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My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 1 This week, we follow Kandi and Brandi, 600-lb twins, as they get on Dr. Now's weight loss plan. We'll get into the creepiness of twins, whether it's standard to be powdering your sister's pussy, and whether I should testify at Dr. Now's malpractice lawsuit. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for j...

My 600-LB Life, Season 8, Episode 4 This week, we follow JT, his bad attitude, and his dog, Bella on his weight loss journey. Along the way, we'll get into some lymphedema talk, a banging taco salad, and whether or not JT met his fiancée three days before he started filming.

My 600-lb Life, Season 2, Episode 1 This week we check in with Zsalynn, a model fat person, and her husband, the worst man on My 600LB Life. Digressions include Sex And The City, Marcus Limonis, and This Is Us.

My 600 LB Life Season 8, Episode 2 Listen, I'm writing this days after I recorded the episode. I don't know what this episode is about. I don't know what I said. Hopefully, I didn't say anything too wild. I'll have to wait and see.

My 600 LB Life: Season 6, Episode 7 Season 7 of Bye Pumkin is finally here. Let's kick off this My 600 LB Life journey with Lisa, a woman who can scream, lie, and give you too much information about her sex life. I'll also get into the ground rules of this season, the ethics of Dr. Now, and whether fat people get fucked. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus...

You asked. I answered. Don't expect this to be coherent.

Moving Parts As we gear up for Season 7 of Bye Pumkin, let's take a little detour over to Trixie Mattel's compelling documentary, Moving Parts. In this episode, Princess chops it up about Drag Race Allstars Season 3, layered business partnerships, and her complicated feelings about Trixie Mattel herself.

And just like that, it's time to wrap up season 6 of Bye Pumkin on the Real Housewives of Miami. This week, we get into the reunion of it all, who is still mad, and when to stay in a mama's place. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 13, 14, and 15 Let's go to Bimini! This week, we talk behind people's backs, refuse to look at proof of obvious things, and do shots. Get into it. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Episode Notes Princess is back from her forced vacation. This week, we get into the dinner party from hell, visits from all of the parents, and Elaine's Revenge.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10 This week, it's the aftermath of The Slap. Everyone is taking sides and no on remembers what happened because they were all drunk. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8  This week, we get into the slap of the century, Joe Francis' grossness, and a lot of people fighting in panties. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click  here  and sign up.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, everybody hates Karent, Joanna is cooking (badly), and Princess has bullied Kara Berry (from Everybody's Business But Mine ) onto the show. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click  here  and sign up.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4 This week, Joanna is Dancing with The Gays, Karent is beating Adriana to the tweet, and Princess says you're all grounded. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click  here  and sign up.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episode 2 This week, Mama Else is OK, Adriana is rethinking her "engagement," and Princess wants access to Ana and Rudolpho's phones. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click  here  and sign up.

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episode 1 Welcome to Season 6 of Bye Pumkin. We start this one off with every possible accent in the world, old money meeting new money, and a medical emergency from a seventy something year old woman who should have been at home with her dog. Get into it! If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for ju...

Princess has too many of her own problems to fix so she's distracting herself with ones from the Internet. This is the last show of 2020 so let's go out with a bang. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click  here  and sign up.

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Natalie calls it quits, Whitney gets what she gives, and Princess is reluctantly saying goodbye to The Real L Word. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click  here  and sign up.

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Rose makes amends, fashion week finally arrives for Mikey, and Princess is now in love with Tracey's disrespectful mama. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Whitney straps up, Jill's chandelier falls, and Princess is tired of Tracy's disrespectful mama. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, Jill is wearing a wig, Mikey fucks up, and Princess is trying to meet people where they are. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Rose is covered in strippers, Whitney has fucked everyone in LA, and Princess is off topic A LOT. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Jill and Nikki are haggling, Whitney is juggling women, and Princess is rambling on and on and on. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 3 This week, Princess spends a ridiculous amount of time talking about Step Up, Footloose, and K-Pop documentaries. But she also gets around to talking about the episode, including how to run out on your kids, how Romi's one feathered earring turns her on, and why Tori Spelling isn't the hero you need. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're miss...

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 2 This week, Princess talks about labels, matching chaotic attachment styles with Rose, and why Tracy and Stamie are her favorites. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.