Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Grab your 100lb Spider-Man statue and meet us at the virtual zoo for a LIVE draft of remote activities. The world is doing everything remotely, from work to friendly gatherings. But what if the government told us we were only allowed to have sex remotely, or feed muffins to cows remotely? What are some other things that just are not the same over a computer? Pat tries to land a plane with only his...

Grab your harpoon gun and meet us in the swamp as the Bung Boiz embark on a perilous adventure. In 2019’s Halloween episode (“Candy Monsters”), Pat created a black licorice octopus that lives in a swamp and preys on unsuspecting teens. Now the gang is on a quest to slay the beast. Along the way, they will draft a weapon, a power, a humanoid sidekick, and an animal companion. Pat is in a race again...

Grab your toilet paper bush and meet us in the apocalyptic wasteland of the dish soap isle! This week, the gang gives the Bungheadz some good ideas for their excess toilet paper supply. Think of all the mummies you could make! Pat learns about decorative soap. Nate is a clumper. Matt has had to convert to wet wipes. Plus, eggs are being dropped from Nate’s roof and pig arms are being crushed in ca...

Grab your peanut butter pasta and meet us at Gettysburg for a historical episode of LIVE! If you were somehow able to watch historical events on Netflix, which would you most want to see? Pat wants to see the Lincoln assassination, but mostly because he wants to get a free play out of the deal. Nate doesn’t think WWII footage is bloody enough, so he’d like an HD streaming experience. Matt burns on...

Grab your favorite sweater and be prepared to get punched in the face for a surprise Wednesday edition of LIVE! You’d be a fool not to listen to this bonus episode, where the Bung Boiz transport themselves into their favorite rom-coms. Who will become Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman?” Who likes to date older (much older)? Who wants to enter “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” just so they can go to a Ce...

Grab your Danny DeVito blowup doll and meet us at the (adult) toy store for a live episode of LIVE! What if the place where you were quarantined came to life, like Beast’s mansion or Ben Stiller’s museum? Where would you want to be? Matt strikes up a conversation with Mona Lisa. Pat befriends toys, but some of them are the kind that crawl up his butt. Nate wants items in his own house to come to l...

Grab your firefly flashlight and shine it on a wild new episode of LIVE! What animal/object hybrids would you create to make your life easier? Pat has a couch he can milk and Matt’s chair can rip apart his body (but also clean his hair). Nate creates a lot of animals with handles but also one that can light his cigars, as long as it doesn’t blow his head off first. Plus, Pat is at war with a mouse...

Grab your three inches of Irish and meet us in the lady bug jar for a blank new episode of blank! “Kiss me, I’m Irish” is getting old, so it’s time to come up with new “____ me, I’m ____” sayings. “Wash me, I’m hands!” Or maybe “listen to me, I’m this podcast!” The possibilities are endless. Nate continues to be problematic. Matt retires one of his best jokes. Pat has a weird thing going on with b...

Grab your dragon’s balls and meet us in the goop for a new episode of LIVE! This week we are assembling an entourage of cartoon characters from our childhood that we would hang out with, and some of us do better than others. Pat is worried that breeding robots are stealing jobs. Nate gets disowned by his group. Matt might be a wallaby. Plus, Pat wonders if ESPN subtitles count as books and Nate is...

Grab your can of Mountain Flu and meet us in quarantine for a sick new episode of LIVE! Coronavirus has everybody freaked, so the Bung Boyz are bringing some levity to the apocalypse with a draft of other ailments with a beverage twist. You can’t imagine the horrific ginger ailments that await. It’s a game of BadLibs and there is lots of sweating. Plus, someone gave the pod a one-star review and P...

Grab your atlas and meet us in SwedMan for a showdown that takes the podcast WorldWhy. Pat thinks he can beat Nate in a Geography Bee, so Matt plays trivia host as the other two Bung Boyz compete to see who is the least dumb. Pat is hoisted by his own Picard. Nate serves us a plate of Gabagooldfish. Matt makes Pat describe a country he has never heard of before. Plus, is ocean a country? Is Mexica...

Grab your sex fruit and meet us for an Aztec orgy at the Valentine’s Day themed Bungalow. It’s the Time of Valen, and the Boyz ring in the holiday by kissing butt cracks for cash and fighting over worm hearts. If you could make a new holiday based off an emotion, complete with a gift, tradition, and mythical creature, what would you create? Matt is possessed by the CurmudgMan. Pat mainlines sadnes...

Grab your tornado tentacles and meet us in the blast radius for a LIVE draft of bombs made out of movies. If you could weaponize a film’s plot, which flicks would you choose? Nate launches “The Purge” at a bank so he can rob it. Matt throws a “Terminator” grenade at his enemies. Pat drops a “Gremlin” bomb in a bowl of water. Plus, it’s Matt’s birthday and he is having an existential crisis. Pat is...

