Bat Minute

We’re back as Batman is still dealing with a PRESSING matter. He's really feeling the squeeze today, folks! Harvey doesn’t care if he dies or not… but he DOES care about Robin. He likes him. He’ll meet up with him when they’re both in hell. Have a drink. Grab a bite. Share some laughs. Is Master Dick falling for a trick? Joining our investigation after surviving the opening of a biblical ark, care...

Nobody does it better...

AH-HA! IT'S HAAAAAARRRVEEEEEYYY! He attacks... but fails within seconds. Watch out for those spin-kicks, dude. A GLASGAE KISS! Robin is a Scotsman at heart. He’s THERE - he’s a hero now. The transformation is complete. Meanwhile, Batman is about to get SPIKED! Somebody has to save our skins - joining this investigation, from stars afar, is our Grand Moff, our Deck Officer, our Godfather and Stardu...

HOLY MOLY! AN EARTHQUAKE! The Riddle Pipe doth rise. Sadly it's not brain-shaped. Batman heads inside the unearthed structure... but is that wise, man? Really queen? Back with parry and reposte to defeat these villainous scumbags is this week's Batwoman: YouTuber, comic and sword fighter extraordinaire, Jessi Milestone! This may now be the end of her Bat Minute Forever investigation too, but Jessi...

James Bond has returned in... BATWING! And he's torpedo-ing straight out of the damn thing and into battle! What a guy! Metal full of holes? Now… the real game begins… Returning to side with our dynamic duo is YouTuber, actor, stand-up comic and musician Jessi Milestone ! Jessi is here to stab right to the heart of what makes this minute that damn entertaining - and certainly with more razor-sharp...

Robin's Rocket is blown sky high! Rest in peace, little bird. Our villains have murdered a poor orphan and it’s the highlight of their week. Our battle takes a deep-sea turn as The Bat descends into the realm of Poseidon to fight Roger Moore style. Back to slice and dice her way to the truth is YouTuber, comic and swordswoman Jessi Milestone ! Returning once more and shining like a lightsaber, Jes...

Robin rockets into action, but a quick game of Battleships is still in order - there's time for that, right? B-12? Is it important? Is it nonsense? WHO CAN SAY?!?!? Robin takes a mean blow but manages to eject from the scene in fine style. Joining as Special Guest Investigator is alternative lifestyles educator, content creator and the guru teaching you how to live as your authentic self - it's Br...

Buff Robin, come out and play!

We swoop, we dive... we burst out of the sewers! BAT CREW IN FULL EFFECT! Our hero begins his run on the Death Star's main reactor - and Gordon is the chief summoner. We're also in meme town now, baby! THUMBS UP! RADICAL! A first-time investigator has joined the fray! The keeper of all of knowledge specifically pertaining to the year 1995 is here - it's Neil Rickatson! He will be a Bat expert... F...

Today sees a difficult travel decision - sea or air? The Batwing is akin to a TIE Fighter, which adds a certain je ne sais quoi. Bats is impressed with Robin's tailor. He's gonna have to get the number of his guy. Dick might still be looking to kill Harvey, but he and Bats can at least come to terms with each other's decisions regarding the whole Two Face faff. Joining the investigation is our res...

Chris, Chris, or Chris?

THE ALPHABET! OF COURSE! HOW STUPID OF US ALL! Mr E. Could this be the key? Most importantly of all, Stickley’s suicide was obviously a computer generated forgery. There's no other logical explanation. Bruce is ready to be The Bat once more... It's time to get GROOOOOVY! Back again we have a cunning linguist and a master debater - it's Johnie Powers and Brady Crane! In a nutshell, this duo are rea...

Three pillows? Get outta here! One? BEGONE!

Chase is in dire need of some Batman! BATMAN YOU SAY?!?!? Five little items of an everyday sort - you’ll find them all in a tennis court... what the hell is he talking about? 13, 1, 8 and 5… WHAT COULD THEY MEAN?!?!? Here to throw us a frickin' bone once more is Johnie Powers! Podcasts... uhh... find a way... to deliver what you desire - and in this case it's to team her up with Brady Crane! These...

Bruce wakes up on the sofa after a tough night - we’ve all been there, dude. Alfred fills him in with all the depressing news - they’ve taken Chase, Dick’s done a runner and the cave is kaput. “I’m coming my sweet!” Oh behave! Back again is Johnie Danger Powers, ready to finish off The Riddler via ham sandwich! She loves only gold and her swingin' partner in crime(fighting) is nothing but the...

“Don’t kill him… if you kill him… you won’t learn nothin’”. They should probably just shoot him and get it done, but okay - this is certainly an intriguing move. As is leaving a new riddle! AS IS KIDNAPPING CHASE! It's REM time... Doug is down for the count! OH NO! But will our other hero throw in the towel now? Not a chance! Father David Mowry is back to finish the job once and for all! The next...

Bruce and Chase are on the staircase and they're kicking some keister! Those Putty Men go DOWN! Harvey FINALLY gets the coin toss he’s been waiting for. He wasn’t allowed to act until this came up. IT’S STILL CHEATING, MAN! Time to finish this once and for all... Returning to the case is a true man of faith - it's Father David Mowry! And not one to throw in the towel, back in the ring for twelve m...

Goons go flying and poor pumpkins take a beating - the home invasion continues. The Riddler and his comedy bombs do a number on The Bat's gear - good luck cracking crime now! Nygma is gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight. Returning to our investigative team in divine style is none other than Father David Mowry! In his corner is the champ himself - it's Doug Greenberg! It's a KO, Nygma! Th...

" Intruder alert, intruder alert" - SHUUUT UUUUUP! The Riddler wields his skeleton-key-cane with precision and spanks his way through Wayne's security. Bruce's chance to reveal himself is ruined! RUINED! AND CHASE IS BEING CHASED! Impressive. Most impressive... Back on the scene is author, screenwriter, journalist and Podcat, Maria Lewis! Using her know-how, Maria is ready to take down these villa...

"Like it or not, we are all insectoid aliens burrowing within our urbaniod bodies"

Of course you're not shy You don't have to deny love Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me

He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (oh) A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man

We’re back as Bruce struggles to talk about his memories, his past, his emotions… TYPICAL MAN! Chase shuts him up by leaning in for the kiss - anything to get out of this situation, I guess. She got DEM LIPS, YO! Meanwhile, Alfred gets absolutely brained. He’s down for the count! He's broken in half, bah gawd! Joining the investigation is author, screenwriter and journalist Maria Lewis! As a pop c...

Sky > Terrestrial.

The version we never got to see...