BEER & BIKINI

A. & J. kick things off with Destihl Brewery’s Steal Your Haze IPA , complete with pirate vibes that spark a wild debate—did pirates really get their fair share of T&A while pillaging and forging? J. even volunteers to be A.’s dirty wench to find out. 😏 Speaking of pirates, they dive back into their Belize obsession after a listener thinks it’s out of reach for them. Spoiler alert: It’s m...

Join us as we sip a Mystic Mutant IPA 🍺 from Oskar Blues Brewery and compare two irresistible travel vibes: Hawaii’s laid-back charm 🌺 versus Mexico’s sizzling sexiness 🇲🇽. In this episode, he scores a giant digital frame so he can binge on rotating boudoir snaps of her 📸—prompting her hilarious reaction, “Holy shit, is that really my ass?!” 😂 And with a cool breeze blowing through the boobies...

Finally! The BIG reveal and they get to see all of her boudoir photos, and let’s just say, choosing which ones to order wasn’t easy—kind of like walking into a brewery and wanting to try every beer! 🍺✨  We kicked back with a Catacomb Master IPA from Hubbard’s Cave Brewing while diving into all the details—J’s excitement, her nerves before the big reveal, and the entire boudoir experience. 🍺📸 H...

She spills the details and spares no secrets! This episode turns up the heat as J. reveals the sultry, unfiltered story of her ultimate fantasy come to life—a steamy, leather-clad boudoir photo shoot featuring whips, bondage, and pure seduction.  But what really goes down in a boudoir session? From the anticipation and nerves to the moment the photographer sprays your boobies down with water while...

A. surprises J. with a gift she’s always dreamed of—no, not the centerfold spread (yet) 😉—but a sultry boudoir photoshoot that's every bit as naughty 🔥📸. Join the duo as J. gushes over leather, straps, and an overdue trip to the naughty store to prep for her steamy session💋. From glam squads to sexy sets, the anticipation is sizzling🔥. With beer in hand  and a buzz in the air, they spill...

Buckle Up Buttercup—it’s a sexy Q & A kinda podcast day! 🍺 As they sip on a refreshing Cigar City Brewing Jai Alai IPA, they dive into the burning sexy questions sent in by loyal podcast listeners and Instagram followers. 💌 J. asks the saucy, naughty questions, and A. doesn’t hold back, offering honest (and hilariously candid) answers from a man’s perspective. Expect things to get spicy, ste...

Grab a beer (or three), because things are about to get fun 🔥 In this wild wrap-up episode, A. &J.  are spilling all the tea (aka beers and vodka) as they celebrate an epic 1st season and toast to Season 2! From a boozy beach trip to  Belize to late-night shenanigans in Mexico, they’re reminiscing on the adventures that made this season unforgettable, 😈🍹 , and drop hints about the next wild...

 ✨🎉 New Year’s Eve—a night for reflection, resolutions, and a touch of playful rebellion. In this special episode, we’re looking back at the highs and lows of the year and getting a little naughty with ideas to spice up the year ahead. 🍾🔥 From steamy whipped cream games to sizzling intentions, this short episode delivers a long-lasting dose of heat to kick off your celebrations. 💋🍬 Let’s rin...

🍺 Ever cracked open a beer and thought, "WTF?!" Join A. and J. as they dive into the unexpected, starting with a surprising twist on A.'s go-to brew, Karbach Brewing Rodeo Clown Imperial IPA .  🚗 This episode takes you on a whirlwind adventure to Dallas, where the duo splurges at Total Wine for party prep and discovers J.'s sexy happy place at the legendary "Meat Church,...

Fresh off a whirlwind escape to the gorgeous Hilton Playa Del Carmen , A & J spill all the steamy details from their sun-soaked, cocktail-fueled vacation. From J's jaw-dropping moves in a skin-tight red dress at the silent disco to a little cheeky fun on the Bali bed (and maybe some questionable directions back to their suite), it's a trip they'll never forget—and one they'...

🍺 J. turns up the heat on this frosty episode, kicking things off in a 👙 micro bikini while braving the chill and sipping on a tasty brew from Brazos Valley Brewing Company in Brenham, TX. 🌨️ 📬 Diving into an old question from Instagram follower The Beer Sith , J. explores the world of craft beer in Europe . To get the scoop, she reaches across the 🌍 pond to the cheerful crew at Meanwood Brewi...

🦃 Join us as we recap our wild and festive Thanksgiving, featuring a tiny 5-liter keg of Shiner Bock Holiday Cheer 🍻, a little naughty whipped cream 🍦, and plenty of laughs 😂. 📻 We revisit hilarious moments from recent podcasts that gave us shoutouts, like Craft Beer Republic   (revealing the Trader Joe's single cans secret 🍺) and The Neighborhood Beer Club , which hilariously confirmed...