Grab your Squam people and meet us in the circle ring circus for a SUPER episode of LIVE! It’s time for the big game and the boyz celebrate $*per B*w1 LIV in style with a convoluted draft of Super Bowl ads you’d want as your offense, defense, coach, and cheerleader. Producer Matt officially sets a date for an actual Geography Bee showdown between Pat and Nate. New words are invented. Pat doesn’t t...

Grab your Fitbit (duh) and meet us in Welshilvania so we can track your pumps! This week it’s a LIVE draft of stats you wish your Fitbit could track. If you could track your lies, would you? What about how many pieces of pizza you’ve eaten? Matt wants to know how many people he’s met and Nate is a human pelican. Plus, Pat challenges Nate to a geography bee and Matt hides in the bathroom stall at w...

Grab your strawberry bazooka and meet us at the world’s largest Bud Light can for this week’s massive draft. If you were a giant, what would you do? Matt uses his size to get invites to Leonardo DiCaprio’s parties. Nate dunks for the first time. Pat maybe starts eating people. Plus, Pat’s dog speaks more languages than he does and Matt is allergic to masterbating. It’s ‘Buchi time, so tune in and...

Grab your bottle of homemade apple cider vinegar and join us as we give new meaning to the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished.” Today it’s a LIVE draft of good deeds that we hate. Hear just how much Pat despises having his meals paid for by strangers. Learn Nate’s brilliant strategy for when and when not to hold a door. Find out about the one every day thing that Matt can’t watch old people do....

Grab your poo pancake and meet us in the Earth’s core for a LIVE draft of what actually killed the dinosaurs. The Bung Boyz #MakeThePrecambrianGreatAgain with a list of conspiracy theories that make so much sense they must be true. Jesus visited the dinosaurs and refused to join their orgy. Obamacare left millions of raptors without good health coverage. They’re not actually dead, they just shrunk...

Grab your newspapers and meet us at the Bungalow for the 20th episode of the 2nd decade of the 21st century. The Bungalow Boys are putting their prophet hats on and predicting headlines for the next ten years. Pat and Nate try to hunt down Future Matt's killer while Future Pat does cocaine with John Stamos and Future Nate checks into rehab. Pat predicts a sexual reckoning will wipe out civilizatio...

Grab your butt tree and join Doug Pitt at the Bungalow, where the boiz do a #PatDraft of “replace Santa with…well, anything you want.” It’s jolly, it’s merry, it’s Santa as a gorilla but the gorilla is Forrest Gump. We update the listeners on Jason Derulo’s CGI’ed private parts in “Cats,” and somehow his junk ends up with a mustache? Plus, we ask Jesus why he is always listening yet never leaves u...

Grab your penis sock and join us in Whoville for a whodunit with robots, elephants, and bartenders galore. The Bungalow Boyz take turns spinning tales of murder and intrigue inspired by the hit movie “Knives Out,” complete with a victim, inspector, suspect, and killer. Whose death is Ace Ventura called in to investigate? Did Wall-E just confess to a crime? Is Tom Cruise’s perfect hair a possible m...

Grab your inverted dreamcatcher and join us by the kitchen sink for a LIVE draft of sexy chores. Pat is a half-eaten omelet in an episode which is sure to arouse your urge to clean. Nate tries to contain himself while describing his dirty dishes. Pat zags from Matt’s zig. Plus, the Bungalow Boyz give a highly anticipated update on the #DevilsVacuum. Where else will you hear Dick Van Dyke, Van Gogh...

Grab your Rogaine and meet us on Main Street for a LIVE draft of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade floats based on our lives. It’s a sand flea party and everyone is invited, including Ralph the condom-eating mouse and all of Matt’s wildly different alter egos. Pat asks what the difference is between turkey meat and human meat and Nate’s parade marches down memory lane as he relives his party days (wh...

Grab your bread fork and meet us in Kokomo for a LIVE draft of woke Disney titles. We take famous Disney movies and change their names to conform them to #WokeCulture. Is Bernie Sanders a Nazi? Is George R.R. Martin a Flat Earther? Was Bambi killed by the Clintons? Stay #Woke this week as Political Correspondent Pat questions whether fish have skin and Matt delivers a draft that will have everyone...

Grab your slice of pizza and join us at the nearest concert venue for a LIVE draft of pizza toppings as pop singers! If your favorite toppings became overnight celebrities, what would their musician name be and what would be their biggest hit single? Find out what the anchovy known as DJ ‘Chovi releases as his chart topper. Marvel at how Nate turns the sausage into a musical sensation. Gasp in awe...