Bat Minute

Today sees a little Pied Penguin action as Oswald tells all - leading a children's crusade? Well, kind of! BUT WITH MORE TOXICITY! The Organ Grinder is enjoying a lovely train ride with the kids when he's ambushed by a demon! A MONSTER! HELP! Joining our investigation after fleeing a rolling boulder, surviving a trip over a waterfall and even an atomic blast whilst inside of a refrigerator, is the...

Max reveals the weird thing he does for fun... or something. Being submerged in raw sewage? Okay, dude... The Penguin is game for this idea and chooses to go with it and let the prince live. GET IN THE DUCK, KNUTE ROCKNE! Let's not forget our discussion of the beak's involvement in penguin mating rituals... Returning to the investigative team is the queen of comedy, the great of gaming, the one, t...

We begin this week with a cute duck wearing a hat. It can't go down from here, can it? Oh boy... it sure can! PENGIE IS IN THE HOUSE! And he's snatchin' up yo' kids! To be fair, it sounds like every single parent in Gotham has left their kids totally alone, so they're kind of bad parents. THE GREAT WHITE DOPE IS NEXT! Nobody is spared. Bake on the team is the Sultan of Sweet (Talking) himself...

The revelation is too much for either party to take - Selina has gone so far beyond sanity at this point that I'm not sure if Brucie-baby can reel her back in! As they go to take things outside there's another startling bombshell - KABOOM! PENGUIN IS IN THE ROOM! Amidst the carnage, he ascends to take back what he considers his by right and to punish these puny people! To tackle this case we need...

Selina is absolutely losing it today as she reveals her new plan - to put an end to Max and his evil once and for all! Ms Kyle has lost herself entirely - who is she now? Quick-thinking Bruce knows how to cure her - a good ol' Wayne special. A kiss, that is. But a kiss can be deadly. Wait, where have we heard that before? UH-OH! Returning from the future to aid our team on their never-ending quest...

Selina amps up the sensual, seductive, chat and invites Bruce to join her in the bedding department! Doing it right here in the store? Whatever floats your boat! They're both tired of wearing masks and want to remove their costumes. But... there are no costumes. OR ARE THERE?!?!? In time she reveals her true plan - Max is gonna get some lead! Here to bring his own brand of blue fury to this week i...

The Podcasting Calendar Men Strike Again.

Bruce is face to face with his lovely foe - as is Selina! This bitter sweet encounter turns into a game of tic tac toe! No hard feelings though... or is there? Tackling this minute once again are the most perfect duo - we have the Goth Doctor himself Ash Lerczak and rapper, MC, comedian and vasectomy enthusiast, Rikky Wiley! Which of these is a Bad Man and which stays in and gets called granddad?...

WHY ON EARTH WOULD BRUCE ATTEND SUCH A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A PARTY?!?!? Alfred knows the real spots that are poppin' this weekend - trust this party animal, man. Oh, Bruce attends anyway. Great. Really respectful to your buddy there, dude. Max isn't particularly respectful to our Brucie Boy either though - they have an ALMIGHTY SHOWDOWN! Uhh, well, rather more subdued, but you get the idea. Return...

Minute 94 (94) starts with a bang as The Penguin reveals the plan - kidnap them kids and make the folks pay! DEARLY! WITH DEATH! A vocal dissenter is shot down - you don't go against this master plan, damn it! As Bruce fixes his ride, Alfred pops up to remind him that he has a rather odious party he's supposed to attend. Ghastly indeed. Joining the investigation is Liverpool's own Justice League.....

Brother Crow or Feathery Dino Tails?

DID YOU MISS US? Of course you did! What about Pengie? Maybe not so much... his crew certainly seem to be starting to think a little differently at least! OSWALD IS NO MORE! He's dead. Done. Finished. Over. Cancelled. The Penguin is dead - LONG LIVE THE PENGUIN! AND BIBLE ALLEGORIES! We wanted the ultimate and were more than willing to pay the ultimate price. Luckily all it cost us was time, howev...

