Bat Minute

I can make a Bat(man) out of you!

Bruce is running, running, running… then falling, falling, falling! FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER! Even worse though? A GIANT BAT IS FLYING RIGHT FOR HIM! But is it a representative of his destiny? The Batman is born. Joining the investigation to teach us the final and greatest truth of the Ninja are two totally radical podcasters - we've got Rachel Gatlin and Adam Sheehan of TMNT Minute! This duo are...

“I want to tell you something… something I’ve never told anyone”. He's not married, is he?!?!? Bruce time travels and ends up back and his parents' wake. The young lad flips and sprints out into the soaking rain, to do who-knows-what with this mysterious red book. They're backbackbackbackback again - it's Audra Wolfmann (Odessa Lil), Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr of the Speakeasily Hour...

RIP Joel. Keaton is back (?). Suicide Squad game. What a roller coaster of a day! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! Subscribe to us on Patreon for even more content!    

If only Alfred hadn't dedicated his life to the ancient art of Butlering, he would have made a great father. The ship has sailed. Kids show up for candy and Bruce's house must be the damn MOTHER LOAD! FlashbackSLASHdreamsequencetime! Master Wayne cannot forget... Returning to the investigation are Audra Wolfmann (Odessa Lil), Klingon Vanna White and Shecky Davis Jr of the hydra-headed Speakeasily...

Teenage tantrums! Dick is on the loose. No time to look for Dick, however - Bruce has his hot date with Chase and he's going to reveal all! Chase sends some flowers spinning to the ground in smashing style. Bruce transports to another place and time, as Napier-but-Not is back! Who could possibly make sense of this wild minute? We had to call in the wildest of all - it's Audra Wolfmann (Odessa Lil)...

Hugo or the Good Doctor?

Bruce won’t be swayed by Dick’s pleas - he’s stopping it all TONIGHT. To top it all off, despite only knowing Chase for a few days she's gonna learn the whole shebang! She rocks up to the crib in a cab on a creepy Halloween eve. We see Dick down in the cave... but soon he's taking flight... like some kind of bird... The Master of the Minutes, Travis Bow, is on hand once more to keep a Watch over t...

BATMAN IS NO MORE! All of this stuff has been turned off... I mean, there's no going back from that! Dick cannot stop, cannot relent... his Japanese tale of vengeance must culminate in Two Face's take down. What does Dick need from Bruce? A partner. Returning to the team is the man of the minute - it's the R eel deal, Travis Bow! Travis is here to crack this case once and for all so never despair....

Batman's grin burns itself into our very souls as he shuffles away. Horrifying. Just... horrifying. PRODIGY CHILD WINS EVERY AWARD GIVEN! READ ALL ABOUT IT! We see that the contents of Bruce’s brain are… bats. Bats. BATS. What kind of a man has bats on the brain? Joining the crew as Special Guest Investigator is the Minuteman himself - host of Watchmen Minute and the Reel Comic Heroes - it's...

His eyes… his lips… DEM LIPS, BABY! Oh and the body... whatever. It could be a hog body under there for all we know. Chase isn't too into this anymore though - she doesn't want the bad boys anymore. Time to grow up? Returning for one final turn at the wheel of this war rig are the furious duo of Rick and Julia Ingham! These two are perfect... perfect in every way! Do not become addicted to them, h...

Chase slaps some lipstick on and heads to bed... only to be sensually roused from slumber by her winged wonderman. How romantic. SWOON TIME! Chase is SHOOK. She can’t believe that this is finally happening! I sense a ‘but’ coming. And not a Bat Butt... Once more entering the Thunderdome that is Gotham City are Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! They're the first to survive the...

Dick wants Al to hang his crappy Robin costume up next to the Batsuit “where it belongs”. I like the sentiment, kid, but THAT thing next to Bruce’s work of art? No, no, no. Bruce also reveals that he's never been in love before. Vicki? Nope. Selina? Get outta here! Returning to our crew as Special Guest Investigators are none other than Rick and Julia Ingham from the Mad Max Minute podcast! M...

We’re back as Batman is no more… again. For the tenth time. Or he would be... if not for a little helping hand! Or should we say wing? Dick wants a new moniker. He's sick of the puns, guys. Stop it - just stop it. How about… Dick Grayson: College Student? Going up against this case in pure vs combat is not just an average Joe - bringing love, lava and burning desire is Jarf Harden! Jarf has always...

DUCK AND COVER! Do as Bert the Turtles does and DUCK AND COVER! Hey, it works for Batman! Why can't he just die?!? Two Face's solution? More wild gunfire, of course! Taking another shot at this case is the Cosmic one himself, Jarf Harden! Aiding him on this Quest with Galactic-level implications is Alex Thompson! Hello, boys - he's back! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different...

Sugar and Harvey? Spice and Two Face? Two Face and Sugar? Harvey and Spice?

Two Face becomes the very symbol of America - a cowboy wildly firing a gun into the air and he flees the scene victorious. Our Bat is in hot pursuit. A '90s technological showcase takes us tumbling and spinning straight into a trap! Our hero... he's scared. He's actually worried! OH NO! Rejoining the team is our Cosmic Special Guest Investigator, the man who can tumble his way through fandom after...

Somebody stop me!

There... is... another...

Showmanship! That's what it's all about, Harvey, honey! AND YOU AIN'T GOT IT! Wait... what? It's okay folks, the emergency is over. A man-child trapeze artist is here, it's all going to be fine. Batman confirms that this all takes place within Han Solo's carbonite fever dream - sans whip. Like a lion eating hummus, rounding out his investigative duties for the week is our resident duel daddy - it'...

To Tim Burton... AND BEYOND! With added Keaton.

Bruce slips away to change costume once again like he's Marilyn Manson. Most importantly, he's informed Alfred of the IMMINENT DANGER EVERYBODY IS IN! The bifurcated one must learn patience - Harvey rash move is disrupting the grand plan. Nygma is most displeased! He's going to be even more displeased next, as Batman enters the scene in SMASHING fashion. Returning to the team and ready to see this...

Vroom vroom! Got room for another tank?

Bruce brain break-in! The cortex is compromised! Meanwhile, t he Two-Tonne Gang burst onto the scene, with added Spice! Two Face didn't get the memo - he's going full method with this ruse. Bruce manages to shake things and spring into action in the coolest fashion in cinema history. Here to try to complete the Golden Mile once more is the duel-master general himself - it's Scott Carelli! As the o...

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