Bat Minute

Bats and the gang try to piece this whole thing together - it was a distraction, but WHICH of the eight billion local criminals could it have been orchestrated by? They're almost all loose! Join our maestros of a million criminal microphones as they almost crack this case wide open! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Our perfectly normal Americans, fighting crime while donning fancy dress, mansplain to this silly Russian woman - they're not into that freaky stuff, this is all completely above board. Kitka calls them vigilantes and gets chewed out, absolutely annihilated - NO, THEY’RE FULLY DEPUTISED, IT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT! STOP GETTING BATMAN WRONG! “Support your police”, says Robin. No ACAB here, it seem...

NO MORE QUESTIONS! NEVER BRING THIS SHIP UP EVER AGAIN! While Batman attempts to cover up this fascinating mystery, a Soviet reporter enters the scene - with sexy results. "The woman must be mad", you say? SHE ISN'T FROM HERE! SHE HAS HER OWN CUSTOMS! Will she snap a picture for the Kremlin? Will Gordon ever think to question who the Dynamic Duo are? Will the press really leave this...

HOLY BARBER SHOP! The shark issue just isn't going away, is it? What a nuisance! Luckily Robin can help sort it out because the boys have stuff to be getting on with. The shark leaves the scene... and its life! KABOOM! Do they tend to explode? WHO KNOWS?!?!? The most pressing matter is figuring out what happened to that damn boat... Joining the investigation is none other than Clarisse Loughre...

HOLY SARDINE! Batman is going to die! Again! As the holiest creature of all is evoked (the sardine, of course) our Bats does battle with Satan's henchman - THE ALMIGHTY SHARK! AND WHAT A SHARK! It's mid-air life and death combat today, listeners - lets just hope that our hero has a convenient item on hand to save him... The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute...

Roger, wilco The descent continues - with sexy results! Wait, no - with disastrous results! CHOMP! It wasn't a boat at all! Nothing phases The Bat, however - as he deals with the minor annoyance of this MONSTER SHARK he hatches an escape plan - it's going to require a certain little birdy to assist. Today's guest investigator: Jay Cluitt of "Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast" The n...

My Bat is like a shark's fin! Today sees the introduction of the most incredible, the most advanced, the most out-of-this-world of ALL of our hero's gadgets - yes, it's the Bat Ladder! So keep your wits about you and say goodbye, but only for a minute - it's time... to descend... into the deepest, bluest! Today's guest: Jay Cluitt The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat...

A blessing! A blessing from the lord(s)! As our heroes warn Jack about keeping his hands to himself, the cops can't help but doff their caps in their general direction - after all, the police never do anything around here! It gives them a good feeling to know they’re up there doing THEIR jobs for them! The yacht is in sight, Robin's tool is on show... and Rob O'Connor joins the case on...

Bruce and Dick whip it out... what a specimen! What a beauty! It's none other than the Batcopter! The two go-a-cruisin'... for bikini babes, that is! Those dirty dogs! Then again, maybe they're checking out Jack LaLanne - this man is WILD! Returning to the case once more is superfan Rob O'Connor! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Fac...

Welcome... Stately Wayne Manor! Bruce and Dick spring into action, barely even acknowledging good ol' Alfred there - there's no time, man! WE HAVE TO SLIDE DOWN A POLE! And the most important part? A costume change, of course! IN INSTANT FASHION! As the duo drive into danger, they request for a very different (and new) mode of transportation to be prepared... Joining our own dynamic duo to...

Credits week continues with abandon! And also concludes. Today we're going to discuss some Neal Hefti - oh, you'd better believe we're going to discuss some Neal Hefti! Not just Neal Hefti, though - there's Lorenzo Semple Jr, Leslie H. Martinson and a random sexy lady smoking in a doorway. They're all here! The film also begins proper and we're given the goss from the off:...

Everybody do the Bonanza! We're in credits town early this season as we learn the old fashioned way of doing things - right up front! From Adam West and Burt Ward to Lee Meriwether... and the rest... we're introduced to a grand gallery of greatness! Oh and Charlie Harper from the UK Subs comes up at one point - who'd have guessed? The deep dives begin... NOW! The next episode follows o...

We wish to express our gratitude to the enemies of crime and crusaders against crime throughout the world for their inspirational example Come with us now on a journey through time and space. LET'S GET GROOVY BABY, YEAH! IT'S TIME FOR THE '60s TO SWING ONTO THE SCENE! What better way to celebrate than with... uhh... corporate branding. FAR OUT! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Sa...