Our previous two podcasts on Desire Riviera Maya and Desire Riviera Maya Pearl in Puerto Morelos, Mexico, continue to be our most popular downloaded episodes. Clearly, people are searching on Spotify and Apple for podcasts to learn more about these incredible, one-of-a-kind resorts. So, A & J are back to break down the vibe, answer the big question: are they worth the money? , and share why th...

 Pour yourself a pint and get ready for a wild ride!  This week, J. isn’t just sipping Pecan Pie Porter by Clown Shoes Brewing —she’s also slapping around some A.I., pushing its limits like the digital domme she knew she was. Meanwhile, A. drops the mic (and J.’s jaw) with a lesson in “queening” that leaves J. blushing, bewildered, and maybe a little curious.  From funny A.I. postings on their Ins...

What’s better than flames and an adrenaline rush? Nothing... except maybe J’s dangerously tiny, flame-patterned top peeking over that perfectly paired Evel Knievel Imperial IPA from Destihl Brewery! Whew, is it getting hot in here, or is it just us?! This week, things get wild as we spill the details on who got a hands-on experience with J’s "DD  assets"   and we debate whether it’s time...

Set sail with us for a playful and unforgettable episode as we dish on our favorite cruise port stops! Including the story of when A. got a little handsy with J. at our top recommended island spot. We’re bringing you beauty, beer, and some naughty insights.  PLUS we tackle a male listener question that made J. blush and stumble—it's naughty, it’s funny, and you might even learn a thing or two...

Get ready as we dive into some hands-on manscaping discussion (J. insists she’s the right one for the job!), Halloween party antics, and the groping Skeletor. We’ll also spill J's first make out memory, scary movie thrills, and serve up some fun, unsolicited relationship advice. Grab a cold drink and come laugh along with us in this flirty, spooky, and a little-too-fun episode! 🎃👻   ✨ We’r...

What do you do when you’re stuck in a dreary, rainy city, far from the blazing Texas sun? You find the nearest brewery, dive into some hot sausages, and sip your way through the gloom with tasty beer! 🍺 Join us as we recap our trip to Portland, Oregon—complete with shock, rain-induced wardrobe changes, and a desperate longing for tiny tops. We were shocked by the amount of dirtiness and homelessn...

This week, we dive into the wild world of Karbach Brewing Co. Rodeo Clown Double IPA, answer fun and quirky questions from our listeners, and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Oh, and things get spicy when J shares a little about her love for going topless on vacation! Add a splash of tequila in the mix, and you've got one unforgettable, slightly sexy, and hilariously fun episode. Cheer...

We're BAAACK...AGAIN - and sounding better than ever! After struggles with our podcast equipment post-move, we have our fellow podcast friend Greg from Craft Beer Republic Podcast to give a HUGE thanks to for the product tips. And...we’re now sounding slicker and sexier than ever.  Join us for some laughs as we dive into Oktoberfest celebrations, J's hilarious mishap with red wine on her...

We are baaaack!  After a couple weeks podcast hiatus, and a year-long hunt for their perfect Texas paradise, A. & J. finally made the big move from Austin to their new slice of Texas heaven—and there’s a bonus! Their new house comes with a little surprise… hint: it’s the perfect spot for a stripper pole! Life’s too short, folks—drink the beer, take the risks, and find your own slice of paradis...

Curious about what it's like to roll on the high seas for a couple of weeks? Or maybe you're itching to learn about rock' and rollin' on Holland America Nieuw Statendam and dreaming of a steamy 14-night escape through the Caribbean.  Join us as we dive into our long, sexy voyage, where we dish on the perks of Club Orange, how we couldn't resist the delicious food (and the...

It's the "Uh Oh, Better Get Waco" episode! We're cracking open an ice-cold Community Beer Kush Super Dank Double Hazy IPA and diving into the fun and flirty details of our recent trip to Waco, Texas. And guess what? Waco isn't just about Chip and Joanna Gaines—it's also about the sexy, fun places to hit up late at night. We explored the famous Magnolia Market, chatted...

Get ready for a rollercoaster of shocking surprises in this week’s episode! Ever wondered what happens when a store goes out of business? Well, J. scored big—21 sexy and naughty tops for a steal! As they kick back and sip on Pinthouse Brewing’s Southern Hemi Emilio TIPA, with a bold 10.5% ABV, you know it’s going to be a fun night. But that’s not all— A. reveals why he loves seeing J. in skirts an...

Get ready for a wild ride! J can't get enough of the new Deadpool and Wolverine  movie, and she's rocking her spicy red outfit (with ball gag?!) to prove it. While sipping on Belching Beaver's Orange Vanilla Imperial IPA, she gets frisky and nostalgic, reminiscing about cold beers at the movies.   J is even considering being an extra on a well-known show being filmed right here in A...