Blueberry Pancakes

What a way to end a show about two guys who came to conquer America one fan at a time. They didn’t even have that one fan the whole time. Murray does his best to manifest a happy ending, which they do get despite some trouble with the embassy… There’s never trouble with Blueberry Pancakes! Continue to follow us for many shenanigans to come!

The moon is a horny old drunkard and there are goldfish on every surface in the apartment! Jemaine is both Bret and Murray’s wingman and he is exhausted! Mel, Dave and Eugene also wingman for Bret. John is Jemaine’s wingman but forgets and goes too far. Murray is Jemaine's wingman with the cops and keeps him out of trouble. Greg is always Murray’s wingman (aka scapegoat) and Doug is always Mel...

Murray and New Zealand's Prime Minister are developing New Zealand Town, complete with Gary the sheep, Maori warriors in their natural habitat, bungee jumping and a replica of the tooth brush fence! Bret and Jemaine can't help because they have been introduced to a very addictive substance that gives them all the confidence they need--hair gel! They discover they can actually be cool and m...

Everyone is benefiting from this agency for look-a-likes. Bret and Jemaine get a gig, Jemaine gets a girlfriend, Mel makes out with Bret, and Murray introduces the Prime Minister of New Zealand to the president of the United States! New Zealand is only 18 hours away from New York, but blueberry pancakes are wherever you want them to be!

Bret and Jemaine host a benefit to raise money and awareness for epileptic dogs, for which Bret is also developing a vaccine. No one is surprised to find out it’s actually to impress a girl they both want to date, which plays havoc on their friendship. This episode has everything: stolen dogs, slow motion doves flying, a family portrait of Bret and Jemaine and their baby, a proper duel and maybe e...

Jemaine accidentally sleeps with an Australian and then accidentally a few more times. He accidentally makes her his girlfriend, and then she accidentally robs their apartment and tapes Bret to the door. Go nightclub, listen to dancing music and eat Blueberry Pancakes!

Electric Copper and White Gold-Rust Belt are best of friends, and Murray wants to have that level of friendship with Bret and Jemaine. They are on board to be friends with Murray, but not with his other friend, Jim. Mel's dreams are having real consequences, and Murray did not bring an extra jock for Jim. They could have all been friends over a big stack of blueberry pancakes!

Everyone is experiencing dissing and having hurt feelings (one song is even called “Tears of a Rapper”), except the Australians—they’ll never learn…and Steve. Stay cool and eat blueberry pancakes! Don’t forget about J!

Bret wanted to have tea at the same time as Jemaine so he bought a second cup for their household. This launches a series of events which lands them both in jail for prostitution. Selling Superstraws to Mel and playing gigs without guitars can only last so long, eventually you need blueberry pancakes!

Why did you come , Doug, if you didn't want to light a fire? Murray is too fancy until he's not, Bret has one shoe, and not many people know this but women have very different dental needs from men. We're not sure Dave knows any actual women, and the Polish Doggy Bounce may be worse than then the Crazy Dogggz...and NOT better than Blueberry Pancakes!

Doggie do’s and doggie don’ts, doggie will’s and doggie won’ts! There’s no one there when Mel’s not there at a gig because she has a new band to follow—The Crazy Dogggz. Get out your guit-board, play along to a crazy bongo solo and eat blueberry pancakes!

Bret and Jemaine hire an actor to help cheer up Murray. It works a little too well, and starts to go too far, which is fun for everyone for a moment. Murray has his proudest moment just before one of his saddest moments. But Ben will pay him back when he gets to Hollywood which is now, and Murray has hot underwear fresh out of the microwave!

Talking about brunettes not fighter jets! The band has 2 new fans, to Murray's delight and Mel's dismay. Is it because they tried beer or is it Murray's goatee that has increased their rock and roll image to Pretty Prince of Parties? You will never confuse a dry piece of skin on the floor with blueberry pancakes!

What do the North Jersey University Women's Water Polo Team and half a sexy fish have in common? The band has a warm-up tour organized and funded by the great band manager, Murray. With extravagant minibar purchases, a groupie following them around on tour, smashing a TV out the window and walking around in shrinking leather suits, the band can't get much more Rock and Roll.

The whole thing could have gone very differently if Jemaine had known whether he was talking to Lisa or Felicia and not done a swap. Per IMDB "Murray negotiates a record deal for the band"....join Blueberry Pancakes for this episode to find out if and how that's even possible!

Dragon tears turn into jellybeans, old enemies become friends against a common enemy, Bret and Jemaine learn how to flip the bird, Albi isn't racist anymore and Murray is paying no attention to any of it! Are blueberry pancakes Australian?

Receiving transmission...This is Bowie to Bowie: Wear the funky, funky eye patch. Listen to David Bowie, not the junior professor of psychology. He told Bret to put makeup on his face, not to put lightning bolts on his penis and show it to the man at the greeting card company. This is Bowie back to Bowie: Eat the blueberry pancakes!

Sally is engaged, but that doesn’t stop her from dating or accepting creepy homemade gifts from other guys. Bret is too loud of an eater, Jemaine’s star super-nova’d, and Coco is suddenly not a factor anymore. They should've made blueberry pancakes for Sally’s birthday!

Mel, Murray and Jemaine are all against Bret having a girlfriend. Even Coco isn't that sure. But Bret is sure, he'll even choose her over the band if he has to. But he's gonna miss the Band Rotunda Tour before realizing that love is similar to tape--it's the very strongest adhesive. Love is also similar to Blueberry Pancakes-sweet and fluffy!

Jemaine can't let it go that Bret ran away when they were being mugged, but they both learned a lesson from the muggers. There's so much danger when The Hiphopopotomus and The Rhymenoceros get together that one of them may be dead...what? Maybe he did eat blueberry pancakes!

There are no gigs, so Bret gets a job for the money but then isn’t available when a gig does come around. But maybe he wants to do his job instead of the band now, and of course it’s all about a girl (not Mel!) Quit overthinking, just join the band and eat blueberry pancakes!

It's helmet-hair night so Bret can't come with Jemaine on his date with Sally, but even though Jemaine walked on the outside of her she doesn't want to date him anymore. If you could pawn blueberry pancakes maybe you could get outfits like Daft Punk for your music video (and to hide f rom Mel!) Join your favorite retrospecting podcast Blueberry Pancakes for fun with Flight of the Conch...

Engram Pattersky is evicting Nick and Jess from the loft so they get everyone together for one last game of True American packing edition--if you land on something, you pack it...unless it's Blueberry Pancakes, then you eat them immediately! The last episode of New Girl is NOT the last episode of Blueberry Pancakes! Never fear, we have many shows and ideas for retrospection, so we are sticking aro...

It’s just like Jess and Nick to be getting married but their wedding is cursed. Aly is having the baby but it’s at the same time as the wedding. Joan tries to help but just makes Jess want to eat cake. Russell’s looking for his sixth wife but he won’t find her here. Everyone told Blaze he’d lose the limo, but he thought it was too big. If you don’t have the password, you’ll have to pay Ruth $100 t...

All of the couples of the group are having date night at the same time, and of course none of it goes as planned. But in the end everyone’s families are growing, and finally Winston can see (and hate!) the blue of blueberry pancakes.