Bat Minute

Sugar is onto our hero, the Lurkmaster General! Bruce's excuse? He wants to figure out how to switch this Box off. Good cover, dude. Smart. Sneaking backstage affords Mr Wayne the chance to give this thing a test drive. GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR DREAMS, YOU FOOL! Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael is here to bring all that Geek & Sundry to help sh...

Bruce is suspicious of the tech on show, but Nygma is in full gloat mode. What's stopping him from stealing thoughts, though? Eddie steals Chase away for a quick DARNCE while Bruce sneaks away to play with a little Box... and some Sugar to boot. Returning to crack this case is once again like only she can is the magnificent mythology maestro, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael can DARNCE rings arou...

Bruce and Sugar hit it off - a little too well, if you ask me! I don't even think that this is a trick anymore! Gordon the Guinea Pig is brought to The Box and takes a lovely Hawaiian holiday! This is all thanks to the dashing Mr Nygma - but he's already going to launch a new version! What a visionary! Joining the investigation this week is a veteran of the Bat Minute Wars - it's none other than t...

We’re back at Canto Bight as Edward Nygma is celebrating his big release - it's Box time! Look how spiffy he is now. What a charmer. It’s almost as if… HE’S BRUCE WAYNE! Time for a little interview... We wanted the ultimate and were more than willing to pay the ultimate price. Luckily all it cost us was time, however and we were joined once again by Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Brea...

Dick has demands: train me, damn it! As Emperor Pennyworth surveys the worsening situation with glee, our young ward storms off like a little brat after Bruce's refusal. Mr Wayne decides to take his mind off matters by taking Chase on a hot date - to a corporate shindig! There ain't no surfing, there ain't no sweet waves and there ain't even no damn robberies going on here but we've managed to nab...

Dick wants to deal the damage, but Bruce is bringing up some brilliant points - revenge will become his whole life. Who knows more about this than The Bat? Returning to crack this case are the quintessential crime-fighting duo - it's Murren Kennedy and Jessa Lowe of Point Break Minute ! So far they haven't gone rogue, which is just as well - we need their help to hit the waves and pick up bab...

It's minute 69, dudes (nice) - and it's OG style! Robin on the run! The Skeletal Mexican Punk Gang are in hot pursuit of our new hero, but a winged friend is watching closely... then he decides that this kid is a loser and he needs to step in. Smart move - just take that beating. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Lis...

Pretty, pretty, pretty... good?

Tonight, a Dick becomes a Robin - it’s fightin’ time! GYMKATA! As the Boy Wonder takes down the St Pauli Macho Men Gang, reinforcements are waiting in the wings. He may be getting the girl, but will he survive much longer? Joining the investigation today is a new super sleuth and space ranger - we have Robin Garcia of Toy Story Minute! I don't believe that she has ever been to medical school, but...

It's cheat day, losers - yes it is!

Bat Boy in the house! Well, kind of! These ladies are NOT impressed! A scream screeches out and Dick leaps into action - time to become the hero he wishes to be. He follows the sounds and ends up about to do battle in some kind of laser tag arena! Joining the case today is an investigator who has proved to be a roaring success in the past - it's vocal coach, musical director, YouTuber AND podcaste...

Joyriding Dick is running rampant! He ain't in no Jag, baby! HE'S ALL ABOUT THAT BAT! TIME TO SMASH IT UP! His fun is cut short, however, when some '90s honeys don't take too kindly to his little masquerade. Back for one more crack at The Bat are a duo straight out of the Valley of the Demon - it's Rikky Wiley and Ash "Doc Horror" Lerczak! Let them show off their boss powers! PUNK ROCK VAMPIRE (BA...

Chase enjoys the jealousy - Bruce envious of Batman? It's not possible... or is it?!?!? We're all two people... apparently. Harvey would totally be into this. Bruce displays the world's first smartwatch as Basil Exposition pops up to say his piece. Back once again are Liverpool's finest - the master of the limerick who's bringing it to you RAW, it's Rikky Wiley! Backing him up is that original cre...

As Chase attends to her stupid kettle, Bruce has a little snoop... and uncovers a super fan! A super fan who thinks he's schizophrenic. You can't have it all, I guess. What crime could The Bat have committed to deserve a life of nightly torture? Sneaking about private property, probably. Returning to the investigation are Liverpool's own Bee Movie heroes. In the (haunted) house is the Skeletone Do...

Thirsty? It's urine time. Hungry? Gimme that Grizzly Man.

A Worry Doll! GEE, THANKS! IT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED! We learn of a red leather book. Will it be important later on? Uhh... no... While we learn of hypnagogic hallucinations, the kettle goes off. Much more important. Back for one more journey through Bruce's psyche is the Mean Ghoul herself, Alyson Grimm! Having escaped The Room, The Shape AND The Maze, who better to team up with her than Robert E.G...

Are you a member of the slacker community?

Alfred's sleazy dungeon is now within Dick's grasp! Like the Prince of Persia, our little Robin leaps and slides and rolls... right down the stairs. Ouch. INTRUDER ALERT! Better tell that worry doll... Returning to the investigation is the Meme Girl Alyson Grimm! Barely escaping from potential Annihilation to make it to Gotham in time is Robert E.G. Black! Jeopardy? This duo don't know the meaning...

Things turn a little Sumerian as a Gozer-like energy entity attacks the city! Oh, wait, that's just flying brainwaves? Nothing to see here then, people - move along. Edward 'Snoke' Nygma sits atop his throne (not made of blood or in a castle of pain) and he is getting smarter before our very eyes! Dick springs into action and shouts VERY LOUDLY. Way to stay secretive, Mr Grayson. Joining the inves...

Does Dick want a nice simple life... or does he want what's behind THE MYSTERY DOOR?!?!? Nygma Tech is unveiled! This guy has really made it now, right? He might as well just stop here. Another unveiling is here in the form of The Box that is not a box. Returning to slap these idiotic families out of their stupor are two top tier talkers - we present to you the talents of Lal Gall and Claire York!...

The doctor is IN.

Watch out for that... podcast?

Criminal casino carnage! Carrey and the crooks crack some faces... as well as their own hands! Two Face is looking mighty stylish though - sparkle sparkle. Meanwhile, Bruce's intellect is being challenged... it ain't just riddle time for the Bat anymore! Or our guests! Speaking of guests, we are joined once again by our very own Birds of Prey - it's Lal Gall and Claire York! Fashion, glamour, rats...

There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!

EGADS! IS THAT THE CULLINAN DIAMOND? Eh, close enough. The raid continues unabated but Alfred has more pressing matters at hand - the ironing. Not one to be outdone, Dick displays the destructive power of Robin Style Kung Fu... on some laundry. Returning to our investigative team is THE Catwoman of Bat Minute - it's Lal Gall! Lal can style, she can blog, she can vogue with the best of 'em - but ca...