BEER & BIKINI

I will take epic fails for $100, please, Pat! On this episode we've got some epic fail tales to share with you.  Picture this: J. flying off the stripper pole as it came tumbling down, bruising her lil tush in the process—ouch! From "trick" fails to beer fails that ended in hilarity, we're spilling all the funny details as we partake in some Melvin Brewing Asterisk IPA brews.  ...

This is part 3 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, and wild questions! In this episode, we dive into all the juicy questions from our "anonymous" followers. Ever wondered how often we "get it on" each week? Or our go-to cheap beer choices? We spill our crazy drunken escapades as young adults, share stories of cars gett...

When Hurricane Beryl comes stormin' in, A. & J. pivot like J. does on her at home stripper pole, swapping their 4th of July Mexico getaway for a good ol' Texas staycation. They embrace a hell-raising good time in Fredericksburg, Texas , with tiny tops in Luckenbach, Texas with "♫ Waylon, Willie and the boys♫", J. dances on the stage at Old 290 Brewing while savoring Hell Ra...

On Fridays, we wear pink! ... and J's pink top is seriously see-through! A. dares her to wear it out in public, turning up the heat on an already steamy episode. J. gets extra frisky after a Shiner Shandy, while A. dives into the Eggo Brunch in a Jar.. she isn't a fan, but she's all about A's creamy goodness. This episode is part 2 of when J. asked Beer & Bikini Instagram f...

Oh, this one is fun! J asked Beer & Bikini Instagram followers to suggest podcast topics, beer reviews, questions... anything goes! And our followers did not disappoint... which is how J discovers in the delicious Dogfish Head World Wide Stout and instantly falls in love with this rich, dark dimensional brew. The questions and topics include being stranded on a deserted island, bikinis, "...

Welcome to our wild and witty chat where we tackle the real questions in life! Where can we find small tank tops for J with hilarious sayings like "Billy Bob's Boobs"?  We'll dive into her favorite crazy high heels she wore to Hop Thief Taphouse and the wall of beer taps.  Her new obsession with Clown Shoes Beers Space Cake Double IPA, and J says it’s so good it tastes like &qu...

She's not just tired; she's fabulously fatigued from burning the candle at both ends with looong hours of hustle. So, we grabbed a much-needed big beer in an Oktoberfest glass, and A went on a hilarious explanation as why you should never mess with muffins. We rant about sh$tty bosses and J drops some serious wisdom with her favorite quote: "Mediocrity always attacks excellence.&quo...

In this episode, we recount our trip to Dallas, Texas, diving into topics that are dumb, smelly, and all about beavers. We share our favorite moments, including a visit to Truck Yard The Colony, encounters with hilariously bad customer service, and an unforgettable smelly story. Plus, we rave about the Pinthouse Brewing Lost Wild Triple Hazy IPA—it's as wild as J! Tune in for a fun and chaoti...

Our 4th and final episode of  trip to Ambergris Caye, Belize, we take you on an adventure to the stunning Mahogany Bay Resort. We share  insider secrets to securing an overwater Bali bed on their exclusive and gorgeous island.  J. had several bikini wardrobe changes, including some sneaky swaps in the Bali bed! This might just be our favorite island yet, and we've been to plenty. With hammock...

In this episode #3 on our beautiful Belize trip, we share the magic of Matachica Resort, as J falls in love and lust with this stunning looker, even with a cute peeping Tom watching her every move in the shower. From endless drinks on the Pier Pods, to J's 47 bikinis, beaches, pools, and sexy serenity, plus a schmooze cruise thrown in, it's a secret J wants to keep to herself!  ✨ We’re...

She brought her 47 bikinis to Belize, and we drank buckets of cold Belikin beers on hot beaches, and bars over the blue waters.  Want to know the coolest bars to hit up while on the beautiful island of  Ambergris Caye, Belize?  Grab a cold one and join us for a journey through the land of B's.. bikinis, beaches, beers, bars and.. boobs! But wait! She entertains him with 7 minutes to Heaven?!...

Join J and A as they kick off the podcast with J playing the role of A's fluffer! Then, embark on a journey to the stunning and sexy destination of Belize, specifically the enchanting Ambergris Caye , or as Madonna sings it "La Isla Bonita", in the first installment of our four-part trip to Belize series. Savor the flavors of Hercules Imperial IPA from Great Divide Brewing as J give...

