Blueberry Pancakes

Almost everyone is going for what they want! Nick wants to be a lawyer, Jess wants to be a vice principal, Coach wants to be a teacher, Buster wants to date Cece, Schmidt wants to save money and Winston wants to play the piano and play lawyer to help his friend. Take what you want from life by eating blueberry pancakes and following your dreams!

There just wasn’t enough havoc for Abby Day to wreak on the inhabitants of 4D. What’s a girl to do? Go move in next door and wreak the extra havoc on the sole inhabitant of 4C. Join us for the third of three episodes featuring the chaos and destruction of Abby freaking Day!

Who gets called a troublemaker in this episode? Is it the inventor of Sky Knife, the Day sisters up to their old pranks, No-Nonsense Schmidt, Nic-with-no-k, Coach trying to date a client, or Winston trying to distract himself? It's not who you think, so eat some Blueberry Pancakes while you listen to find out! 

Abby Day, she always says the most inappropriate stuff. Is Schmidt a nutball or a goofball? Is Nick using a common barber’s comb? Even Bertie’s 10 or 11 cream-based soups cannot save them from an even more awkward meal than the first one in her kitchen. Maybe she should have served Blueberry Pancakes… we’ll never know.

Nick and Jess are playing sexual chicken again, only instead of the landlord, this time their exes are the pawns! Who is Frank Scabopolis and why does he love blueberry pancakes? I am Frank Scabopolis! Is this helping? I forgot the plan…

There are 3 possible reasons this might be the biggest episode yet… Is it because IT’S PRINCE!! Or because Nick and Jess (eventually) say “I love you” to each other? Or is it because it features an actual PANCAKE?!? (We’re assuming it’s blueberry as we have no evidence to the the contrary). What Prince says goes, and he says you have to finish your pancake!

Jess’s birthday can only mean a few things—inside joke cakes, 90-minute omelettes and unrealistic expectations that turn out to be misunderstandings. Come party with Blueberry Pancakes for Jess’s birthday!!

Rivalries and standoffs abound! The Pistons vs. the Bulls, old vs. young, Jess vs. Nick in a sex standoff. Somehow it all helps Winston figure out what he wants to be when he grows up. Don’t be minnow toast, grab life by the avacadas, and listen to the newest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

Jess has 21 minutes to make a life-changing decision, and the beautiful sons of bitches from the loft are going to help her. How could it go wrong? Coach’s advice is “be who you are and do what you do,” so listen to and eat those blueberry pancakes!

You are invited to a Thanksgiving feast! Hosts: Nick Miller & Jessica Day. Location: forest and lake almost walking-distance from Oregon. Time: whenever we’ve hunted and gathered enough dirty vegetables and bad fish for a feast. Wear your favorite hat and come prepared for survival challenges to determine the best camper. You might learn how to do a classic human-bear team-up and how to tell when...

You know when Schmidt gets hit by a car and that’s NOT the craziest thing that happens, that it’s time to listen to the next episode of Blueberry Pancakes to find out what’s up!

Are you a doer or a dumplinger? The dumplinger ends up as the voice of reason, so it’s Chinese food for brunch, blueberry pancakes for dizzert and a chai tea very late. Would you rather have a wheelchair from a ditch or a hot dog beach hat? Just remember, it’s easy as peanuts—Physical Education Activity NUTS—like go nuts, have fun!

Coach. Is. Back! That means bunny money. That means strippers and bad lobster. That means maybe having to fight a cop while wearing strip club gift shop outfits. Come join the shenanigans! Don’t worry, we’ll make coffee (and blueberry pancakes!) in the morning.

Hop in the Batmanmobile and join the Halloween party! We have costumes made out of trash, we have jack o’lanterns that have been punched in the face, we even have the real ghost of an old neighbor just next door! We’ll find out if JD stands for Jack Daniels or Jessica damn Day, what kind of laugh Letterman really has, and how far away Schmidt has to get from 4D for a fresh start. Join us for the l...

It might have been just as much fun if there had been a hand in the bag instead of cash, but we’ll never know. Nick learns that the bank charges you money to open an account. Schmidt learns that rabbis will beat you up if needed. Winston learns that even the biggest shiniest candelabra doesn’t necessarily always have a genie. While Winston wishes for more candelabras, we’re wishing for more bluebe...

Do you know any members of the Billy Zane fan club? Have you ever been on a date with a guy, everything seems to be going really well, then you realize it’s really your cat who’s on a date, not you? Are you a fan of Papa Smurf? You may not think there’s much in the world that could combine all these weirdnesses, but this episode delivers! Add some blueberry pancakes (always advised), and this epis...

Dexter and pie. Double date with Nick and Jess. Winston and Ferguson splitting pasta. Horses from outer space. We knew the truth would come out soon enough, so come witness the painful and hilarious unfolding of events and ominous conclusion in the latest episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

You know shenanigans are going down anytime Nick becomes the voice of reason. But even Nick can’t stop Jess from committing a jacooz-related crime with her cool new work friends and stop Winston from revenge-killing Daisy’s cat at the same time! An eye for an eye or a cat for a heart? Schmidt’s not getting any help but that doesn’t stop him from somehow pulling off one date with two ladies. Grab y...

All in! Nick and Jess are both tested and both find themselves to still feel like they are All In on their relationship—wherever that leads. Cece and Elizabeth have both proven that they are All In to be with Schmidt, but Schmidt feels All In for both of them. And if you think anyone has ever been more All In for a puzzle, you haven’t met Winston. You never know what might happen when you jump in...

Who is Elaine? Whose big day is it? It is Cece’s wedding after all, and Shivrang gets to make his big entrance—nope, not them. Is it Nick or Jess who aren’t sure they’ll be able to navigate their relationship out in the real world—it’s not their day either. Is it Winston, who tried to mature but has been asked to give “full-on crazy” to prank this wedding? Turns out it’s not his day either. Maybe...

How can one day that starts off so beautifully get out of hand so quickly? Jess starts out with Maid of Honor duties but quickly has to add to her list keeping-her-dad-and-Nick-from-discussing-the-only-thing-on-Nick's-mind duties, interviewing-for-a-new-job duties and pretending-to-plan-a-birthday-party-for-Winston duties. Not all of these were successfully fulfilled but the roof was the perfect p...

Everyone has a reason that we’ve arrived at the moment we’re learning all of our beloved characters’ stories for how they lost their virginity. Jess’s story involves…murder. Elizabeth has to decide if the Archduke is friend or foe. The time has come for Nick to break the truth to Winston about Mysteria and Octopussy. Cece must tell her story every chance she gets—it’s not embarrassing at all, it’s...

This bachelorette party is off the hook! Besides a lesbian gynecologist in a room full of models, this party also has games like pin the dong on Shivrang—a more difficult game then we expect for Cece. Other fun things happening the same night are a real fire in the bar bathroom and an insulted ice cream man stripper with all of his clothes on. Who fancies a shandy? Join us for the next episode of...

Is it a date? Is it not a date? It’s right there in the title! And if anyone can interefere, it’s the only man they ever both loved—Russell. After this night, Nick and Jess still won’t know what they are to each other, but they do know what happens when Nick gargles his beer. While Nick is racking up a number of very expensive jaywalking tickets, Schmidt and Winston entertain Outside Dave, and try...

What’s an Elvis-themed party without a funeral to drag it down? Or is it a funeral-themed Elvis party? This party has EVERYTHING—drunk Elvis, family feuds and people stealing from the dead. Of course, it’s set in the best snow-covered party venue of them all—Chicago! Not the land of books, but a land where Schmidt looks like a remote control and Nick takes care of everyone, a land where Elvis is k...