Bat Minute

These guys all look the same to me, I dunno...

ROBOTS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!

Scripts needed supervising, persons needed leading and dialogues needed coaching - it's moar credits! MOAR! Joining the investigation today is a Bat Minute credits veteran - it's Matthew Soto of the Roughneck Minute and ID4 Minute! When it comes to solving the case, Matthew never surrenders, never retreats and never gives up. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Min...

It's the end, the end of the century...

From body shaming to Two Tonne Thugs. From a true Diamond to JAG. We're deep in credit town now! Joining our happy family all the way from Rockaway Beach is a guy who sure ain't no cretin - it's Phillip Mottaz of the Ramones of the Day podcast! You don't wanna be sedated for this one, Bat fans! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the ...

Chase and Bruce enjoy a nice smile... before Batman and Robin are finally fully in action, baby! RUN, RUN, RUN! The '60s want their gimmick back. But you want names instead? Oh boy do we got names! Returning to the team to once again wrap up the visual component of our investigation is the musical maestro, the string-based superstar - it's composer, violinist and spectacular singer-songwriter&nbsp...

After a brief game of Flappy Bird with Ed, Chase heads back to Alfred and Bruce who are practically hiding in the bushes. Master Wayne's secret is safe as Nygma is definitely A WHACKO. Scientific. “Thank you… for giving me a new dream”. Returning to investigate once more is filmmaker Natasha Kermani! Let Natasha be your Mentor so you don't wind up Shattered - this case is nearing completion. The n...

Nygma knows who The Batman is! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THE REVEAL IS COMING! Who is it? EDWARD! IS BATMAAAaaaAAAN! Oh... better just flap then, I guess. Back to direct this madness once more is filmmaker Natasha Kermani! Accept no imitations - Natasha is here to shatter all illusions and to show that she is the Lucky one capable of handling this crazy Riddler once and for all. The next episode follows...

The Riddler just can't seal the deal. He's had about six million chances and screwed each and every one up. The shame of it all. Bruce has made a decision. A revelation. He has made piece with his fractured self and mended the damage once and for all. PAGING DOCTOR BURTON! Assisting the Bat Minute crew once more and helping us figure out just why the hell The Riddler can't kill this guy is the one...

To the moon... and beyond!

Bruce is right... emotion HAS always the enemy of true justice! How did we not see it before? BRING ON THE COIN! COINS! TOO MANY COINS! As our Reverse Joker sinks below, Batman realises that he still has more to do - he can’t mourn his former buddy. The Riddler still needs dealing with! They haven't built a circuit that can hold him yet - Duncan Shields is back to show that he's the best programme...

Who could this be? Could it be?

I hope people remember me as a guy who brought magic to the people. You know, pushed the boundaries of wonder.

Robin has managed to free his feet of his bonds! He’s an escape artist! A regular Houdini! DAVID BLAINE! And what upper body strength! Batman feels good for the first time in… a long time. THAT SMILE! Aww! He loves his lil’ ward. Wait, who's this? IT’S TWO FACE! NOooOOOOOO! Here to smash the system is our very own pirate program, Duncan Shields! He's fighting for you, users! Teaming up with him is...

The Riddler’s terrordome begins its collapse! It’s over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FROM THIS TESLA COIL NIGHTMARE! A distraught Nygma... distorts. UNLIMITED BRAINS! Batman has only seconds to save his loved ones! Joining our investigation for the first time (we make a great team) is none other than Duncan Shields! He's here to FINISH THE GAME in this matter of life or death! Our other guest has harnessed...

They're a total wacko.

Who lives? Who dies? It's a Telltale game, people! Nygma is stopped in his tracks by an intriguing proposition - Batman has a riddle for HIM. FOR THE RIDDLER! It's blind time. Kind of. Back again as Special Guest Investigator and storyteller extraordinaire is the wondrous fable spinning, magical vocalising, Nightmare Queen herself - it's Kiri Callaghan! Kiri's on the case and this one is sure...

Hand her the god-damn Sonic Screwdriver, jerkwad.

Nom-nom-nom.

The Riddler mocks Ms Meridian, saying how she is just DESPERATE to be the love of Bruce’s life! I get it… but lots of women have tried, Chase! It's not going to happen! RUN! What’s behind curtain number two? Let Spice give us a little look… i t’s Robin! Of course! Oh, wait, no, sorry… it’s Fatman’s one and only partner. Who will be saved?!?!? Back, back, back again is a crowd favourite - our anato...

The Riddler continues to gloat about his UNLIMITED POWAAAAA! Cool it, man. We get it. It WAS over the top! He also decides that a little kink shaming is on the menu. That isn't gonna fly anymore. Let's meet the next contestants here on THE RUNNING MAN! Returning from Terra Mirum to once again assist our investigations is the Hufflepunk Queen Bard herself - Kiri Callaghan! Dreamweaver, st...

Wise Old Ben.

Names - what's in a name anyway?

Batman heads straight into the enemy lair... head first too! Somehow. GOZER BACK IN THE HOUSE, BABY! BUT DON'T FORGET OL' HARV! Our riddling Sith gets a little sexual. Cool yourself, bro. Returning to the investigative team is the queen of comedy, the great of gaming, the one, true, Fifth Element in human form - it's the Movies by Minutes maven herself, Crystal Beth! Teaming up to complete this we...

"Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one."