Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined once again by friend of the show, incredibly talented, Chelsea Bytes! Reprising her role as Porscia, although now much crispier after she got blown up by an RPG earlier in the season. Porschia has led the group to the amusement park in search of the Duke’s General. This is no ordinary amusement park. This is a torture nightmare as the guards do...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We have an extra special collaboration for you! Botched: A D&D Podcast and The D20 Syndicate podcast have joined forces! This is an extra special release where the first two episodes will come from Botched, and the last two episodes will come from The D20 Syndicate! For our tale, we have a good ol’ fashioned snatch and grab heist! A classic fantasy settin...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined once again by friend of the show, incredibly talented, Chelsea Bytes! Reprising her role as Porscia, although now much crispier after she got blown up by an RPG earlier in the season. Porscia knows that The Duke is also on the hunt for the cure and has already nabbed a few pieces. That means all pieces of the cure have been procured! The Duke, h...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Due to the group’s quick thinking, they are managing to stay a few steps ahead of the soldiers in that area. However, the noise has brought in a new problem. A monster few have ever seen, and is more of a myth than anything else. The fungal Abomination. A giant rolling ball of bodies fused together with fungus. A roving creature of mouths and eyes, limbs made...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh no, Kevin’s dead. I know everyone is going to be really torn up over that one. Luckily for the group, he died when he did, because he started hearing voices telling him to kill and skin people, so it was probably for the best. On the bright side, they managed to secure the cure and get out of the building before it exploded. However, there is some strange...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is now deep into Colorado University, especially the research facility where the next piece of the cure is residing. Larren is obviously the smartest member of the team, while Kevin is rapidly losing his mind. Larren figured out that there is an underground section of the facility and the group, for the most part, makes their way deeper. On one side...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that Earl is dead and gone, a new party member has entered the game! And they also have a vehicle, conveniently, to get to Colorado. As they arrive in Colorado, it seems things are definitely not quiet. There are corpses everywhere, evidence of a firefight, and some unknown soldiers. The group has to get to the research facility, get in, and get out, whil...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Earl has been bitten, scratched, and pummeled by the fundead. We all know, it’s just a matter of time before he turns. He seems to have gone entirely into self preservation mode, threatening to not even fly the party back home without giving him “the cure.” Now that they’re back in the camp, a panic sets in because Earl knows he has to get his hands on a cure...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has found another piece of the cure! Now, all they need to do is just get back to Patrick and then the helicopter. However, as they are running away they aren’t quite as quiet as they ought to be. Soon they hear the approaching stomp stomp squish of the queen and her two hulking monstrosities. The group must now make a hasty decision. Make a run for...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A new party member! Yay! Larren I’m sure will just love Kevin, River, and Earl. They are just…the best… As we left our adventurers, River was being an idiot and waking up the fundead while they tried to be sneaky. Guess what, he just can’t stop doing it. It’s like they found this guy in a Looney Tunes cartoon.  At least everyone else can pull their weigh...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the obligatory shopping is out of the way, let's get back to our quest! Having landed just outside of Stanford (to avoid the webs), the group immediately spots a young woman with a bunch of fundead chasing her. After recruiting the next generation in cure chasers, they dig under the web and begin to sneak into the University. Patrick, of course, is s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Unsurprisingly, whenever the players begin to make comments about not advancing the plot, you can bet there will be a shopping episode. Was it designed that way? Of course not. The players just love shopping and haggling. They can’t help themselves. Before they set off to Stanford, they need a coyote. Or, someone to show them the safest way in and out. They a...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Charlie has decided to stay behind in Monke Town and bridge the gap between humans and Monkes. The party now must move on without the most overpowered member. Not to mention, River and Kevin really don’t like each other. The group flies west at night, and while they do see some campfires along a ridge, they decide maybe it's best to venture further, towards t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Welcome back Jon Swartz! For those of you who aren’t patrons, you might not recognize Jon, but he’s been on a few one offs both as a player and as a DM. Now he plays a half man half mandrill inhabitant in Monke Town. On top of that, Tristan’s new character, Earl, seems to be one of his weirdest yet because of his odd obsession with what he feeds this monke ma...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Who could have known that the monkeys living in the woods of california were a real thing? Well, they are, and the kind of saved the group from a mutated Sean. However, they have been made indentured servants. The inhabitants of Monke Town  are very distrustful of humanity, having been tortured in labs for years. Now all humans are seen as evil and are e...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that Sean has lost most of his skin and has a bad sunburn, it’s time for the group to get back on the road. They head north, in parallel with the various forests of california. The plan being to get almost east of their destination (Stanford) and then begin heading west. The truck, having been refueled using old gasoline that’s been sitting in a gas stati...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Having narrowly avoided a giant fungal monster, they continue westward towards their goal. While they drive west, they begin to question what is in the fungal dust of River’s bag. After finally arriving in California, they realize that they’re low on fuel. They decide to drive north, and stop at a small gas station. The group gets distracted about as much as...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, at least being stripped of all of his skin hasn’t changed Sean too much. Unless you count his new obsession with pain. That being said, the group manages to get back on the road again. Charlie has remarked numerous times how she would kill someone for a snickers. And somehow, someway, there appears to be a Dollar General out in the middle of nowhere. No...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made a brand new companion. This one, a stoner who specializes in eating fungus. Actually they happen to be a member of the Keepers of the Rot, the same people who made the party play golf and gifted Charlie with the fancy spear. They decide to explore this little burned out town a little further to see if there’s anything worth salvaging. They...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, Phil has a new character..and everyone already hates him. Go figure. That being said, it seems like one of the party members has been infected. That being said, the party isn’t exactly observant so they just keep on heading west. Numerous cities have been bombed into oblivion, leaving what appears to be no survivors and very little left to investigate....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has escaped Houston in a WheyCo truck. One thing is for certain. They are gonna get super swole. I guess the other thing for certain is that Phil will have a new character! This one just happens to be an unusually friendly dad-guy locked in the back of a cannibal’s cage. Speaking of which, the desert seems to have some truck driving canniba...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Looks like Boof bit the dust! One of the longest running characters this season is now dead. Technically only Charlie really knows about the cure at this point. Better hope she doesn’t die or who knows what might happen! Now that the group is back together in one place, it’s time to get out of there. But wait, a walkie left behind details the current plans of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! First things first, you’ll notice that Phil (aka Boof) isn’t around this episode. He unfortunately experienced a pet death, so he took the night off. In the meantime, the group has to deal with what just happened at the end of the previous episode. Boof is fighting for his life, the new guy jumped into another building, Charlie blew up their compatriot, and t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, they put a pig heart into a child’s body. That’s a thing now. However, while I’m sure they remember at some point a man received a heart transplant from a pig, I doubt they remember it was a genetically engineered heart. Details, details. No time to worry about that though! We got a horde of fundead bursting through the doors! However, as they make their...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I am surprised that Feaster has made it this long actually. The group, in the most genuine fashion, immediately leaves without investigating things fully before they get in trouble. However, as luck would have it, they meet two new friends in the parking lot! What are the odds of that? The group will not have too much time for pleasantries, because it seems a...