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The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 1 New season, new show! It's finally time to talk about the Real L Word. In this episode, we'll discuss how women can be fuckboys, introducing your kids to your new girlfriend after four months, and the most boring lesbians in the world. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just...

Kendra on Top, Season 3, Episode 1 Now that we've finished up with The Girls Next Door, it's time to take a little side trip over to Kendra on Top. In this episode, we'll ponder at how this show got so many seasons, Kendra's family dynamics, and how they made an hour episode with 10 minutes worth of footage. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. Yo...

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 14 and 15 And just like that, Season 4 of Bye Pumkin has come to an end. It's time to land this puppy and talk about murder mysteries, continuity errors, and how much Hef hates Kendra. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 12 and 13 Princess wants to talk about something besides what a hellscape we live in. So let's follow Holly, Bridget, and Kendra on their promo trips to NYC and Chicago. We get into the View, Christie Hefner, and the sex talk. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click...

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 10 and 11 I'm back, back, back again. The holiday weekend is over and it's time to get back to work! This week I'm talking about Ghostbusters, Lodi, and which cartoon character Hef reminds me of. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Hey, it's a holiday weekend so I'm not working! But I didn't want to leave you guys hanging so here's a bonus episode from the Patreon archives. It features the incomparable Liz Bentley and we get to chat about drugs, enabling, and weird Vegas rave dance troupes. If you liked this episode, remember that there's bonus content like this on the Bye Pumkin Patreon every week. You can join for as littl...

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 8 and 9 This week, I've got Mona (@kirida) from How About No podcast. We talk about Holly cleaning up dildos, think about what it takes to get waxed on camera, and speculate on Hef's toenails. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 6 and 7 This week, the girls are wearing old, used clothing in one episode and posing naked in another one. I get into the Playboy sorority life, whether the staff likes Kendra, and all the continuity errors they forgot to edit out. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just...

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 4 and 5 This week, we've got company. Sonia from Rewind the Love Podcast came on to dish about sad day trips to Vegas, how Hugh Hefner led to R Kelly, and making the best out of a bad situation. Follow Sonia on Twitter @soniamariesays and listen to her show, Rewind the Love Podcast If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus...

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 2 and 3 In this episode, we get some visiting playmates and a birthday. Princess gets into how a girlfriend gets on the cover of Playboy, Kendra's family dynamics, and why a liver spotted, bald octegenarian gets to decide who's hot and who's not. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1...

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episode 1 Welcome to season four of Bye Pumkin and this season, we're headed to that old, decrepit, piss covered den of sin, the Playboy Mansion. In this first episode, we get to meet Holly, Bridget, and Kendra and Princess talks a lot about what's real and what's not real in the pilot. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus epi...

Growing Up Gotti: 10 Years Later It's the last Growing Up Gotti episode! This week, Princess checks in on the family ten years after the premiere. She gets into what's changed, what's stayed the same, and why she thinks Frankie is giving Rob Kardashian vibes. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here an...

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 11 This week, Princess talks about the season finale of the first season of Growing Up Gotti. In this episode, she gets into camping, getting so angry you can't control your petty, and the time she escaped a killer doll. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and s...

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 10 Princess is back from vacation and doesn't remember how to podcast. But if you're willing to brave this episode, you'll here about how the Gottis think modeling makes you gay, how to dress for a fashion show, and a weird, long story about Princess' granddaddy. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join...

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Princess is getting ready to go on vacation. But before she goes, she gives you another episode of Growing Up Gotti. In this episode she explains some new changes to the Patreon, why she's on Luigi's side in this one, and what kind of psycho you have to be to buy red ventian blinds. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing ou...

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Princess has a celebrity guest: Troy McEady of Dunzo! Podcast . Together they pretend like this is a Whitney Houston podcast before getting down to business. They talk Old Navy couture, early aughts reality tv, and big dick energy. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just clic...

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Princess is up late and loopy. She calls John Gotti a murderer several times, thinks the Gotti boys belong in a zoo, and proclaims Victoria a bad mother and boss. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, Princess reminds you that she is black and can't stop being black. She also talks about dinner parties, beef wellington, and why she thinks Victoria Gotti is a really bad boss. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Princess has to laugh to keep from crying. She talks about event planning, how to be a good assistant and what she would do if someone stole her hair gel. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

<h4>Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 4</h4> This week, Princess recaps the Gottis in Miami. She talks about family vacays, juvenile pranks, and what being connected to the mob really looks like. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

<h4>Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 3</h4> This week, Princess talks you through John getting a tattoo and Victoria pretending to be interested in a model/landscaper. She rambles about gross gendered words, useless pop-up graphics, and who signed this minor's tattoo release form. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a...

<h4>Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 2</h4> This week, Princess continues season three of Bye Pumkin with Growing Up Gotti. She talks parenting tactics, gaudy decor, and how to take away a kid's ATV. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

<h4>Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 1</h4> This week, Princess starts season three of Bye Pumkin with Growing Up Gotti. She talks filthy white outfits, too long hair, and being a mafia princess. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

This week, Princess is doing a bonus episode in between seasons. She gets into eating disorders, crazy exes, and what to do when your mom won't let go of your wisdom teeth. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

This week, Princess is doing a bonus episode where she wraps up season two of Breaking Bonaduce. She talks about Danny's need to be in relationshp, manipulating children, and the difference between when they laugh with versus whith they laugh at you. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you wan...