Blueberry Pancakes

What do Panty Gate, Mount Shasta and an endpin anchor (aka rubber circle) have in common? Jess is a love doctor, Schmidt can’t stand all these underpants, and Coach is moving. Thankfully we learn that you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol…and blueberry pancakes. :)

Is Winston a cop or a stripper? Did Schmidt try to darken his skin or make it sparkly? Is it a good idea to skip underwear when wearing a very short skirt during a game that requires bending over? Jess will get her computers—underwear or no. Schmidt will get Fawn—sparkly or no. Winston will get to date KC—cop or no. Eat the pancakes—blueberry or no!

Is Jess really the property of Pete, and is a sext a reason to go to a funeral? We have a ladybug in labor and songs about sports foods. We have popsicle and popcorn psychology. Write your thank you cards and eat your blueberry pancakes, like JJ Watt.

Confessions and embarrassment all around! Jess confesses that she wrote a musical instead of having a one-night stand. Genzlinger confesses that he is the clown at the party, not the dad at the perfect house. Coach is embarrassed of Nick and Winston, but really he’s embarrassed of himself, and he confesses to May that he hates classical music. I confess that blueberry pancakes are the best 🥞

Y2K was an uncertain time, and now Schmidt has a very intense fear of spiders. They can’t call an exterminator ever since the “Dandelion Incident,” but he can’t let Fawn see him like this either, so a good old fashioned spiderhunt commences. All the while, Nick stirs The Sauce… would the sauce be good on blueberry pancakes?

There may be more than one way to stall a wedding, but pulling the fire alarm in order to run into a firefighter has nothing on Cookie Monster’s slow motion rendition of Ave Maria. Hopefully at least one of the 18+ stops on the hometown tour includes blueberry pancakes.

The Crawl is for all! Nick’s decade-long project to complete a smiley face using coordinates for a bar crawl is coming true with a new bar in the neighborhood. That, combined with his recent breakup, mean The Crawl is tonight, even though it’s also Valentine’s Day. Maybe Winston will have blueberry pancakes in his backpack for a good breakfast after The Crawl! In the name of love and booze!

Whatever drawings you talk about, always shoot for the stars! Doing business between friends shows its pros and cons, especially with investment opportunities. Don’t settle for substitutes, swettle for swubstiswuits…and eat blueberry pancakes!

Are you a da Vinci in tie-dye or a fat Jewish Dennis Rodman? Or maybe just the back of a horse in a 2-person horse costume? Everything is upside down as Jess and Ryan come out as a couple—Winston has a magic crystal, Coach is dressing like Ryan and the biology teacher is in charge of the field trip. Don’t get bee’d up, just eat blueberry pancakes, and pitch some invention ideas!

Everyone wants to try on Winston’s uniform but no one can handle it, and what is his project with the pet dishes? She’s Councilwoman Fawn Moscato, and she approved these blueberry pancakes, she told us.

When time is pressed against us at Christmas, you know it will be a good episode of New Girl! We have reverse Santa, in-laws in castles, a pillow that is a first class lounge all by itself, and Barry, who just wants Jess to have the perfect Christmas. Debbie, don’t start with me, you’re in a mood!

How many rubber duckies needed to die to make the yellow purse? Is double-syringe the worst text of them all? Even if it’s received on a phone with a duckie case? What happens when all the women at the baby shower start fist-fighting, using a stuffed duckie as a weapon? The real hero of the episode: the duckie. Do duckies eat blueberry pancakes?

Welcome to Bangsgiving where the attire is aprons and oven mitts only and the food is forgettable. Does Nick have the money he owes Cece? Can Winston get past his lunch lady hang-up? Did Tran drink more beers than Nick? Will Jess ever understand Ferris Bueller? Just eat blueberry pancakes and stay away from Pepper’s blind spot!

What does great sangria, a living room fort and laundry lessons have in common? It’s guys night to celebrate Jess going out of town to a kiss-your-cute-coworker conference with Coach and Ryan! Guess who’s getting blueberry pancakes on the way home?

How do you tell someone new that you live with your ex? To find out, we meet many zany characters including hunks, sleepy guys, the Peter Pan and the ghost of Nick. We also see a preview of Jess’s one-woman performance of “A Christmas Carol.” Rock, paper, scissors to see if you should listen to blueberry pancakes first or eat blueberry pancakes first!

Mustache! What did we learn in this background check? You can’t go to the outlet mall without a game plan, Schmidt’s never heard the name “Paul” before, Jess has always thrown like a boy, squirrels and chipmunks can live through being fed cereal flakes, the toilet in 4D is not made more functional by trying to flush rocks. Get a cinnamon pretzel on your way home from the outlet mall…or Blueberry P...

Helloyouvereachedtheloft. Don’t give out this number unless you want Nick to answer AND handle all your problems. What happens if we return to a time where an answering machine on the fritz can ruin your chances to be in your favorite magazine and Winston is the smoothest of them all? Anyone know if there is a British version of blueberry pancakes? Don’t be surprised if you take a bite of blueberr...

Watch out for the lessons in this one! If “we’re all covered in micro-penises” isn’t enough for you for maybe Winston’s Sesame Street thing will be. Are you a warrior poet or a chill alien? What can be done to share your beauty with the world? I’m going to paint a skylight on the floor that looks into a restaurant serving blueberry pancakes!

Touchdown! Everyone is making a mess! Nick gets crimson stains on Schmidt’s idea notebook and orange pulp in the candy bowl. Schmidt makes a mess of his project at work, Jess makes a mess of being supportive of her dad, and somehow the tagine is still in 64 frickin B! All this mess seems like a job for a sponge!

Flush, flush, what’s the rush? Join Winston for his cop party or join Jess for the Dice Diez and lessons by Schmidt…unless you’ve had the brownies or the rock shrimp meatballs.

Winter…is coming. No better way to start this season off than with one of New Girl’s specialties—wedding shenanigans! They’re pulling out all the stops for the last wedding of the Summer of Sex where no one is going home alone. Is it too much to ask for ONE of those wedding receptions to have blueberry pancakes?

Join us for this very exceptional limited edition season 3 finale episode WITH SPECIAL GUESTS! Are Jess and Nick killing this breakup or is this breakup killing them? Just when it starts affecting all their friends they decide to take this breakup on the high seas to really put it to the test under the authority of Captain Jan Nortis. It's not a cruise if they're not serving Blueberry Pancakes!! S...

A classic New Girl whodunnit!! Who is trying to sabotage Jess’s middle school dance? Is it one of the teachers—forced to chaperone and paid only in hats? Was it one of the stragglers Nick bonds with in the parking lot, the bully Schmidt goes up against, or maybe even Jess herself who went out of her way to make it particularly painful on herself. Come find out who all ends up running through the p...

What do an almost life-sized police officer piñata, no fewer than four cat costumes and deep cuts from Chumbawamba have in common? Join us for a party where the roasts are sweet, the dress code is optional and everyone is faaaaaaantastic!

What happens when you combine Reginald VelJohnson, True American and a one-year-old's birthday party? An episode where a double mention of pancakes is only one of the things that makes it great!