Fruit, veg... baby, we got a salad going on! FOOOOOOODDD FIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT! To top it off we got a Penguin on the move! Look at that sucker fly! AND DIVE! Ker-splash indeed. There ain't no surfing, there ain't no sweet waves and there ain't even no damn robberies going on here but we've managed to nab our duo of crime fighting guests once more - it's  Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Bre...

A HARP FROM HELL! VENTRILOQUISM! And once more Bruce is hitting those decks like the DJ devil he is. Scratch that CD, mix-master! It doesn't win any favours with Max - he's outta here! Sorry buddy, it's just business! Returning to crack this case are the quintessential crime-fighting duo - it's  Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Break Minute ! Hopefully one doesn't go rogue - we need the...

Hawkers' anonymous.

FOR THE GLORY OF GOTHAM! Oswald delivers a rousing speech to the masses. Bruce is watching the TV. Again. Does this guy have time to fight crime with the amount of programming he consumes? It turns out it's for a good reason... to prepare to DJ! Tackling this crime one last time is Brady Crane of Pele Media! Brady may not collect spores, moulds, and fungus, but he's still a scientist, baby -...

The Batmobile is no more! That is, unless Bruce and Alfred can cobble something together - and fast! They can do that, right? Easy enough. Bruce decides to plunge his hand into a fish tank containing a model of his own home before insulting his ex and taking a nice ol' slide. Returning to duty once more is the podcasting maestro Brady Crane of Pele Media! Brady is here to show this bird how he doe...

"If it works, don't fix it". Close enough. That'll do. The MAXquerade ball is here, people! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Wait... Max... que...rade? COBBLEPOT CAN CLEAN IT UP! Which is hilarious considering the mess he makes on a minute-by-minute basis, really. Joining the investigation is a returning champion - it's podcasting veteran Brady Crane of Pele Media! Brady ain't afraid of no ghosts, no dinosaurs,...

The Bat is back and he's in control! In control of his totally trashed ride that is! ROCKET LUGE TIME, BAY-BAY! Oswald laments the lack of bladder weakness from our hero but Max tries to keep things cool. Back for one last crack of the whip are a top notch crime fighting tandem - it's the king of mimes, rocking all the way from Stonehenge, Sean German and friend of the Movies by Minutes community,...

A HARP FROM HELL! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! But that isn't what's controlling the car - oh no. Bats has it all figured out now - some damn circus ball... thing. OF COURSE! As the Caped Crusader regains control, Pengie loses his mind! He was  THIS  close to a perfect evening! Returning to the scene of the crime as if in a wonderful inescapable loop are Sean German and Tabitha Carlisle! These two...

BATMAN IS OUT OF CONTROL! Is he drunk, or is a mysterious force in command? Pengie says RELAX! Relax? Not in this car-based chaos! Joining the investigation are a new dynamic duo - it's the mime master general, Sean German and friend of the Movies by Minutes community, Tabitha Carlisle! To Sean this must seem like Groundhog Day - ANOTHER villain terrorising Gotham? Tabitha brings fresh eyes to the...

Sweep the leg.

Aniseed, anyone?

WOOP WOOP! IT'S THE SOUND OF THE PO-LICE! It's po-po panic today as Batman is pursued into his waiting little tankie, desperate to survive. It was a bad move - The Penguin has assumed control of the car! CARNAGE ENSUES! After all - his damn license has expired! Returning to action from Alphabet St in his Little Red Corvette and ready to do his Batdance is one of the most prolific podcasters around...

Catwoman takes to the skies - though perhaps a little forcibly! SHE FALLS! RIGHT THROUGH A GREENHOUSE! And with a scream to break even glass. Is this kitty down for the count, or does she have an extra life tucked away? OSWALD MEANS ORDER! AND FUN RIDES! Returning to our hit-making band of investigative misfits is the patron saint of quality podcasting - it's Heidi St Bennett! Heidi is here to pro...