Bat Minute

Today we find out where victory comes from… Alfred tells us that it’s defending what we know is right, while we still live. Is… is it? Is it really? Bruce loves his old man. I think I have something in my eye... Joining the investigation this week is a man who is no stranger to never giving up, to never surrendering - by Grabthar's Hammer, it's Alex Thompson! Completing this super team is the Bat...

Wonder hacker Barbara tries to break into Al’s PC with the password… “Alfred”. Uhh… nice try. Bruce may have Ivy on the brain but he's got sweet Alfie in his heart as the two share a tender moment and our hosts get weepy. Completing his week of investigations is the gaming guru and '80s master himself... it's Desmond Miller - aka Shecky Davis Jr! Desmond will help this show beat back death itself!...

Freeze has his power back and now these Power Rangers villains are preparing to go to war! There's a storm coming... Ivy and Bane have made their way to the roof of police HQ… and they proceed to… attempt to… destroy the Bat signal. It’s taking a while, man. Barbara breaks the box! Let's go, new Al! The investigation is once more being tackled by the master of the '80s, the '90s and everything in...

Gordon BRAGS about being police commissioner. Nobody cares, dude, just hand over the keys. Smelt it? Dealt it. Also: TOO OLD! Bruce continues to be distracted. The beard slips! But meanwhile, Freeze is powering up! IT’S TURBO TIME! We needed to call on the master of all things 1980s to help make sense of this 1990s disasterpiece, so the only man who could save us was none other than Desmond Miller...

Bruce Wayne appears at the shindig to break in this telescope or whatever the hell you do with these things. This schmoozing about makes me SICK! Pamela arrives on the scene. Doesn't she look a lot like Ivy? Wow, weird. WHAT IS SHE DOING TO GORDON?!?!? LEAVE MY JIM ALONE! Back for one last crack at the case are our own dynamic duo. Riding the road to ruin and here to say ¡Adios Amigos! is author P...

Alfred continues explaining Barbara’s new quest - find Wilfred, wherever he is and hand him this secret parcel! But he does also say how much she looks like her mother. That mother he clearly loves. Weird. “Bonsoir, glamorous Gothamites!”. Everyone who’s anyone is here for the dedication of… the… uhh… the new telescope. It’s the hip event of the season! Returning to the case on their rocket bound...

Dick and Bruce are still arguing about Ivy. Boys, please, calm down - she doesn’t want either of you anyway! Brucie boy DOES want her all for himself and that’s precisely the problem. Why? WHAT HAS SHE DONE? Something is afoot. Meanwhile, Alfred charges Barbara with the most important of tasks - finding his wandering bro. He's also invented the iPad, apparently. Joining the investigation is our ve...

“I don’t care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.” - Detective Crashmore

Alfred is really not doing well - in fact, he’s pretty much incapable of getting out of bed. Same, dude... same. At least they're making him comfortable. Wait a minute... MACGREGOR’S SYNDROME?!?!? Ivy has got under the skin of our heroes as tensions brew. The damage is done to the dynamic duo! Or is it? For one final stab at this case we've brought back our Meme Queen, "Broken" Alyson Grimm! Can s...

Freeze finishes his breakdown and reveals that first it’s Gotham… then.. THE WORLD! Ivy has JUST what she wanted now and reveals what seems to be a NEW scheme - kill every single thing on the planet and start over! A tad extreme, admittedly.  Returning to the case is our resident Memeologist, "The Painmaker" Alyson Grimm! Backing her up once more is the Cosmic one himself, ready to go versus...

You've made... uhh... quite the choice there, lad.

Things get emotional today as Mrs Freeze is mourned with one final tear. Time to make them all pay. Release the beast! TURN THEIR BONES TO ICE! "Sorry"? Really? I don't buy it, sister. Joining the investigation is a new pairing, a new partnership... again! First up we have the Meme Queen herself, "The American Nightmare" Alyson Grimm! Completing this duo is our Cosmic Special Guest Investigator, t...

It's Turbo Time one final time as the Bat gang reunite to finish off their ridiculous review of this holiday classic! Just don't miss our karate class next time, okay?   Merry Christmas, Sleepy Charlie listeners! We hope your Boxing Day is relaxed and joyous.   “Let me talk to your muther, get your muther please” — Howard Langston   The next Christmas special follows next year! THAT...

You made it through another wild year, so congratulations you ! It's been tough, it's been rough... but you know what's even more difficult? That's right - finding a Turbo Man doll in time! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! IT'S TURBO TIME!   Merry Christmas, Sleepy Charlie listeners!   “I'm not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll” — Howard Langston   The next Christmas special foll...

An OTT walk leads to an OTT reaction - one... of doom! For Nora that is. Who needs a frigid wife anyway? While attempted murder is occurring, Freeze has made himself right at home in the Turkish baths - he's got the essentials going already! Quick work for a somebody who's brain is frozen. Returning to the investigation once more is the undead slayer himself - it's Scott Carelli! Scott will go thr...

The toxins are being delivered mouth-to-mouth! OF COURSE! How could they have missed it?!?! Well Robin is still missing the point and the heroic duo scuffle, with Dick taking a plunge into the delicious vat of ice cream. Wipeout! Gordon enters, as confused as ever. WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? HOW’D THEY GET AWAY?!?!? Great Scott! Returning to the case is Sandford's finest - it's Scott "The Fuzz" Carelli hi...

Freeze is gathering his chilly booty with those cops in hot pursuit... only for them to fall like a house of cards. OOPS! Stick around? Batman and Bane are still brawling. It’s a hoss fight, bah gawd! LET OFF SOME STEAM, BANE! Here to finally complete the Bat Minute Golden Mile is the duel-master general himself - it's Scott Carelli! As the master of FRANCHISES, this companion is here to round our...

We're making a few... improvements.

Our leafy lady takes another stab at seduction, but Batman just cannot abide the homicidal ones. While this sexy time is going on Robin is getting pummelled! Somebody save this boy from Bane, good god almighty! At least Gordon is finally heroic, mind! Taking one more crack at The Bat is our new resident lecturer, talker, maker and podcaster - it's Anna F. Peppard! Hear her contrast these absurd sc...

Batman and Robin descend the ladder in their pursuit of the scent of a woman. They're not looking too hard though, are they? Put some effort in! No beauty... but ALL beast! BANE IS ON THE SCENE! RAAAAR! Meanwhile, Ivy makes her move on a pretty little birdie. After all, there’s something about an anatomically correct rubber suit… that puts fire… in a girl’s lips. Returning to the case is a writer,...

As Ivy sends Freeze off on his little errand, our heroes catch a whiff of some interesting pheromones. Where do they know this delightful scent from?!?!? Victor is having a bit of trouble fetching his gear. Don't you just hate uninvited guests? Well, CHOKE ON THIS! Ah, now we're chilled. Joining the investigation is author, lecturer and podcaster Anna F. Peppard! Anna wrote 'Supersex'? Well, who b...

Soup... or ice cream? Why not both?!?!?

Batman and Robin are both puzzled as to how their feelings for Ivy just vanished. I’m puzzled too, my feelings for her have never faltered, never waned. Hehe - Wayned. Anyway, she's packing those great stems and fantastic buds. OPEN SESAME! I feel like Chicken Tonight! Even if I'm no match for The Bat and The Bird... Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology, the Monarch, Dael Kings...

Jungkook... Batmobile... Batmobile... Jungkook...

Food, get your food here! Parcels? Those too!