Join us on a flight of memories as we jet back to past Mexico travels in the stunning Puerto Vallarta! J fondly recalls buckets of ice-cold Pacifico beers, stumbling upon mango margaritas, and her newfound appreciation for the bartender's nuts. Then, hop aboard our virtual catamaran trip to the picturesque village of Yelapa, where we uncover a hidden waterfall, indulge in unlimited drinks, an...

Get ready for a wild ride as we tackle the burning question from a social media follow: Is she A.I? Spoiler alert: She is definitely not artificial intelligence – those Instagram posts are as real as they come! Well, except maybe for her New Double D's... but let's keep that between us. Join us as we put the Tesla Full Self-Driving mode to the test and delve into J's trust issues wi...

Get ready for our shortie bonus episode, or as he likes to say, "boner" episode - LOL! We're diving into a candid conversation about liberating the nipples, getting booted off planes, and the latest trend of flaunting your nipples in fashion, all while enjoying a new cold brewski.  Plus, she's daring to bare it all by freeing her nipples on our upcoming flight. Tune in for a fu...

Let's dive into the mystery of her knee brace and uncover the truth behind a night of contortions on the couch. As we sip on a tasty brew from Deschutes Brewing, we delve into the secrets of scoring free nights at our favorite hotel brands and speculate whether she will be flaunting her collection of 47 bikinis on our upcoming tropical vacation. Don't miss out on the juicy details - tune...

Join us for a wild ride as "J" recounts her unforgettable St. Paddy's Day birthday celebration in Oregon/Washington at a roof-top bar! From the bar singing her an impromptu "happy birthday", to a night filled with screaming revelers. But that's not all – buckle up as "A" reveals the unexpected twist involving racy restraints, all in the name of podcasting! ...

Join us as we discover another brewery adventure as J. changes outfits in a church parking lot, all while A. savors new cold brews with a fun discussion to "Save the Word" and free the nipple, as we delve into the intriguing topic of being Alpha and in control! @savetheworldbrewing  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for lis...

As we raise a glass to our IG follower's epic 46-day Guinness fast and poke fun at internet trolls, we stumble upon "J"'s secret aspiration to be a Vegas go-go dancer, and even perhaps to become a Playboy model. Oh! And it's J's birthday coming up on St Paddy's Day! Things are about to get wild~~  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her...

Ever wondered what it's like to sip on wines while cruising along a riverboat, taking in the romantic sights of the French countryside? We're switching gears from our cold brewskis to indulge in nostalgic memories when we escaped to the Bordeaux region of France.  Plus, we delve into the daring question: Does 'J' want to bare it all and go topless on a French beach?!  ✨ We’re...

Ah yes... we reminisce about those shameless beverages from our younger years. From questionable beers to nostalgic spirits and California Coolers, we dive into the drinks that defined our past. Tune in for a lively conversation filled with laughter, nostalgia, and perhaps a few cringe-worthy memories!  Crack open a cold one and join the shameless sh$t show with us!  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a co...

How does his dark persuasion make J bend over, get wet and be her king?  Listen to find out!   Plus we take a deep dive into our top five brewery and brew destinations, spanning from North to South.  Hear all about J's unforgettable adventure going North to South in ""da' club after a few shots of tequila!  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs...

Join us as we venture into another tantalizing club experience and share our candid thoughts. This time, our beverage of choice takes a daring turn 'up a toad creek'! As we promised, we spill all the juicy details of our escapade to Desire Riviera Maya , just up the road from the sister resort of the Desire Riviera Maya Pearl . From the vibrant energy to the naughty topless opportunities...

Yes you read it! J. strips off the bikini top and sunbathes au natural at an upside down pineapple resort... Desire Riviera Maya Pearl resort in Mexico!  Ever wonder about the world of swinger resorts when you are totally vanilla?  Join us as we delve into our first trip to a  fascinating no rules resort, and navigating spicy experiences in the realm of the sexually adventurous.  Find out what &qu...

We are sipping Dogfish Head's 90 Minute IPA while reminiscing about our "secret" escape.  So pour yourself a cold one and get comfy—this episode has more layers than J's questionable sweater. We're dishing out laughs, fashion faux pas, and even musing over the idea of brewing our own beer label.   This is one episode is brimming with fun, "shorter shorts" fashion...