When crime haunts the night, a silent crusader carries the torch of justice. Those with evil hearts beware for out of the darkness comes the Gray Ghost! THE NEW SEASON IS HERE! KIND OF! To begin our delve into Batman '66, the Dynamic Duo decided to deliver this delightful prologue episode first as a little treat. Join the team as we investigate a passing of the torch - Adam West is all over this t...

One thousand brides. One hundred million dollars. Jimmie Shannon is about to discover the true value of love Allegedly. I guess. As the hiatus season begins to wrap up, join the Bat Minute crew for one more exciting (?) Crusader-adjacent cinematic marvel! Today our team tackle the wonders of The Bachelor, a film sure to take Mr O'Donnell to even greater heights. So prepare to pass on your gene...

HERE COMES THE MOTHER F*%#ING BRIDE! *cringe* There's a monster inside all of us... but hopefully not the drunken bonk addict that is Mary Shelley's monstrous ghost! The Bat Minute crew return from the gutter for one more hiatus episode... and this time they've brought someone with them! A BRIDE IN FACT! Join the Dynamic Duo as they try their best to delve into the mysteries of Maggie...

THE DICEMAN COMETH Bat Minute is kicking off the New Year with a little treat in the form of a hiatus episode about... an Andrew Dice Clay film? YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! Join the crew and Audra and Brett too as they laugh it up/get grossed out by this absolutely wild ride through the world of the LA music industry. With an added koala. So, you sick, confusing, MF-ers - discuss premature ejaculation,...

It's Christmas once more, so you know what that means... BAT MINUTE IS BACK! As is Michelle Pfeiffer - it's been a while. Celebrate the season, mums, family frustrations and the wonder of Sweatpants - a new entry to this merry genre has arrived and nothing could stop our Dynamic Duo chatting all about it with Sean German! Merry whatever once more, one and all! Ho, ho, ho... The next Christ...

With THESE Angels around, you can count on all hell breaking loose! That's right, the Angels in question are Jon and Niall, of course! Oh and I guess our guests too, whatever. Join this SUPER TEAM as they delve into the wonders (?) of the year 2000, a land that time forget. Dance in your pants (underwear for you Americans!), slap on some KoRn, sniff that hair, raise some hell and get your dose...

THIS EPISODE REALLY STINKS! That's right, huff away and take in two nostrils full of that eggy goodness - the Bat Minute crew have teamed up with Brittany once more, this time to get a whiff of this year's most pungent publication - it's the Harley Quinn Fartacular! Toot on! Shockingly, this is actually sweet, not stinky - join us for our discussion of body confidence, personal boundar...

Sex. Murder. Mystery. Welcome to the party. To celebrate the life of our former Bat, the crew get together to discuss one of his OTHER finest performances - it's Gay Perry time! So get your feet off the desk, hold your pee near corpses and get yourself knee-deep in... never mind, I can't finish that. KISS KISS BANG BANG, BABY! Today's guest: Dave Pallas The next episode follows... soon...

The conclusion is here! Part two of Bat Minute's discussion of Vera Drew's wonderful film 'The People's Joker' has landed for your delight - now, what's ya name and pronouns, huh? It's time to make that smile real, one more time! The next episode follows... soon! Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !    

In the first episode of this two-part spectacular your Dynamic Duo finally breathe deep of that Smylex in order to bring you a coming-of-age story of self-discovery like no other - it's time for The People's Joker to hit the stage! Vera's here, puddin'. The next episode follows... soon! Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !    

It's that time of year once again and the Bat Minute crew are back with their new Christmas (holiday?) special.   Get ready to get hot and frosty as this magical snowman comes to life and changes everybody's lives for the better - via the power of abs and the mind of a child, of course.   Oh and you better believe that we dragged Liz and Jarf along for this one!   Merry Whatever, Sl...

He's gonna put a shock to your system - it's Static Shock! The Bat crew are here to discuss the crossover episode of this under-appreciated cartoon as the Dynamic Duo arrive on the scene to help deal with a particularly AMUSING foe. Joining in the shenanigans is none other than Stephanie Palacino! You know that this one will be off the rails and crazy ELECTRIC. The next episode follows... soon! Sa...