Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Grab your blueberry yum yum and meet us at Yankee Candle for a LIVE draft of the worst candle concoctions imaginable. We take popular candle scents and change one word of their names to make pleasant smells into terrible ones! Things go so far off the rails that they end up on different rails entirely. Find out what Nate does to banana cream pie and which of Matt’s picks leaves the co-hosts speech...

Grab your Taco SouCream and join us in the drive-thru lane for a LIVE draft of fast food that thinks it’s better than you. Holy aioli is this a random draft, full of artery clogging jokes and enough seasonal fast food beverages to quench your thirst for comedy. Where does the McRib get off only coming out once every five years? Is the Frosty ACTUALLY better than Nate? Plus, Pat commits the crime o...

Grab your Mammalia Gummy Predator and meet us in the haunted bungalow for a LIVE draft with spooky voices that will be sure to haunt you this Halloween season. The Bungalow Boyz are all playing the part of Frankenstein as they create their own monsters out of famous Halloween candy. Which monster will “break me off a piece” of your limbs? Which one of Nate’s monsters needs an all-you-can-eat soul...

Grab your golf clubs and meet us on Mars for a LIVE draft of luxury items you’d take to the red planet. Third Pat from the Sun puts on a brave face as we talk space and try to explain to him how gravity works. Is Neptune a planet or a moon? How much does a gravity blanket weigh in space? Nate ruins everything but at least we explain what the podcast is about…kind of. You’re under no pressure to li...

Grab your guitar and play along with Pat’s upstairs neighbor as we draft you to sleep with lists of mythical creatures as employees. If you were starting your own business, what mythical creatures would you hire? Would a vampire make a good salesperson? What use does Pat have for a troll? Are sirens bird people or fish people? We make LIVE history with the first pick trade in podcast history. Plus...

Grab your pool floats and join us LIVE from the Beach Nate. This week we’re taking famous Tom Hanks movies and replacing the main character with an animal. There’s a time traveling tortoise and party store pee galore. How did Pat manage to take “Catch Me If You Can” and make it 40 seconds long? Why is Matt’s draft so ape-heavy? Has Nate ever actually seen a Tom Hanks movie? Listen and find out!

Grab your didgeridoo and get ready hit the produce section for a LIVE draft of fruit armies. Meet Hulk’s brother Bulk and help us answer life’s most important questions. Does a cyanide pill kill a tomato? Could a pomegranate defeat a banana? A coconut is definitely a fruit and not a nut, right? This week the audio is only a mild disaster and nowhere near as bad as Pat’s Gallagher 2 story. So come...

Grab your flying bicycle and meet us at the zoo for a LIVE draft of places you’d take an alien visitor. Fresh off their spaceship, what is the first thing you want our interstellar guest to experience? Which host will take their alien to an erotic massage parlor? Who will try and reenact scenes from old movies? Do aliens enjoy Frosties? If a fish looks up in China, does he see outer space or does...

Grab your wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man and join the Bungalow Boys as they go toe-to-toe with some of the toughest inanimate objects out there. It’s a fight to the death between Pat and his work printer. Find out why there are dolphins waddling around with their pants around their ankles. Why hasn’t Nate been answering any of Matt’s texts? Was this synopsis written by a microbe? Pa...

Grab your friendship plant and join the Bungalow Boys for a LIVE draft of NFL mascots you’d want as your best friend. Which NFL mascot might have a drug problem? Which host is rumored to be part dolphin? How does Nate plan on stealing an elvish pot of gold? Why wasn’t Pat invited to Nate’s hot tub party two years ago? Sir Purr, Lawrence the Plant, and a major announcement on this week’s ‘sode. Plu...

Grab your Frosty and meet us at #GullFest for another episode of LIVE! It’s by animals, for animals this week as the Bungalow Boys draft lists of best businesses started by animals. We’re talking vigilante elephants and feline hairstylists, folks. Plus, find out what tragedy befell Nate at his local Wendy’s. Hint: unlike at the cat salon, this story does not come with the option of a happy ending.

Grab your sex funnel and join the Bungalow Boys for this week’s LIVE Draft of cereal-themed wardrobes. Plus, what strange urinal flushing behavior has the B.Boys at a loss for words? No Christopher Walken impressions or your money back.

Grab your beach beverage of choice and join the Bungalow Boys as they introduce themselves and their new show!