Bat Minute

Daddy WHO? Barrie, Zaddy.

It's time to go down, down, down... TO THE FUNCTION! THIS IS LEGENDARY! Strike a pose and hit the ballroom floor in your jungle finest. There's nothing finer than those Wayne diamonds, however... in fact, they may be at the heart of all of this. Back at the Bat Ball once more is the Caffine Jedi herself, Stephanie Palacino! She ain't here to get down with the plants and the apes in this green wond...

Very well then, instead of fleeing this town, I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds.

Don't cut my Kylo.

Seed the World.

Do you even argue, bro (du soleil)?

He's a real Hot One(s).

Freeze may be lost in thought but there's work to do - the Wayne diamonds are now up for grabs! Just don't talk during the movie. Those people are scum... subhuman scum. Still, thanks Mr Goon! This week's returning champion is the one and only Caffine Jedi - it's Stephanie Palacino! She's back in the house once more, Bat Mites! Tired of Drowning in Sunshine, Stephanie has returned to the dark and...

Bruce turns this interaction into a plug for his event, thus proving his fantastic podcasting capabilities. Pamela isn't having it though - after all, the fascists Batman and Robin will be in attendance! WITH THEIR WARM BLOOD! Meanwhile, Freeze is busy having a lovely movie night where he gets to... oh... uhh... remember the woman he's lost. Ouch. Returning to the investigation is everybody's favo...

Beauty. Brains. Black Belt.

Ivy is right. Let's just get that out there - she's correct... to a point. The flaw in her grand plan is revealed today as she lets slip that it involves killing millions upon millions of people in the fight to save the planet. Maybe a LITTLE too extreme there, sorry. Does everybody need to mock her though? At least Bruce remains a good guy! Returning to the investigation is somebody who needs you...

MAKE CLOONEY MANBAT, YOU COWARDS! And, while we're at it...

Bruce viciously and unnecessarily berates his lovely lady friend but Ivy bursts in to take down the bully boys! ACAB! Her main mission? To protect the womb of the planet itself and to crush the capitalist menace once and for all! Joining the investigation this week is a first-time team up! We do have an old hand pitching in... after all, once you've met someone, you never really forget them - we h...

How can just one calorie taste so good?

FOLLOW YOUR OWN STAR! LIVE LAUGH LOVE! All with the power of telescopes, of course. Apparently Bruce has been seeing Julie forever at this point. We seem to have entered a time slip, but Julie seems pretty damn keen! Back on the case once again is the Engineer of audio Paradise, Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'! Teaming up with her once more due to his Prime Directive is her Robocop...

Screw you, Robin, you've ruined it!

We love misery.

Ivy slaps a wig right on that bonce and she's ready to roll! Bane is serving his own fresh looks - complete with coat and hat! IT'S FASHION, SWEATY, LOOK IT UP! Meanwhile, Bruce has a present for us all - his big telescope. Wow. Thanks. Awesome. Returning to the case is our Promethean prophet, Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'! Joining her and here to serve the public trust, protect t...

Barbara really has to put her foot down here - get off that computer and go to bed, old man! On her way out she disrobes to reveal... she's fully dressed? And donning leathers? STEALING A BIKE? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!? WHO IS THIS GIRL?!?!? This week brings you a little of the old and a little of the new. Returning to duty once more is our Xeno-killer themselves - all the way from LV-223, it's Co...

Hey there puddin' podders.

You only Liv once.

Barbs arrives to tuck an old man into his cosy bed, but he's busy tracking down his long lost butler bro. The whole family butles. We also see how the dude has a picture of Barbara's mum... framed... just... there. No, man - this is a bit weird. Still, it can't ruin this, the sweetest of minutes. Returning to the case for one final crack at The Bat is the master of pop culture, the ruler of reacti...

Ra's al... what now?

Barbara takes in all of the beauty - only, it's not Dick's! BURN! She's more interested in these sick wheels than those hard abs. Still, he's not totally out of contention - after all, she has accepted the offer to stay over. Time to work the ol' Grayson charm. Returning to the case is our Aussie pop-culture guru, the BrittGirl, Brittany Howarth! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, d...

Who better than Chan?