Bat Minute

Freeze finishes his breakdown and reveals that first it’s Gotham… then.. THE WORLD! Ivy has JUST what she wanted now and reveals what seems to be a NEW scheme - kill every single thing on the planet and start over! A tad extreme, admittedly.  Returning to the case is our resident Memeologist, "The Painmaker" Alyson Grimm! Backing her up once more is the Cosmic one himself, ready to go versus...

You've made... uhh... quite the choice there, lad.

Things get emotional today as Mrs Freeze is mourned with one final tear. Time to make them all pay. Release the beast! TURN THEIR BONES TO ICE! "Sorry"? Really? I don't buy it, sister. Joining the investigation is a new pairing, a new partnership... again! First up we have the Meme Queen herself, "The American Nightmare" Alyson Grimm! Completing this duo is our Cosmic Special Guest Investigator, t...

It's Turbo Time one final time as the Bat gang reunite to finish off their ridiculous review of this holiday classic! Just don't miss our karate class next time, okay?   Merry Christmas, Sleepy Charlie listeners! We hope your Boxing Day is relaxed and joyous.   “Let me talk to your muther, get your muther please” — Howard Langston   The next Christmas special follows next year! THAT...

You made it through another wild year, so congratulations you ! It's been tough, it's been rough... but you know what's even more difficult? That's right - finding a Turbo Man doll in time! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! IT'S TURBO TIME!   Merry Christmas, Sleepy Charlie listeners!   “I'm not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll” — Howard Langston   The next Christmas special foll...

An OTT walk leads to an OTT reaction - one... of doom! For Nora that is. Who needs a frigid wife anyway? While attempted murder is occurring, Freeze has made himself right at home in the Turkish baths - he's got the essentials going already! Quick work for a somebody who's brain is frozen. Returning to the investigation once more is the undead slayer himself - it's Scott Carelli! Scott will go thr...

The toxins are being delivered mouth-to-mouth! OF COURSE! How could they have missed it?!?! Well Robin is still missing the point and the heroic duo scuffle, with Dick taking a plunge into the delicious vat of ice cream. Wipeout! Gordon enters, as confused as ever. WHAT HAPPENED?!?!? HOW’D THEY GET AWAY?!?!? Great Scott! Returning to the case is Sandford's finest - it's Scott "The Fuzz" Carelli hi...

Freeze is gathering his chilly booty with those cops in hot pursuit... only for them to fall like a house of cards. OOPS! Stick around? Batman and Bane are still brawling. It’s a hoss fight, bah gawd! LET OFF SOME STEAM, BANE! Here to finally complete the Bat Minute Golden Mile is the duel-master general himself - it's Scott Carelli! As the master of FRANCHISES, this companion is here to round our...

We're making a few... improvements.

Our leafy lady takes another stab at seduction, but Batman just cannot abide the homicidal ones. While this sexy time is going on Robin is getting pummelled! Somebody save this boy from Bane, good god almighty! At least Gordon is finally heroic, mind! Taking one more crack at The Bat is our new resident lecturer, talker, maker and podcaster - it's Anna F. Peppard! Hear her contrast these absurd sc...

Batman and Robin descend the ladder in their pursuit of the scent of a woman. They're not looking too hard though, are they? Put some effort in! No beauty... but ALL beast! BANE IS ON THE SCENE! RAAAAR! Meanwhile, Ivy makes her move on a pretty little birdie. After all, there’s something about an anatomically correct rubber suit… that puts fire… in a girl’s lips. Returning to the case is a writer,...

As Ivy sends Freeze off on his little errand, our heroes catch a whiff of some interesting pheromones. Where do they know this delightful scent from?!?!? Victor is having a bit of trouble fetching his gear. Don't you just hate uninvited guests? Well, CHOKE ON THIS! Ah, now we're chilled. Joining the investigation is author, lecturer and podcaster Anna F. Peppard! Anna wrote 'Supersex'? Well, who b...

Soup... or ice cream? Why not both?!?!?

Batman and Robin are both puzzled as to how their feelings for Ivy just vanished. I’m puzzled too, my feelings for her have never faltered, never waned. Hehe - Wayned. Anyway, she's packing those great stems and fantastic buds. OPEN SESAME! I feel like Chicken Tonight! Even if I'm no match for The Bat and The Bird... Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology, the Monarch, Dael Kings...

Jungkook... Batmobile... Batmobile... Jungkook...

Food, get your food here! Parcels? Those too!

We’re back as Bruce and Alfred have the closest these two probably ever get to a back-slapping hug. Aww. Dick bursts in and ruins the moment but he’s got good cause to be fair - FREEZE HAS ESCAPED! He’s heard the news… somehow. Gordon has the evidence - some of the BEST surveillance camera footage the world has ever known! Returning to crack this case once again like only she can is the magnificen...

Zany meets... zany? No, no, NO!

The security guards break in - they’re gonna grab Bane! RUN, MY PRETTY! FLY! THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT! Bruce asks “Alfred, are you well?”. A weird question considering we know that he’s not, but okay. He isn't going to let the mask slip, however - he's a gent, after all. Joining the investigation this week is our resident Bat Minute Hall of Famer - it's none other than the marvellous mythology maest...

DO NOT FORGET MY SOAP! DO NOT FORGET MY WOOD!

Freeze has the solution to his power problem - he needs his diamonds! They power the suit, remember. A slightly costly fuel this, man, but okay. Anyway, time for an exit strategy... Ivy slaps Bane on the chest to level him up and off he stomps to pound a hole in the wall… but he fails. REINFORCED STEEL, NOT GOOD! Maybe take advantage of the NON-winterized pipes? Just don't mention a wife! Returnin...

Ivy proposes! A pairing, that is. Meanwhile, Bane sprints through the corridors with Freeze’s suit in a trolley. Countless ineffectual guards just bounce off him like wrestling referees trying to stop a fight. A LAUNDRY SERVICE THAT DELIVERS! WOW! But for a 50" waist?!?!? Returning to the investigation is the chaplain of the Movies by Mintues podcast community - it's Father David Mowry! Completing...

Ivy thinks that men are rather absurd creatures. Is she wrong? She IS to die for, after all! The Riddler and Two-Face make a return to the franchise! IN A WAY?!?!? Impressive. Most impressive... Joining the investigation in divine style is none other than Father David Mowry! Backing him up in this Next Scene are the familial duo of Sean and Brian German! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same...

Freeze continues his little craft lesson. Following a YouTube tutorial or something I guess, 'The Lighthouse' style. Our Icehead has a visitor... sister? SISTER?!?!? Regardless, he's feeling blue no more, that's for sure... and these guards are about to feel the heat! Taking a final crack at this case are Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes! There's no leaders here, listeners... so shut up and do what...

Barbara continues to be a little ignorant of Dick’s distress... but she drops a bombshell of her own - her own distress, her own pain. Alfred is sick and it's no bull - Bruce can tell. After pondering this sad moment we then cut back to Arkham and Mr Freeze appears to be whittling some kind of a… doll? A human? COULD IT BE A NEW WIFE?!?!? It’s just you and me now, chunk of ice. Back in action toda...