Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, at least being stripped of all of his skin hasn’t changed Sean too much. Unless you count his new obsession with pain. That being said, the group manages to get back on the road again. Charlie has remarked numerous times how she would kill someone for a snickers. And somehow, someway, there appears to be a Dollar General out in the middle of nowhere. No...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has made a brand new companion. This one, a stoner who specializes in eating fungus. Actually they happen to be a member of the Keepers of the Rot, the same people who made the party play golf and gifted Charlie with the fancy spear. They decide to explore this little burned out town a little further to see if there’s anything worth salvaging. They...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, Phil has a new character..and everyone already hates him. Go figure. That being said, it seems like one of the party members has been infected. That being said, the party isn’t exactly observant so they just keep on heading west. Numerous cities have been bombed into oblivion, leaving what appears to be no survivors and very little left to investigate....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that the group has escaped Houston in a WheyCo truck. One thing is for certain. They are gonna get super swole. I guess the other thing for certain is that Phil will have a new character! This one just happens to be an unusually friendly dad-guy locked in the back of a cannibal’s cage. Speaking of which, the desert seems to have some truck driving canniba...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Looks like Boof bit the dust! One of the longest running characters this season is now dead. Technically only Charlie really knows about the cure at this point. Better hope she doesn’t die or who knows what might happen! Now that the group is back together in one place, it’s time to get out of there. But wait, a walkie left behind details the current plans of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! First things first, you’ll notice that Phil (aka Boof) isn’t around this episode. He unfortunately experienced a pet death, so he took the night off. In the meantime, the group has to deal with what just happened at the end of the previous episode. Boof is fighting for his life, the new guy jumped into another building, Charlie blew up their compatriot, and t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, they put a pig heart into a child’s body. That’s a thing now. However, while I’m sure they remember at some point a man received a heart transplant from a pig, I doubt they remember it was a genetically engineered heart. Details, details. No time to worry about that though! We got a horde of fundead bursting through the doors! However, as they make their...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I am surprised that Feaster has made it this long actually. The group, in the most genuine fashion, immediately leaves without investigating things fully before they get in trouble. However, as luck would have it, they meet two new friends in the parking lot! What are the odds of that? The group will not have too much time for pleasantries, because it seems a...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Apparently, some people think it's a good idea to have a staring contest with roided out giraffes. If you find yourself in a similar situation. Run. Now that the giraffes are out of the pen, the group changes tactics to surviving. Some may find it easier to hide. Some may find it easier to attack. Others may find it easier to come up with completely idiotic p...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Alright, so things may have gotten a little out of hand. Feral pigs ripped some people apart, but at least the gang got out in mostly one piece. However, faced with the chance that Aiden won’t live much longer, they decide to delay their mission, and instead go to the zoo! Surprisingly, the zoo still has a lot of its original exhibits. However, a few animals...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The Duke really seems like someone you don’t want to make angry. Aside from the shooting and the stabbing that is. It’s probably a good thing he doesn’t know the group is after a cure to the fungal zombie outbreak… Meanwhile, Feaster and his horde of murderous pigs is making their way to the hospital. I’m sure that nothing horrible could possibly happen in th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last we left off, the group was jumping out of the way as an RPG was barreling towards their vehicle. Unfortunately, it seems like Porschia did not make it out in time, nor did almost any of the animals. Mike Feaster is pinned down by suppressing fire, soon to be captured or murdered by the Houston Wreckers. But perhaps an unforeseen act of god will save him....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group finally decides it’s time to get back to business and find that potential cure. The group decides that a divide and conquer approach is the best way into the city. Feaster leads the way driving a box truck as if it were a race car. That goes about as well as you might imagine against a group of people with guns. Some amount of people make it into Ho...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! RIP William, we knew you too well. Anywho, now that’s out of the way, the group can get back to finding the cure! Except, they seem to have driven into a trap. As it turns out, Porchia is not dead after all! She has laid a trap for the party, and she’s not alone. She is joined by a small child that she found in the wild, who seems to be quite the damaged indi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! God’s game is apparently golf. However, I don’t recall golf having packs of wild dogs chase you, or getting shot with an arrow if you bogey. I definitely don’t remember the part where if someone gets a hole in one, someone else gets shot. Regardless, the party has to play this game or else they will not receive the antidote to the poison they were given. Asid...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! That poor poor driver. Dissolved and eaten by a fungal monster. However, he did keep wounding Charlie by accident, so I guess that makes it okay? The group now finds themselves surrounded by the Keepers of the Rot. But, running away does not seem to be an option. The cultists have poisoned the party! The only way they will receive the antidote is to play in “...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Not sure why, but this group is really obsessed with having animal companions, regardless of the type of animal. First a possum, then a slug, and now armadillos. Except, they haven’t even caught one of those yet. Instead, they’re being approached by a creepy mold cult. The cult seems to say nothing at all, except their chanting of ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga ch...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by our extra special guest Stephen from Horseshoes and Hand Grenades! He’ll be joining us tonight as the group’s expert driver. After accepting a mission to find a cure to the fungal zompocalypse, the group suits up with a ton of goodies. On top of that, they’re given a vehicle to make the long trip even easier. Not only that, they are given a d...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Faced with the choice between crawling through William’s shit pipe or scoping out a seedy research facility, the group went with espionage. They found some pretty troubling stuff with all the research being done on the infected. However, that would be fairly normal in the post apocalypse. What is not normal is collecting an eyeball slug, putting it in a tube...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It wouldn’t be a season of Botched without a good ol fashioned interrogation. Who knew they could be so violent? However, they can’t really linger on the information they’ve gathered as the town is being invaded by thousands of zombies, including mutations who can lob fungus like a mortar! Based on the information gathered they could easily just escape, but t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The party is back in town and of course they are consumed by the all important question: What’s in the box!? Without knowing exactly who knows, the group must perform their own form of investigation. Knowing our players they of course will not be conducting a standard investigation but one based on torture, trickery, and other forms of tom foolery. What else...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Porchia has fallen into a deep dark hole and her whereabouts are currently unknown. For all we know, she may be dead! However, the group will not have much time to think about it because there is still a large acid fungus spewing monster in their vicinity. The group decides to try and employ a divide and conquer mentality. Now without the aid of his furry fri...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Chelsea Bytes returns in her starring role as the “mouth of Sauron” to the council! The group has just arrived in Atlanta, and it seems there are things other than the standard fungal zombie running around. Having underestimated the enemy, the group quickly finds themselves surrounded by a horde of monsters. They’ll have to use their wits to make it out alive...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Some time has passed since our last outing with the group. The CDC HQ has turned into a fully functioning society. Possibly the last society in the country, if not the world! Each of our intrepid adventurers has taken on a job and new responsibilities within this society. This new society is run by a shadowy government called “The Council.” We are joined by a...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! William has made it to the train...and so have all the other players! Jenna is still out on vacation so her characters will be absent, but it’s fine! There’s plenty of chaos to still go around. Having been stuck in the wounded or sick section of the train, trigger happy vigilantes decide to try to take over the train. However, they’ll find that a couple dudes...