Bat Minute

The Riddler just can't seal the deal. He's had about six million chances and screwed each and every one up. The shame of it all. Bruce has made a decision. A revelation. He has made piece with his fractured self and mended the damage once and for all. PAGING DOCTOR BURTON! Assisting the Bat Minute crew once more and helping us figure out just why the hell The Riddler can't kill this guy is the one...

To the moon... and beyond!

Bruce is right... emotion HAS always the enemy of true justice! How did we not see it before? BRING ON THE COIN! COINS! TOO MANY COINS! As our Reverse Joker sinks below, Batman realises that he still has more to do - he can’t mourn his former buddy. The Riddler still needs dealing with! They haven't built a circuit that can hold him yet - Duncan Shields is back to show that he's the best programme...

Who could this be? Could it be?

I hope people remember me as a guy who brought magic to the people. You know, pushed the boundaries of wonder.

Robin has managed to free his feet of his bonds! He’s an escape artist! A regular Houdini! DAVID BLAINE! And what upper body strength! Batman feels good for the first time in… a long time. THAT SMILE! Aww! He loves his lil’ ward. Wait, who's this? IT’S TWO FACE! NOooOOOOOO! Here to smash the system is our very own pirate program, Duncan Shields! He's fighting for you, users! Teaming up with him is...

The Riddler’s terrordome begins its collapse! It’s over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FROM THIS TESLA COIL NIGHTMARE! A distraught Nygma... distorts. UNLIMITED BRAINS! Batman has only seconds to save his loved ones! Joining our investigation for the first time (we make a great team) is none other than Duncan Shields! He's here to FINISH THE GAME in this matter of life or death! Our other guest has harnessed...

They're a total wacko.

Who lives? Who dies? It's a Telltale game, people! Nygma is stopped in his tracks by an intriguing proposition - Batman has a riddle for HIM. FOR THE RIDDLER! It's blind time. Kind of. Back again as Special Guest Investigator and storyteller extraordinaire is the wondrous fable spinning, magical vocalising, Nightmare Queen herself - it's Kiri Callaghan! Kiri's on the case and this one is sure...

Hand her the god-damn Sonic Screwdriver, jerkwad.

Nom-nom-nom.

The Riddler mocks Ms Meridian, saying how she is just DESPERATE to be the love of Bruce’s life! I get it… but lots of women have tried, Chase! It's not going to happen! RUN! What’s behind curtain number two? Let Spice give us a little look… i t’s Robin! Of course! Oh, wait, no, sorry… it’s Fatman’s one and only partner. Who will be saved?!?!? Back, back, back again is a crowd favourite - our anato...

The Riddler continues to gloat about his UNLIMITED POWAAAAA! Cool it, man. We get it. It WAS over the top! He also decides that a little kink shaming is on the menu. That isn't gonna fly anymore. Let's meet the next contestants here on THE RUNNING MAN! Returning from Terra Mirum to once again assist our investigations is the Hufflepunk Queen Bard herself - Kiri Callaghan! Dreamweaver, st...

Wise Old Ben.

Names - what's in a name anyway?

Batman heads straight into the enemy lair... head first too! Somehow. GOZER BACK IN THE HOUSE, BABY! BUT DON'T FORGET OL' HARV! Our riddling Sith gets a little sexual. Cool yourself, bro. Returning to the investigative team is the queen of comedy, the great of gaming, the one, true, Fifth Element in human form - it's the Movies by Minutes maven herself, Crystal Beth! Teaming up to complete this we...

"Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one."

We’re back as Batman is still dealing with a PRESSING matter. He's really feeling the squeeze today, folks! Harvey doesn’t care if he dies or not… but he DOES care about Robin. He likes him. He’ll meet up with him when they’re both in hell. Have a drink. Grab a bite. Share some laughs. Is Master Dick falling for a trick? Joining our investigation after surviving the opening of a biblical ark, care...

Nobody does it better...

AH-HA! IT'S HAAAAAARRRVEEEEEYYY! He attacks... but fails within seconds. Watch out for those spin-kicks, dude. A GLASGAE KISS! Robin is a Scotsman at heart. He’s THERE - he’s a hero now. The transformation is complete. Meanwhile, Batman is about to get SPIKED! Somebody has to save our skins - joining this investigation, from stars afar, is our Grand Moff, our Deck Officer, our Godfather and Stardu...

HOLY MOLY! AN EARTHQUAKE! The Riddle Pipe doth rise. Sadly it's not brain-shaped. Batman heads inside the unearthed structure... but is that wise, man? Really queen? Back with parry and reposte to defeat these villainous scumbags is this week's Batwoman: YouTuber, comic and sword fighter extraordinaire, Jessi Milestone! This may now be the end of her Bat Minute Forever investigation too, but Jessi...

James Bond has returned in... BATWING! And he's torpedo-ing straight out of the damn thing and into battle! What a guy! Metal full of holes? Now… the real game begins… Returning to side with our dynamic duo is YouTuber, actor, stand-up comic and musician Jessi Milestone ! Jessi is here to stab right to the heart of what makes this minute that damn entertaining - and certainly with more razor-sharp...

Robin's Rocket is blown sky high! Rest in peace, little bird. Our villains have murdered a poor orphan and it’s the highlight of their week. Our battle takes a deep-sea turn as The Bat descends into the realm of Poseidon to fight Roger Moore style. Back to slice and dice her way to the truth is YouTuber, comic and swordswoman Jessi Milestone ! Returning once more and shining like a lightsaber, Jes...

Robin rockets into action, but a quick game of Battleships is still in order - there's time for that, right? B-12? Is it important? Is it nonsense? WHO CAN SAY?!?!? Robin takes a mean blow but manages to eject from the scene in fine style. Joining as Special Guest Investigator is alternative lifestyles educator, content creator and the guru teaching you how to live as your authentic self - it's Br...

Buff Robin, come out and play!