Bat Minute

Things start and end in rather perverse fashion in this minute, folks. We can only apologise on behalf of Mr Cobblepot and Ms Kyle. This is meant to be PG, damn it! Won't somebody think of McDonald's?!? Groupies are harassed  and cats are on display today! Last season we had a couple of guest investigators known for their '80s knowledge. This year we're firmly into the '90s, so they can't pos...

The Bat is taken aback. This claw, this woman, this cat - our hero is having certain...  feelings . Elsewhere, the Cobblepot campaign is in full flow now, baby! His most important point to make right now? Well, that he's short, of course! Who wants a tall mayor running things? Jeez! Back, back, back again is a crowd favourite - our anatopistic, world-hopping, dreamer of dreams and author of a...

Who doesn't love a good monocle? Oh, wait, the Bat Minute crew, it seems!   Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

Things get intimate today. They get up-close and personal.  Things are grabbed. *Ahem* Kitty litter saves the day once again! Is there anything this delightful stuff  cannot do? It's Selina's Lazarus Pit! A beat Bat retreats to the aid of his butler... and a good swabbing down. Back again as Special Guest Investigator and storyteller extraordinaire is the wondrous fable spinning, magical...

The Bat and the Cat get physical! How  DARE he strike a lady? In a world of 'w rong'  and 'hate', Selina is out to prove that 'irrelevant' is Batman's  most notable trait. What is his response to this challenge? Oh yeah, napalm to the arm! Wild card, baby! Returning from  Terra Mirum  to once again assist our investigations is the Hufflepunk Queen Bard herself - Kiri Calla...

It's the meow of DOOM as our little kitty purrs the house down! Sadly, amidst all of this Pengie's gotta fly. Up and at 'em! Batman tastes a little of the ol' Sweet Chin Music. Selina tuned up the band, baby! Returning for one final kick of the cat is writer, blog-maestro, artist and serial liar  Jack Harvey ! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on...

IT'S HAPPENING PEOPLE! Bat meets Penguin - master of the skies meets ruler of the seas! Kind of. Cobblepot is on the streets to do good deeds, it seems - he just wants to check that his beloved city is okay. Aww! A beclawed cat comes clinking and cartwheeling into the chaos! Back with the crew is Bat Minute veteran  Jack Harvey  - writer, artist, cartoonist, Lie Master General. Want to k...

Don't hurt these guys, Catwoman - they're the poor proletariat! Their take home is NOTHING, damn it! She sees sense and sends the poor suckers on their way. Meanwhile, Bats can't get rid of a (comedy) bomb. That is, until he blows up a strongman's pants with it. Catwoman is ready to BLOW. This minute by minute investigation will be aided by none other than  Jack Harvey  - art-adept,...

This kitty is on the prowl! Catwoman unleashes her fury towards Shreck, the city and the concept of weak women. Pretty deep for a scene about smashing stuff up, right? She also attracts the attention of two rather smitten security suckers... Okay, campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there on Gotham's streets! Once again joining our team of Grade A Privates is...

Niall and Jon bringing up Mystery Men? While Dave is the guest? On THIS show? Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

Bumping heads! Bazookas! Knives! Swords! Sword swallowing! Batarangs! Suicide bombers! POODLES! This minute is a damn roller coaster! While all of this madness is happening, Catwoman takes a peak through one of Mr Shreck's lovely windows. Clearly this little kitty wants to play... May the forks be with us! Returning as Special Guest Investigator is a man who doesn't need a compass to know which wa...

BURN, BABY, BURN! It ain't gonna be no disco inferno, but this city sure is gonna feel the heat! Part of Penguin's plan involves a poodle and a grenade... perhaps not in the way you might first think! As chaos overtakes Gotham, Batman springs into action to stop this kung fu treachery! Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is a man of much mystery, the master of silverware himself, Dave P...

The Penguin gives us a breakdown of his enormous (and I mean ENORMOUS) parasol, but Max has other things in mind... namely, a plan to trick this whole damn town! What's in it for Oswald? It's too explicit to say! Joining our team as our Cosmic Special Guest Investigator is a man with the vocal talents and pop culture know-how that give him the ability to carve his way through fandom after fandom -...

