is wrapping up: --KJ Bierman --Mary the Sex Offender --The Safe Black with No Hair

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 4 This week, Princess wants to talk about The Prince of Egypt but instead has to talk about three fake storylines that we could have skipped entirely.

This week, Princess is wrapping up: --Ciara is not using her butt --Fat Joe's black daddy --Aaron Rodgers' sob story --those unleased boyfriends

This week, Princess is wrapping up: --Gloria Steinem --Brittany's restraining order --Raven's racial identity politics --Phaedra & CT

content warning: incest, sexual assault, drug use Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 3 This week, Princess is joined by Sonia (@nochillarybanks) to talk about Kris' lackluster career, Scott revisionist history, and not going full Mackenzie Phillips.

This week, Princess is wrapping up: --the Grim Reaper --Kenya Moore's face --Target's minstrel costume --Leah Remini's new job

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 2 This week, Princess has on Naudia (@irl_internet_girl) to talk about Scott's bender, Kourtney's lack of home training, and what goes down in the BBMs.

content warning: sexual assault This week, Princess is wrapping up: --Hayden Panettiere --KJ Biermann --Drew Afualo --Jordyn Woods

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 1 This week, Princess is joined by THEE Kara Berry (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to dive into Kim's bad marriage, Kourtney's bad ideas, and good ole early-2010s chaos. Season 22 of Bye Pumkin starts right now.

This week, Princess is wrapping up: --How to lose a job in 20 vacation days --It's too early to have school discourse this stupid --When are the PR people for Katseye gonna come back from FMLA????

content warning: sexual assault, sexual coercion, childhood sexual assault, self-harm, eating disorders This week, Princess wishes she didn't watch a very bad documentary about big women and the creep that invited them to his house.

content warning: eating disorders, self harm This week, Princess is wrapping up: --Britni Griner's divorce --Ariana's break --Katseye's shrinking lineup --Perez Hilton's karma

This week, Princess is watching Stassi's new show so that you don't have to.

This week, Princess is wrapping up: --Black Panther casting --bonnet discourse --dating bisexual men --Nara Smith's girl boss era

content warning: child sexual assault This week, Princess is wrapping up: --getting tricked by a 13yo --why you probably need a lab mix from the shelter --how to get uninvited --being quiet on that damn creek.

content warning: sexual assault, child death This week, Princess wants to talk about Lestat's version. 

content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault This week, Princess is wrapping up: --virtue signaling on the left --Kathy Griffin's stunts and show --prayers up for Milania