Bat Minute

Dick wants to know how long Barb has been racing. She ain’t no noob, man... but you wouldn't understand! Things get a little 'Depeche Mode' as our Oxbridge lass makes this all about a 'Master and Servant'! Joining the investigation this week are the supreme beings, so they're not entirely dim - it's Duncan Shields and Curtis Bloes! This duo might not be international criminals just yet, but they'r...

Guzzle it down, sucka!

We’re back as some hooligans are going to add a little life to this party - with chains and bombs, bay-bay. Sebulba crashes his pod - poodoo! Just as Dick and Barb are about to take a tumble, he stops to comment on where she likes to hang out. Not classy, dude. Returning to the race and the case one final time is none other than Barter Town's finest - it's Rick and Julia from the Mad Max Minute po...

It's-a-me - Vin Diesel!

It's that Juggalo Call: Whoop Whoop! It seems like Dick is attempting to ‘save’ Barbara, a woman who clearly doesn’t need his help whatsoever. Good move, dude. As the racers head over a bridge we see the Sand People are going to attack! Once more entering the Thunderdome that is Gotham City are Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! They're the first to survive the audition yet aga...

Classy... yet blue.

Let the grand race... BEGIN! The throng release dollar balloons… for some reason… and Coolio starts the race with a BANG! We've got some Mario Kart style, bay-bay! All we need is a blue shell - we've already got the rubber banding. Returning to our crew as Special Guest Investigators are none other than Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute ! Mediocre? NO! They are perfect... perfect in ev...

The gangs all get ready for the big race. RACE WARS (not that kind)! Welcome to a gangster's paradise! We discover that Barbara is a seasoned pro. She won the Tunnel Run two nights ago so now it's time for the Kessel Run. Let's burn rubber,  Three-Jump! Returning to the case is singer and actor Bryarly Bishop! If anybody can win this race and send this Jesse Ventura-wannabe packin', it's our...

Bruce wants to know her... and he wants to KNOW her - wink, wink. This mystical, mystery, lady sure is seductive.  SHE'S EVEN THE MYSTERY GUEST! An intruder is in the garage… an intruder with long hair… WHO COULD IT BE?!?!? Meanwhile, down at the ol' racetrack... Returning to the investigation is singer and actor Bryarly Bishop! Here to take Gotham OUT of the grasp of fear and on down to the...

Bruce may be prime hubby material, but this lady can't wait forever! Meanwhile, a Peeping Tomasina spies all of this strife... or does she? Is she even there? GET YOUR MIND ON THE PRIZE, BRUCIE BOY! GET OUT, GIRL! Joining this week's investigation is a Bat Minute veteran - it's singer and actor Bryarly Bishop! Here to take us from praise to scorn, Brylarly is on the scene to whisk Julie to some ki...

Moving can be a stressful time for all concerned, so we're glad to see that this duo have taken it in their stride. Bravo. Meanwhile, Bruce and his lady friend are having a delightful dinner... full of AWKWARDNESS! Way to go, ruining it for everybody... I hope you're very happy. Joining our investigative team once more is the art-adept, wondrous wordsmith, brilliant blogger and illustrious liar hi...

Ivy and Bane begin their new version of Extreme Makeovers: Home Edition. The best renovation show, can I add? Bane takes Ivy's water love rather literally and irrigates the place. Not a bad gardener, this Luchadore chap. The poisonous one attempts to one up God himself - paradise in a matter of minutes, perhaps? Returning to the investigation is a professional film nerd, programmer, broadcaster, w...

We visit the most sensual of all locations, the bathhouse and attempt to evict the neon luchadore/sugar skull patrons. Yeet the tenants! Slap that Bane to rev him up - now he's good to go and ready to rumble. “Let’s redecorate” - calling the Queer Eye gang! Joining the investigation is a professional film nerd, programmer, broadcaster, writer and creative producer - it's Anna Bogutskaya! The next...

Evacuation... complete.

Freeze cannot breathe and the guards couldn't be more pleased - a weak Arnold is a vulnerable Arnold. Ivy can't believe it - the dynamic duo resisted her charms AND her magic. For now though, the pair need a lair. To the Turkish Baths! THE NEON TURKISH BATHS! Having one last crack at the case and to speak freaky deaky Dutch is Johnie Powers! Rounding out our top tier team is a podcaster who is num...

We’re back as the FREEZer is dragged further and further through Arkham’s cold corridors. Get this sucker into the beam! Bad move. This is the chilling sound of your DOOM! Unfortunately for Victor he's feeling a little choked up at the moment though. Returning to the investigation is our woman of mystery. Groovy - it's Johnie Powers! Turning podcasts to gold is kind of her thing. Joining her once...

Some Judo lessons here and there - that's how our Babs got these tight skills! It's not THAT hard, come on! Not when you gotta survive those mean streets anyway - it kind of comes naturally then. A little bit of Dick trickery is on the cards today as well, with Barbara wrapping this poor sap around her little finger. Meanwhile, back with the Witch King of Angmar... Joining the investigation today...

Alfred talks of controlling death... but can it truly be defied? Perhaps not. Mentally, spiritually, but perhaps not physically we travel back in time, to the days the young Master. Bruce suddenly realises the truth in Alfred's words - some things must be let go. Hang on though - a blonde lady is on the loose! Returning to take one more suicidal stab at this case, bringing their own brand of justi...

Let the wars... RESUME!

Alfred's latest release is about to drop and there's even a deluxe Kickstarter edition! Ahead of the game, this guy. Bruce waltzes in, towelling down and wants to know if he's pig headed. "YES" confirms our shady queen of a butler. However, what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself? Returning to the case and our super team-up are...

Dick is emasculated and flies into a rage - how dare Batman stop his show-off moment! Bruce thinks his head ain't in the game - it's on the Ivy. Look in the mirror, dude. This isn't a partnership, however... In the meantime, DJ Al hits the decks and... burns a CD? Returning to the team as Special Guest Investigators are only the finest of super sleuths with the highest of DC credentials - it's Mar...

The pints are on me, guv'nor.

It's one giant leap for frozen kind as Victor and the crew get ready to soar through the skies. Well they WOULD be about to, but the goons have lost faith! BELIEVE IN YOUR MASTER, FOOLS! Just as Robin is about to show them all who's boss, The Bat disables the bike and goes for it himself, the show-off! What a narcissist! But did it work? Is Freeze down for the count? Returning to crack this case o...

FREEZE, BROTHER! HAVE A NICE DAY!

We’re back as Freeze and his rejected extras from Mad Max very slowly make their getaway. That’s the price for driving a tank, dude. Things go full Mario Kart and this cool dude is about to jump, jump, jump! Can Robin make it too? Not if Bats has anything to say about it! Returning to the investigation is our very own Fast & Furious racer (and DVD thief) Jonathan Howell! Rounding out our Dojo once...