Space Jam? Star Trek? What would be better than combining these two? Your intrepid hosts talking about it all, of course! Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

Look, let's all try to move past that unfortunate 'incident', okay? Oswald can't do anything else this bizarre, can he? Oh, he's talking about filling voids now? And weird hand techniques? Oh boy... Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is a man with the rarest of special talents. This individual has harnessed the most ultimate power: he can effectively, perfectly, incredibly, analyse and...

Research shows that voters like fingers! But do they like twisted, vile, perverts? It seems so. There ain't no cleanin' up this image! Our Pengie then bites off precisely the right amount that he can chew - of human flesh! EAT THAT! Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is an actress who is beyond Imitation, a Woman who knows the craft, the Bat Minute Darling - it's the one, the only,&nbs...

Max is serving fish and the lure of it is enough to get Pengie to waddle down his stairs, carefully avoiding a death drop... only to discover he has become a saviour! This is all too much for our little bird so he just keeps on a-chewin'. He's all about that mouthfeel. A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN OFFICE SNUCK INTO HIS HOME OVERNIGHT! Don't you hate it when that happens? Joining the team for one more Minu...

Max penetrates The Penguins precious, private, sanctum! He sure ain't happy about it. How will Max make it up to him? With a good ol' stinkin' fish, of course! The traditional method. He seems to be luring Pengie somewhere... to a surprise! Returning to the Hunt, to help finish our Mission, are Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez of  Minute Impossible ! They've accepted the challenge and are re...

Bruce is smitten and almost speechless, but he does manage to ask Selina out. She can't - she's washing her hair, or working or something. What a shame! Chip and Max are wary of Selina's amnesia. Are they right to be? They got some fish to fry, they're too busy for this. A be-monocled Penguin is hard at work. TOO hard for what he's supposed to be doing... Joining our team of investigators are the...

WHAT A HOOT! Selina has amnesia and her underpants are long gone. Is all really what it seems? No matter - Bruce is enamoured immediately! What can he sense within her? Back one more time is Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute ! It has been our greatest pleasure to serve with him on this investigation and if these crooks were counting on him to blink, then they were making a deadly mistake....

Selina's got sass! And a new lease on... life? As Bruce mistakes Bruce for somebody who is  not Bruce, Ms Kyle wraps him around her little finger. He's hooked! Back to investigate these happenings that have galactic proportions is the Son of Warvan himself, Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute ! If these bad guys are counting on him to blink, then they are making a deadly mistake. We als...

"One can never have too much power". If that ain't suspicious, I don't know  what is! The challenge is set - will Bruce accept this or go fifteen rounds with Muhammad Shreck? The answer may have to wait, as an old associate re-emerges... Joining our crew as Special Guest Investigator is a man who is no stranger to never giving up, to never surrendering - it's Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Min...

A new challenger appears! Catwoman comes roaring onto the scene but has no time for weak women - such as Selina Kyle. Max is back in the house and he's wearing the most incredible suit known to man. This guy is a style icon, if not a model citizen. The meeting with Bruce is finally happening and Shreck begins his plot for UNLIMITED POWER! Back to destroy puny Earth men and women one more time are&...

Is our little Bird Boy all that he seems? He's sure playing those heartstrings of America!  “You don’t need hands as long as you have heart”! In sharp contrast, an assailant attempts some pretty heavy assault! A new hero steps in to save the day - but she is NOT happy about it! Joining the team as Special Guest Investigators are the Tight and Nerdy burlesque star herself, Audra Wolfmann &nbsp...

HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, BAT MINUTE MITES! Has Santa brought you all some Bat-tastic gifts this year? If not, fret not... we've got you covered with the greatest gift of all! A BAT MINUTE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! So, gather the family around the ol' cellphone in that grand Christmas tradition and all tune in to your favourite podcast. Jon and Niall are the TRUE meaning of the season, after all. Well...