Blueberry Pancakes

Jess has perfected 5 different assertive female voices. Nick can’t decide on a voice for phone sex. Schmidt can spit out every name except Hillary. Jess has to shout all the fake names from a balcony. It’s hard to get your voice heard, but when you do, use it to vote for blueberry pancakes!

Everyone is moving forward. Schmidt and Cece are buying a house, Winston and Aly are in love, Nick is with Reagan in New Orleans and Jess…Jess is not moving forward. Instead she is again hung up on Nick…or is it still?

Schmidt left, Nick can lie a little and Winston is a serious man. Must be a season finale of New Girl! If Cece’s mom had told her she was coming to the wedding, Schmidt could have stayed to party with everyone…but what fun would that have been for the rest of us? Join us for a wedding (Schmidt and Cece) and a funeral (the douchebag jar).

Jess’s wedding eve bride kit for Cece includes Xanax, a picture of a cat riding a dog like a horse and their passports for a quick getaway just in case. Join us for so many mysteries—Winston’s amazing toast, the rogue engagement ring, why Jess can’t marry Sam, and where Schmidt is going so late on wedding eve! Just hit Lobby and let technology do its thing; just make blueberry pancakes and let you...

Jessica Day needs to be with a bird shirt person. Hopefully it’s just a coincidence that their names are Sam and Diane like in Cheers, not a sign of a romantic love story! How many robots are too many robots and how many blueberry pancakes are too many blueberry pancakes?

Gonna squeeze you tight, our love takes flight. Jess has gotten rid of the mirrors and the battery pack and the weird little jacket, or has she? Somehow Nick can persuade people with his voice, and Schmidt has created a beautiful wedding workshop at work. Everything has to be perfect, especially the blueberry pancakes.

Which bachelorette party is our favorite? Is it cozy socks and Anne of Green Gables? Is it beating a bread machine with a stick until it belongs in a junkyard or stealing the floor model to replace it? Is it mall jail or the inside the back of a truck with dancers and vodka? Let’s fit it all into the same party! Can you make blueberry pancakes in a bread maker?

The women are going to have a chill day in, but the men are going to Vegas on a road trip. They are going to do manly things like ride motorcycles, smoke cigars and fight the patrons of a desert bar to a Katy Perry song…and eat blueberry pancakes of course!

Pancakes and syrup, girls, let’s eat! Jess has a dream about a football helmet, Ferguson gets an audition for Avatar, Winston meets Aly’s boyfriend and Schmidt covers himself in catnip oil. Wouldn’t they have blueberry pancakes at a turtle’s birthday party?

Who is going to get Rhonda’d next? Will Jess get her car? Who makes a better Jeff Day, and is the mustache necessary? Blueberry pancakes ARE necessary!

Winston is allegedly eating pasta with Ferguson in a hot air balloon. Nick serves spaghetti at The Meeting of the Families. Jess wishes she was eating pasta instead of going through a car wash in the bed of a pickup truck. The Griffin needs a sign, and we need blueberry pancakes!

Nick is bummed that Sam is in our lives again. Sam is bummed that Jess is at his house with cornbread. Jess is bummed that the person deciding if she gets her dream job is currently dating her ex. Schmidt is bummed that he sneezed during his presentation despite all of his efforts to not get sick. Don’t be bummed, eat blueberry pancakes!

Whose job is harder--a cop or a bar manager/part-owner? We have an actual napkin ring genius, a charming wine vendor and a beer delivery guy named Cheese to help us answer this question. Hopefully they decided on blueberry pancakes for the wedding feast! I prefer my wine sparkling, pink and under $11.

Cece's moving out of her apartment and is lousy at packing. Jess's job sucks. Winston gets a new partner. Nick has a flasher who Schmidt calls the cops on. Check out Cece's George Bunny sweatshirt, Dunston's homebrewed coffee in a Ziplock and Winston's Pure Moods CD!

Do the Hustle! Schmidt dances with reckless abandon, Nick is naked and doodling, and Reagan is about to be the recipient of a Goosebumps Walkaway. Jess goes on an adventure to find Juror 237B, aka Gary of Brentwood, but it will only be a good date if they get blueberry pancakes!

In this heat wave you are welcome to join Nick in his Ranch in the living room—cool winds, a chilly pond and white jeans await you. Or you can join Reagan’s AC-cooled bedroom where you can set the temp so low you’ll need to pull the 1980’s winter coats out of the back of the closet. Complete with frozen underwear, electrocution and a rat name sushi, join us for this episode. Let’s invent a blueber...

Other diner. Fruit cup. Let's go. You gotta make a decision if you're gonna make a decision. This is the story of the French that will haunt Nick forever. Winston and Schmidt both step aside from their fight for something better...Blueberry Pancakes!

New Girl: a story of a Japanese crime family. Is Reagan really a criminal? Is $50 too much to pay for a donkey ride? Will Camilla destroy all of Jess’s ribbons? Sharky’s going to build a treehouse without a tree, and we’re going to eat blueberry pancakes!

Some weird friend group shenanigans, smush pain and a uterus-shaped stress toy are unavoidable in loft 4D. But I have to stay here and eat pretzels…and blueberry pancakes. Utilities aren’t included (just wanted to make sure that didn’t get lost in all of this). Join us for the 100th episode of our fake radio show where we review a show where someone had had a fake radio show reviewing snacks.

Schmidt can’t stay out of the Bob & Carol & Nick storyline. But when the fallout from a Cece and Winston mess-around threatens to overshadow his story in this episode, we can only be sure of one thing—Jess is going to have a lot of work to do when she comes home from jury duty.

Are they serving blueberry pancakes at Hotel Loft 4D? Nick is stepping up as Schmidt’s best man to do whatever it takes to give him the bachelors party of his dreams. Cece is stepping up to help the guys of the loft while Jess is sequestered. Neither one is that helpful. You’re cracking—take your 15, and don’t give caffeine to Winston.

Jess is faced with the only situation that would cause her to want to get out of jury duty, but she can't go through with it. And now she's going to be sequestered (or is it to jail?) for a month! Will the loft survive, and can we email the judge to find out if the aggressively mediocre hotel has blueberry pancakes?

Jess has a date with the first Railie to implement wire-framed humans. Unfortunately, the best thing about him is his parents. Join us for Cobra Kai rules, Ferguson’s knot and your mother. Flip and Nancy and I love blueberry pancakes!

The silly hounds have been released! With any New Girl-style engagement party comes Winston-style pranks! This is one of the most important nights in Schmidt’s hair’s life—what could go wrong? Nothing some matching rings and Bollywood dancing can’t fix! My vision board has blueberry pancakes—break out the party fund!

What happens when everyone tries to use Coach’s “clean break” system to move on with their lives? Coach packs more than he meant to. Schmidt gives more to charity than he intended. Nick almost ends up without sunglasses. And the secret of the sex mug is revealed. Listen for the sound of two track pants hitting together and learn all about blueberry pancakes during Crepe History Month! Lyrics discu...