Bat Minute

Pengie breaks out the bubbly! It's  Moët time, bay-bay! Oswald has a few other ideas of how to celebrate, however... and Selina is having NONE of it! Down, boy! Or we could have Catwoman spayed, of course. Yes. That seems like an entirely sensible option. The Penguin seeks revenge for this rejection via helicopter umbrella! Goodbye! Back to rock this pod like never before is returning superst...

Catwoman has found the way to Batman's heart - through his damn chest, of course! Those claws have  gotta hurt! Bruce has had enough - he exits the scene in the most absurd fashion imaginable. Way to think outside of the box, dude. The low-HP American Gladiators return to our screens and The Penguin proposes a dastardly toast! Returning to our investigative team from our previous case is the...

Things get more intimate than ever before today on the show as the Cat and the Bat engage in a little playtime. Bruce is licked! Is this a fight? Is it enticing? For these two, it's gotta be both! Eroticism that cannot be topped! Unlike Bruce... Joining as Special Guest Investigator is alternative lifestyles educator, content creator and the guru teaching you how to live as your authentic self - i...

You won't suffer in silence You're a talent You know that I've noticed You'd like to be a legend A big star over night! I can't answer your question - I can't wait - It's driving me insane And you're impossible in patience Tearing at my brain! When will I Will I be famous?

Hang Time Running together Putting it on the line Hang Time Jammin' forever Taking it up for hang time We're hot, we're in the zone Part of a team, never alone Hang Time Hangin' together Sharing a dream so fine I'll always remember Me and my friends and Hang Time Me and my friends and Hang Time Hang Time

The Ice Princess is hanging by a fingertip, by a nail! Wait a minute... LAWN DART! These things are god-damn deadly! As a swarm of bats bursts forth from their hiding place, our cold one falls... and gets even colder. Realising that nothing can help her now, Bats flees the scene... only to get a little bit of kinky action at the end of his slide. Joining the investigative team and bringing that Bi...

Indy & Han: Up in Smoke!

Catwoman has been going hungry this whole damn time. Bruce, dude - what were you doing on this little date of yours earlier? FEED THIS CAT! Oh, wait, she's found a food source... the floor. Inventive! Snacking can wait, however, as Selina has a little girl talk in mind first. Returning one final time to feast upon the succulent meat of this mintue is the our very own Catwoman - it's Lal Gall! Lal...

THE GANG ARE IN! RED ALERT! THE BATMOBILE IS BREACHED! This Thanksgiving turkey is taking a real basting thanks to the incredible engineers and scientists of the Red Triangle Circus. Meanwhile, our hero walks into what is clearly a trap. Obviously a trap. Quite impossibly NOT a trap. COME ON, MAN! Back again and here to disassemble this crime is the fashion-bloggin', song singin', tongue poppin',...

You imagine three fools talking. I hear it. I hear the podcast.

Selina speeds and changes outfit at the same time - what a talent! I wish I could do the same, damn it. Batman preps in similar fashion. Little do both parties know, but they're heading into the same fight! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! As the Batmobile turns into a beetle, the mayor attempts to convince people that the government have things well in hand. Why on Earth would anybody believe this guy?...

Selina is trying to evacuate the area as fast as possible but nothing gets by the watchful eye of our favourite butler! He has been tasked with writing a dirty limerick. I shudder to think what he's going to come up with. Batman has upgraded. One suit is now one hundred! Joining the team one final time is Gary Gavigan - a man with much experience of dirty limericks, I'm sure. The next episode foll...

Bruce and Selina have paused their passions to hear the news about the Ice Princess. A Batarang has been found at the scene and this can mean only one thing, right? Uh, wait a minute... no... Both parties know that the party is over - they gotta split and sort their business out solo. How to escape? Go to the can! OF COURSE! Back to join in the slow descent into movie madness is friend of the show...

This house date is getting a little more hot and heavy on the sofa this week and Selina reveals that she's not so into the normal guys... she prefers a real sicko! They got commitment in spades, baby! As our duo fondle and caress their way around various injuries, they both pull away - they can't do this! Wait... what's this about the Ice Princess?!?!? Returning to the investigative team from last...

This passionate couple unleash their desires by... having a lovely fireside chat. How civilised. Is Bruce about to reveal that he's some kind of serial cheat or something? After all, "there are two truths". But, are there? Really? In his efforts to not seem like a Norman Bates type, he comes across like a Norman Bates type. Once more this week we have the team-up of the century - the crew is joine...

OUR BELOVED ICE PRINCESS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! IS THIS THE END OF OUR CITY'S MOST HONOURABLE REPRESENTATIVE?!?!? Never mind that... Bruce and Selina are on a date! Oooooh yeah - this is the stuff, baby - and the eggnog is flowin'! Things get a little deep though - did Bruce keep things from his ex? Not a chance. The Podcasting Justice League are back in action as some Batty veterans rejoin the ca...

We've got a flirt-off, folks! Bruce and Selina duking it out! Wayne secures a victory by landing a dinner date. An EARLY dinner date - be precise here. The Ice Princess gets a visit from some very lovely talent scouts who want to sign her! Excellent - acting is her passion after all. But who brings a dog to a business meeting? And with some kind of boomerang... Say - haven't we seen this scout som...

It's minute 69 once again, dudes! ALRIGHT! Bruce is putting the moves on Selina right here. He's got his Wooing Cravat on and everything! You sly dog, you. The news stands are absolutely packed with falsehoods, lies, fake news. Catwoman 140 pounds? GET OUTTA HERE! Regardless - Bruce is more interested in her dark side. Back once more are our Two Towers of terrific knowledge - it's Cassandra F...

The Cat takes a bath. Ooooookaaaaayyy... The Penguin challenges the mayor! To a duel? To fisticuffs? Nah - it's a challenge to relight the Christmas tree. Ooooookaaaaayyy... WHAT AN AMAZING COAT, HENNY! Returning as Kings of the Minutes are Rohan's best riders - it's Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell of The Lord of the Rings Minute podcast! The people of Gotham, in days beyond, w...

Welcome to yet another episode of culinary delights! It's no vichyssoise today - instead, Chef Selina is serving up... BUDGIE?!?!? The Penguin retaliates... one more move and the feline faces the consequences! The two decide on a new plan - to get down and dirty. Joining as Special Guest Investigators are two of the Shire's finest folk - it's Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell of...

Hey kitty girl It's your world When you walk the street Steppin' to the beat Hey kitty girl Get your twirl In the disco heat You're the boogie-body-rockin' queen Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !

Atomic bombs? No! HYDROGEN, BABY! We're talking heavy duty this Friday, Bat Minute Mites. Pengie has had just about enough of this screwed up sorority chick, but Catwoman has special methods to ensnare this bird... and another bird at that! Also: an umbrella WHAT?!?!? Back for one more midnight snack are  Neil Brown and George Hendricks  of The Mogwai Minute podcast! They're brilliant in...

Let's get sweaty. Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

The Penguin offers to warm up our lil' kitty. Aww, how sweet of him! Nothing untoward is happening whatsoever... NO! DOWN BOY! STOP! GET AWAY FROM THOSE FEET! Selina has just about had enough. Shut it, bird brain - this cat hasn't come to play. We warned you. Remember the rules. You didn't listen. What these guests want is, I think, what everyone wants and what you listeners have: civilisatio...

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