Bat Minute

Check out your dad with the swag on the floor Momma gon' brag when I walk in the door Y'all ain't never seen a guerrilla in the mist Walk the line so fine with a blindfold (uh)

Batman finalises his calibration of the telescope… only to be rudely interrupted. It's just not on! Tonight's forecast though? A FREEZE IS COMING! And it's going to send our heroes a-fallin' and a-tumblin'! Back again as Special Guest Investigator and storyteller extraordinaire is the wondrous fable spinning, magical vocalising, Nightmare Queen herself - it's Kiri Callaghan! The next episode...

Fancy a trim?

Bat-themed heating pods? SIGN ME UP! I'll take ten! Though t here’s only eight more minutes until every single Gothamite is an ice cube! Our heroes have a plan. They're going to relay the sunlight from the Congo… via satellite? And mirrors? Okay... Returning from Terra Mirum to once again assist our investigations is the Hufflepunk Queen Bard herself - Kiri Callaghan! The next episode follows on W...

Freeze’s goon leaps from his now icebound machine and seeks freedom. But there is no freedom. Not… from The Bat. Just ask Johnny Gobs! Victor sends Bane to take out Robin and Batgirl, but he himself wants Batman AND he wants to finish the city off. You’re taking on too much, man - delegate! Then again, maybe this snowman melted. Returning for one last chance at The Bat is the Lord of the Merch him...

O ur heroic gang rocket into action on their sexy new rides... BUT THERE'S ONLY ELEVEN MINUTES LEFT! You know what would be terrible right about now? If Freeze's super tank arrived on the scene. Oh, about that... Regardless, Batgirl springs into action. She's on the scene now and nobody can stop her. SHE'S FLIPTASTIC! Back on the scene and turning this into the podcasting equivalent of 'That '90s...

We’re back as… well… Freeze, FREEZES! The city that is! Even the the doggos are no longer safe from his icy touch. What’s this? A new toy… sorry… vehicle arrives on the scene. Make that TWO! MAKE THAT THREE! Stop - BATHAMMER TIME! A veteran has re-joined the fray! The keeper of all of knowledge specifically pertaining to the year 1995 is here - it's Neil Rickatson! He will be OUR Bat expert... FOR...

We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun...

Batgirl introduces herself to the team... but it's apparently totally un-PC! I'm not sure you really 'get' this, Bats, but okay.  Wait a second - IT'S BARBARA IN THERE?!?!? Who could have guessed, eh? Cut to… THE FROZEN OBSERVATORY! I wonder where Mr Freeze could be hiding… Returning for one last crack at this case is Weird Al's favourite burlesque star (probably) and Speakeasily's Queen of t...

Robin struggles underwater and Batman struggles in the sky, both entangled in vines. It's like poetry, it rhymes! “As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show”. DON’T REVEAL THIS! What if he’s listening somehow? What if he’s arrived back? WHAT IF THEY TELL HIM? CURSES! Back on the case is she who speaks easily - it's the legendary Audra Wolfmann, AKA Odessa Lil! Rounding...

One Clueless Goth...

Ivy swans off having KILLED ROBIN! NNNNOOOOO! But Batman stops her! He’s here to save his… friend? Brother? Son? She can't be doing with this, however - after all, there's so many people to KILL, so little time. How dare she use her feminine wiles?!?!? Joining the investigation is the queen of the eighties herself! Terrible movies? Burlesque? Weird Al? Audra Wolfmann brings it all! And who better...

I am no (Charlie's) Angel!

May the best moves win... again... for some reason.

“Kiss me and I’ll tell you” - “Tell me and I’ll kiss you”. And that sax! WHAT AN EPISODE! Robin decides he’s got to stop Freeze and the plan, so Ivy requests one thing… to be able to give him a kiss, for luck. BAD LUCK THAT IS! It's rubber time! Returning to the investigation is Molly Bailen! Our Sister Snake has managed to Escape from New York once more to bring you only the best in detective tec...

Robin begins his exploration of Ivy’s garden and leafy curtains. Oh and there she is, the Queen herself! TAKE IT ALL IN! But can Dick help her turn over a new leaf? Gliding back into action is the Cabin Queen herself, the Ace of Snakes - it's Molly Bailen! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat M...

Alfred has become a virtual simulation, trapping his consciousness in a terrifying digital cyber hellscape for all eternity! Barbara says how she wants to help Batman and Robin. Digifred anticipated this and says how he’s taken the liberty of ALREADY MAKING HER A COSTUME - in her size, no less. Meanwhile, Dick is hanging around at the bath house. Don't go in for a steam, man! DON'T! Joining the in...

BettyMania runnin' wild!

A cultural exchange! Of confusion!

It's Kimble Time.

We discover what’s happening to hell: it’s freezing over. Original, man. Cut back to the Batcave and we see Barbara standing between lasers. They’re going to kill her, Resident Evil style. The movie though, not the... you know... good stuff. INTRUDER ALERT! Robo Alfred lets us know. Returning to the case after making out with a hot dog is Liz Whitaker! On Fridays Liz brings... JUSTICE! Though she...

Freeze has… well… frozen the scientists! Bane starts setting up… icicles? BOMBS? Bombs. Put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast! Get in loser, we're going crime fighting! Returning to the case is Liz Whitaker! It's not your fault that you're, like, in love with her or something, listeners! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the&nbsp...

Well let me tell you something, brother! Bruce finishes explaining to Dick that, hey, a team is all about, you know, TEAMWORK! Trust! Has Dick's cold heart melted? Freeze is here for the party! Wait... what? IT'S OVER?!?!? OH COME ON! Keep cool, Victor, keep cool... Joining the investigative team is the fetch one herself - it's Liz Whitaker! Liz is one Mean Girl when it comes to cracking a case so...

Barbara is delighted with both her work and the trajectory of sweet Al’s life after all... but we don't have time for this! We need to hit those city streets. The Freeze tank is just casually driving about the place. Totally normal, nothing to see here. Victor wants to see though - with TELESCOPIC vision! Most importantly though? Robin needs to answer this booty call. Back for one more crack at th...

Bruce embraces the man he considers in many ways to be his father. Alfred is not long for this world, it seems. Our Babs and she’s still trying to crack the password on Alfred’s disc. ENGLAND! What a great choice, but no cigar. Time for some PEG! Returning to the team is man who is on a Quest with Galactic-level implications - it's Alex Thompson! Hello, boys - he's back! Backing him up once more i...